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The wounded knight that bore the rowan shield
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Asexual. Cambrophile. Canadian. The illegitimate daughter of an illegitimate son of an illegitimate nephew of Napoleon. He/him.

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The Welsh flag. A red dragon raising one claw, set against a field of white over green.
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Easy one.
Idris Elba in Cats. Extremely naked, sitting on top of a cat statue while holding his hat.
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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I get rescued and I get a hot meal? Sign me up.
The main cast of Delicious in Dungeon.
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Gently breathing lit by the morning sun
Through the night it'd been raining venom
I want to be kind, not a bullet in the right place
Or just of two minds, more important than importance

I wanna help you lift enormous things
A pinch, a sting, I don't feel a thing
As the earth revolves around the sun
The pope holding a mic and talking into it.
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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There are four types of guys online. No exceptions.
Katharine Hepburn in a suit. Katharine Hepburn dressed like a Valkyrie. Katharine Hepburn as Tracy Lord in The Philadelphia Story. Katharine Hepburn in drag, from the movie Sylvia Scarlett.
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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This is the only one of these I could think of.
The phrase "And Alexander wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer" in the format of a Zohran Mamdani campaign poster.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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October 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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You may choose one person to tell you the Aristocrats joke.
Comic book writer Gail Simone.
October 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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The meme where you have two buttons and a guy sweating over the choice of which one to press. One button says "Like this post" and the other says "Don't like this post."
October 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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The Louvre? Try knocking over an Afghanistan banana-stand.
The team of four thieves from the movie "The Hot Rock."
October 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Of course women don't like the Cybertruck. Women only want one thing, and it's the General Franky.
The General Franky from One Piece. A mech with big fists and a drill on top of its head that looks like a fancy gelled-up hairdo.
October 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Wow, I guess Chrysler really dodged a bullet on that one.
A panel of Popeye character Eugene the Jeep, a weird little animal that looks kind of like a cat and says "Jeep! Jeep!" all the time.
October 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Sounds about right. Small, hairy, fits between my legs. Sounds like a pussy to me.
A cat (like, the species) sitting on the lap of someone sitting on a couch.
October 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Ladies, Gents, Babies, and Torgo.
The character Torgo from the movie "Manos: The Hands of Fate."
October 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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First panel: the guy from "They Live" putting on the sunglasses that let him see the truth of things. Second panel: a billboard that says "BEG FOR SCRAPS OR YOU WILL STARVE."
October 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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The "Hey" meme from "A Star Is Born", but the third panel has Bradley Cooper saying: "The radical left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish list of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people."
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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lakevida: gonna go stand in a creek do you guys need anything my-fandom-needs-me (displaying screenshotted tags): # yeah i need you to find a leaf # and gently set it in the water # and watch solemnly as it floats away lakevida: god finally a reasonable request
September 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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That reminds me of one of these that I made, lo these many years ago. #welsh #cymraeg
The Distracted Boyfriend meme. The boyfriend is labelled "People learning Welsh", the woman he's checking out is labelled "Pronouncing the letter "LL" like the "CH" in loch", and his girlfriend is labelled "Pronouncing the letter "LL" correctly."
August 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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A cover of the DC comic "Prez: First Teen President." Appears to depict a vampire on a four-wheeled dolly trying to bite Prez's neck.
August 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Jim True-Frost as the elevator boy in The Hudsucker Proxy.
August 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I've just got the one photo of Lux on this phone, but here.
A black cat curled up on a couch.
August 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Stella on her way to steal your girl.
A smiling woman wearing a beret and a black and white striped shirt and carrying a baguette. The Eiffel Tower is in the background.
July 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Wrestler Martin "Farmer" Burns, shirtless and with his arms crossed.
July 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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When me and my crew roll up on you.
The parade from the end of The Wicker Man (1973).
July 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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I got this stuck in the head of my roommate's partner just recently. The struggle never ends.
The "I bet he's thinking about other women" meme. The guy is thinking "'Gender is a social construct' and 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles' have the same number of syllables."
July 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM