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The Union Forever!

Durham, NC
This is an incredible photo from the Duke-Florida game last night. Somebody is certainly thirsty for Cam Boozer.
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Finally balancing the scales for NC State after the same thing happened to them in 2009 against Duke. Two punts that made weird bounces into NC players, and Duke beat the hell out of them.
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 AM
So that's where they draw the line?
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Brutal. Steak a la chode.
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I'm looking for someone with a little more ambition.
October 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
They're going to go wild for my full back John Brown from the Tragic Prelude tattoo.
October 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don’t think they’re sarcastic but…
October 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Incredible name alert
October 19, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Ex:
October 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Amazing that he's coaching at FIU and West Ham at the same time.
October 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is Mike Leach with a mustache and mullet.
October 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
October 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
October 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
There’s Nantucket at home:
September 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
OJ did it (in 210 pages).
September 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
September 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You know his neighbors loved this.

"Ain't no rules in the HOA that says I can't walk around the neighborhood playing my tuba!"
September 7, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Remember when they had an empty trophy case for their future National Championship?
September 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
This is just a mildly sanitized 14 words, which notably Nate Hochman wrote in...14 words.
September 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
When he shows up at the state funeral:
August 30, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Duke football? Hell yes, it's Duke football! After Ted Roof, this was the promised land.

(Also, it was an incompletion but still stalled the drive to end the first where Duke could've gone up).
August 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
August 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The Durham flag is good:
August 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Jesus, that's grim.
August 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM