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"... absolute obscenity, sometimes, but not always, tempered by wit, humor, and drollery..." he/him
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
Like 75% of the US Olympic curlers are from Minnesota. A lot of them curl out of two clubs in Saint Paul, one club is in Frogtown, a neighborhood that has been very heavily targeted by ICE. These curlers are good neighbors.
factpostnews.bsky.social FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 7h
US Olympic Curling Team member speaks out against ICE:

"I'm proud to represent Team USA. But we'd be remiss if we didn't mention what's going on in Minnesota and what a tough time it's been. What's happening is wrong. There's no shades of gray."
February 10, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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cooperlund.online
That's fucking right, go Team USA
iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 7h
Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen:
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
February 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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imrankhan.bsky.social
Man, what a metaphor.
benphillips76.bsky.social Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 1d
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 10, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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baumann.bsky.social
If China took away the Stanley Cup, how would Canada even know?
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content. President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel. Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just “take advantage of America!” What does the United States of America get — Absolutely NOTHING! Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China — which will eat Canada alive. We’ll just get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup. The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve. We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
February 10, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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nuclearanthro.bsky.social
bonkers by every measure & other people in other countries see this shit and take it seriously as well they should.

Bizarre & dangerous for party & media & congress to give a pass on acting like this to someone w/virtually unrestricted nuclear launch authority.

Congress can end this tomorrow.
paleofuture.bsky.social Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d
Trump: “The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.”
Trump: As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content. President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel. Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just "take advantage of America!" What does the United States of America get — Absolutely NOTHING! Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China — which will eat Canada alive. We'll just get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup. The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve. We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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niedermeyer.online
"I was mogging for a stacy, when"

let me stop you there and suggest that you throw some shrimps on the barbie, like your ancestors before you
February 9, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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bubbaprog.xyz
JD Vance getting booed, as called around the world (auto transcribed & translated, mostly):
February 8, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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govpritzker.illinois.gov
Unidos somos América.
Bad Bunny holds a football that says Together, we are America.
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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lewispoll.is
You're laughing? The team that lends their plane for deportation flights and whose owner is best pals with Trump got utterly humiliated in front of a hundred million viewers, and you're laughing?
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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taniel.bsky.social
what a shot
halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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susanrinkunas.com
“god bless America” meaning the continents of North and South America is going to give the worst people alive a collective aneurysm :)
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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leftliblucy.bsky.social
Kid Rock: "god bless the stars and stripes, I love my truck almost as much as Donny's dumptruck" or some shit idk

Bad Bunny:
UNITED THE UNITED NATIONS FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
February 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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solomonmissouri.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 12:13 AM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
it's so funny to put yourself in a position where you have to pretend you like the music of Kid Rock. we know you're lying guys, we can hear him too
February 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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ceej.online
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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michelleroy78.bsky.social
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www.livescience.com/health/there...
'There's no reason to ban us from playing': Analysis debunks notion that transgender women have inherent physical advantages in sports
A meta-analysis of 52 studies that included over 5,000 transgender people suggests that transgender women's physical fitness after hormone therapy is comparable to that of cisgender women.
www.livescience.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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samthielman.com
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
prplmonkeyman.bsky.social
I called my senators and rep about it, but due to being stuck in the Bible Belt I expect it to fall on deaf ears. I've been on the ass of friends living in Virginia, Cali, and Illinois to reach out as well.
February 7, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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ugarles.bsky.social
you have to be a real piece of shit to be a foreign vice president well-known enough to be loathed on sight
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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karenho.bsky.social
the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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jbarab.bsky.social
Trump: "This space will serve our Country well for, hopefully, Centuries into the future!"

Americans: "Demolition will begin January 21, 2029."

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Trump digs in on ballroom size, saying height will match that of White House
Review panels and a federal judge have asked if the project can be made smaller. Historic preservationists say the planned 90,000-square-foot addition will overshadow the mansion.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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rodger.bsky.social
Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”
Instagram post from Jessie Diggins, showing her carrying the American flag and smiling: I want to make sure you know who I'm racing for when I get to the start line at the Olympics. I'm racing for an American people who stand for love, for acceptance, for compassion, honesty and respect for others. I do not stand for hate or violence or discrimination. I get to decide who I'm racing for every single day, and how I want to live up to my values. For everyone out there caring for others, protecting their neighbors and meeting people with love - every single step is for you. YOU are the ones who make me proud to carry the flag, and I hope I can bring you joy over these next few weeks.
February 5, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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jackiantonovich.bsky.social
MacKenzie Scott has the chance to do the funniest thing right now.
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
prplmonkeyman.bsky.social
Lol how dare you have a different opinion to mine! I demand you prostrate yourself before me in absolution
February 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM