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Mark Armstrong
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Former Triangle sports dude. I drive to soccer. Virulent Canadian 🇨🇦 and Utah Ute Don’t ask me to play pickleball.

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Wayne Gretzky is a profound case of what alcohol and Trump brain will do to you
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
New group of death:

France
Senegal
Norway
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Norway can’t go to England Croatia otherwise holy shit
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
CANADA WILL ADVANCE
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Canada, Switzerland and Scotland has a lovely ring to it. Cmon PLEASE
December 5, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Group of death confirmed:

England and Croatia
December 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
USA with a great pull from Shaq. Australia as your main competition is about as good as you’d hope for.
December 5, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Gretzky and Judge huh? Bringing out all the Trump house plants
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
All of us, watching this interminable train wreck
December 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Bocelli and that montage of old highlights at the start of the show are the only elements of this welcome in civilized society. The rest of it should be violently shunned.
December 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
“Pelé, I assume one of the greats”

— immediate buffoonery from Trump who won’t shut up
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Normalize booing Infantino like they do Goodell
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Signing up to voluntarily host this says a lot about Kevin Hart and Heidi Klum. Didn’t really have opinions about them either way before. I certainly do now. Moral codes completely beholden to money and nothing else.
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
When he realized he had no more dictator taints to tongue, Infantino wept.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Seriously - fuck outta here with these shitbags.
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Can’t do it. I can’t watch this
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A preemptive GET FUCKED, FIFA for this comically corrupt “peace” prize.

THE ENTIRE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT THIS SHIT
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Reposted by Mark Armstrong
Somebody needs to beat the everliving shit out of Gianni Infantino.
December 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is the worst possible thing. Infantino what are you doing
December 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
More soccer montages, less cringe please
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Ok Andrea Bocelli, you velvet throated legend, enough of the pomp, get to the ping pong balls
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Thierry Henry being made to stand next to Lalas is an atrocity
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I actually find the Tom Brady promo ads on Fox quite enjoyable, up until Tom Brady appears at the end of them.
December 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
LOLOL
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Landon Donovan looks a little different. Can’t put my finger on why
December 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM