The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield
@sackofbooks.bsky.social
Asexual. Cambrophile. Canadian. The illegitimate daughter of an illegitimate son of an illegitimate nephew of Napoleon. He/him.
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Every year that the song of the summer is not "Summer is A-Comin' In" we stray further from God's Light.
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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I really went whole hog writing my joke about Priapus.
I have a joke about Narcissus, but I’d be seriously dating myself
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I really went whole hog writing my joke about Priapus.
Easy one.
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Easy one.
You're in her DMs, I am a cobblers daughter, I'm thought of rude and mean, but a finer and a bonnier lass you've never seen, I've plagued me father's head, for me life I wouldn't wed, me mother's in a prison 'cause of me. We are not the same.
you're in her DMs, I'm on the beach strollin' real high rollin', everything I have is mine and not stolen, girl runs up with somethin' to prove, I don't just stand there, bust a move
You're in her DMs, I'm UP IN DA CLUB where you chillin' for the summer homie UP IN DA CLUB jumpin' out the stretch hummer runnin' UP IN DA CLUB fly ladies from wall to wall UP IN DA CLUB with my beats I'm fadin' all y'all UP IN DA CLUB we are not the same
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
You're in her DMs, I am a cobblers daughter, I'm thought of rude and mean, but a finer and a bonnier lass you've never seen, I've plagued me father's head, for me life I wouldn't wed, me mother's in a prison 'cause of me. We are not the same.
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The majestic man-taur
Half man... half another man
Half man... half another man
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
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not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
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Predator: Badlands (2025)
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Predator: Badlands (2025)
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
I get rescued and I get a hot meal? Sign me up.
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I get rescued and I get a hot meal? Sign me up.
We all know that Petula Clark opposes both sleeping in the subway and standing in the pouring rain. What my new book presupposes is: what if she didn't?
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
We all know that Petula Clark opposes both sleeping in the subway and standing in the pouring rain. What my new book presupposes is: what if she didn't?
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- We want information.
- You won't get it!
- By hook or by crook we will, Charlie Brown.
- You won't get it!
- By hook or by crook we will, Charlie Brown.
Fix your heart or die, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
- We want information.
- You won't get it!
- By hook or by crook we will, Charlie Brown.
- You won't get it!
- By hook or by crook we will, Charlie Brown.
Pigs grunt, ducks quack, and men tell lies: that is how it generally goes, Charlie Brown.
I watched him for 15 years, sitting in a room… inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Charlie Brown. Now, you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Pigs grunt, ducks quack, and men tell lies: that is how it generally goes, Charlie Brown.
You strain out a gnat but swallow a camel, Charlie Brown.
I watched him for 15 years, sitting in a room… inhumanly patient, waiting for some secret, silent alarm to trigger him off. Death has come to your little town, Charlie Brown. Now, you can either ignore it, or you can help me to stop it.
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You strain out a gnat but swallow a camel, Charlie Brown.
THE TURKEY SEES ALL
My mom bought our kid some turkey dress-up sticker sets for Thanksgiving, I think the toddler did a good job @edidin.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
THE TURKEY SEES ALL
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The thing about "second screen viewing" is "being engaged in other things while watching TV" has been typical for decades. There's no need to make everyone narrate their actions to "accommodate" this behavior.
May 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The thing about "second screen viewing" is "being engaged in other things while watching TV" has been typical for decades. There's no need to make everyone narrate their actions to "accommodate" this behavior.
Gently breathing lit by the morning sun
Through the night it'd been raining venom
I want to be kind, not a bullet in the right place
Or just of two minds, more important than importance
I wanna help you lift enormous things
A pinch, a sting, I don't feel a thing
As the earth revolves around the sun
Through the night it'd been raining venom
I want to be kind, not a bullet in the right place
Or just of two minds, more important than importance
I wanna help you lift enormous things
A pinch, a sting, I don't feel a thing
As the earth revolves around the sun
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Gently breathing lit by the morning sun
Through the night it'd been raining venom
I want to be kind, not a bullet in the right place
Or just of two minds, more important than importance
I wanna help you lift enormous things
A pinch, a sting, I don't feel a thing
As the earth revolves around the sun
Through the night it'd been raining venom
I want to be kind, not a bullet in the right place
Or just of two minds, more important than importance
I wanna help you lift enormous things
A pinch, a sting, I don't feel a thing
As the earth revolves around the sun
I know very little about DC continuity, but I like to believe that Darkseid just saw Metron one day and deduced (correctly) that that dude had it figured out. Find the perfect chair, and you'll never have to get up again.
I miss pre-Flashpoint Darkseid, back when he’d just break into people’s houses and try out their furniture.
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I know very little about DC continuity, but I like to believe that Darkseid just saw Metron one day and deduced (correctly) that that dude had it figured out. Find the perfect chair, and you'll never have to get up again.
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We need to stop focusing on the Epstein Files and beat the Republicans by focusing on “kitchen table issues,” such as why Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
We need to stop focusing on the Epstein Files and beat the Republicans by focusing on “kitchen table issues,” such as why Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge.
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It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time