Front page, all caps, not a great day

Greenland Politician Tillie Martinussen: “If we became independent tomorrow, Trump would invade us.

“He assumes Greenlanders are uneducated and stupid. The opposite is true.

“We will be here hundreds of years after Donald Trump.

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90 day suspension of US tourist visas and this is all over

“protesters” are not “clashing” with law enforcement. violent federal agents have waged war on minneapolis and regular people are telling them to get the fuck out. and last time i checked being in a group chat doesn’t mean you’re in a professional organization. it means you have friends.

follow me @icegov.bsky.social you cowards

Less a plot, more of a free associative fever dream. Kinda love it, though