PrplMonkeyMan
@prplmonkeyman.bsky.social
"... absolute obscenity, sometimes, but not always, tempered by wit, humor, and drollery..." he/him
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*attacks other countries*
"The worst thing that you can do is retaliate against me. Just let me continue attacking you, and we will all be fine."
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
"The worst thing that you can do is retaliate against me. Just let me continue attacking you, and we will all be fine."
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
Bessent urges Europe not to retaliate against Trump’s Greenland tariffs
US treasury secretary says at WEF in Davos that countries and companies should pause and ‘let things play out’
www.theguardian.com
January 20, 2026 at 1:03 PM
*attacks other countries*
"The worst thing that you can do is retaliate against me. Just let me continue attacking you, and we will all be fine."
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
"The worst thing that you can do is retaliate against me. Just let me continue attacking you, and we will all be fine."
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
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Front page, all caps, not a great day
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 PM
Front page, all caps, not a great day
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A lot of international conflicts aren’t black-and-white, but here it is crystal clear.
And it really sucks to unambiguously be the villain.
And it really sucks to unambiguously be the villain.
Footage shows Danish troops arriving in Greenland as part of a new military deployment. Among the personnel who landed on the island is Major General Peter H. Boysen, Chief of the Danish Army Command. #Greenland
January 19, 2026 at 11:15 PM
A lot of international conflicts aren’t black-and-white, but here it is crystal clear.
And it really sucks to unambiguously be the villain.
And it really sucks to unambiguously be the villain.
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"the most widely accepted definition of the working class" !!!! wow my eyes just bulged out of my head lol
and on MLK Day? right in front of my March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom?
and on MLK Day? right in front of my March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom?
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
"the most widely accepted definition of the working class" !!!! wow my eyes just bulged out of my head lol
and on MLK Day? right in front of my March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom?
and on MLK Day? right in front of my March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom?
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These texts are embarrassing as fuck to me as an American and a human being
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
These texts are embarrassing as fuck to me as an American and a human being
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If only there had been some clue that he was like this.
January 19, 2026 at 8:18 PM
If only there had been some clue that he was like this.
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To those who are claiming that it'd be too cruel and extreme for the EU to cut off American tourist visas now (or to otherwise sanction or inconvenience us Americans in any way)....
You're REALLY not gonna like what happens if the madman Trump is permitted to set off a hot war with Europe.
You're REALLY not gonna like what happens if the madman Trump is permitted to set off a hot war with Europe.
January 19, 2026 at 6:49 PM
To those who are claiming that it'd be too cruel and extreme for the EU to cut off American tourist visas now (or to otherwise sanction or inconvenience us Americans in any way)....
You're REALLY not gonna like what happens if the madman Trump is permitted to set off a hot war with Europe.
You're REALLY not gonna like what happens if the madman Trump is permitted to set off a hot war with Europe.
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Greenland Politician Tillie Martinussen: “If we became independent tomorrow, Trump would invade us.
“He assumes Greenlanders are uneducated and stupid. The opposite is true.
“We will be here hundreds of years after Donald Trump.
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“He assumes Greenlanders are uneducated and stupid. The opposite is true.
“We will be here hundreds of years after Donald Trump.
1/2
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Greenland Politician Tillie Martinussen: “If we became independent tomorrow, Trump would invade us.
“He assumes Greenlanders are uneducated and stupid. The opposite is true.
“We will be here hundreds of years after Donald Trump.
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“He assumes Greenlanders are uneducated and stupid. The opposite is true.
“We will be here hundreds of years after Donald Trump.
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Good. Trump only respects being punched in the face, and the American government, as it currently stands, exists in a perpetual state of believing there are no consequences for letting him do what he wants. Europe has to act.
January 19, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Good. Trump only respects being punched in the face, and the American government, as it currently stands, exists in a perpetual state of believing there are no consequences for letting him do what he wants. Europe has to act.
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Official confirmation that the widely quoted letter from Trump to the Norwegian Prime Minister is indeed as reported earlier today.
www.politico.eu/article/norw...
www.politico.eu/article/norw...
Norway’s PM says Trump sent letter tying Nobel prize snub to Greenland ambitions
American president says his failure to win the Nobel Peace Prize has shifted his focus, as he ramps up bid to take over huge Arctic island.
www.politico.eu
January 19, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Official confirmation that the widely quoted letter from Trump to the Norwegian Prime Minister is indeed as reported earlier today.
www.politico.eu/article/norw...
www.politico.eu/article/norw...
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“We are constantly experiencing new provocations, we are constantly experiencing new antagonism” big Monday morning mood
January 19, 2026 at 9:02 AM
“We are constantly experiencing new provocations, we are constantly experiencing new antagonism” big Monday morning mood
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So there it is, in his own words.
Trump writes to the prime minister of Norway informing him that as a consequence of not receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, “I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace”.
A dangerous man-child.
Trump writes to the prime minister of Norway informing him that as a consequence of not receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, “I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace”.
A dangerous man-child.
January 19, 2026 at 10:53 AM
So there it is, in his own words.
Trump writes to the prime minister of Norway informing him that as a consequence of not receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, “I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace”.
A dangerous man-child.
Trump writes to the prime minister of Norway informing him that as a consequence of not receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, “I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace”.
A dangerous man-child.
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90 day suspension of US tourist visas and this is all over
January 19, 2026 at 5:17 AM
90 day suspension of US tourist visas and this is all over
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"Our dumbfuck president is threatening war because he didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize" is some hacky dystopian shit I'd have written for an English class in 2004.
January 19, 2026 at 11:54 AM
"Our dumbfuck president is threatening war because he didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize" is some hacky dystopian shit I'd have written for an English class in 2004.
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“protesters” are not “clashing” with law enforcement. violent federal agents have waged war on minneapolis and regular people are telling them to get the fuck out. and last time i checked being in a group chat doesn’t mean you’re in a professional organization. it means you have friends.
January 18, 2026 at 4:47 PM
“protesters” are not “clashing” with law enforcement. violent federal agents have waged war on minneapolis and regular people are telling them to get the fuck out. and last time i checked being in a group chat doesn’t mean you’re in a professional organization. it means you have friends.
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"We are committed to upholding our sovereignty." - Statement from Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden and UK www.presidentti.fi/statement-...
Statement by Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Norway, Sweden and the United Kingdom (englanniksi) - Presidentti
As members of NATO, we are committed to strengthening Arctic security as a shared transatlantic interest. The pre-coordinated Danish exercise ”Arctic Endurance” conducted with Allies, responds to this necessity. It poses no threat to anyone. We stand in full solidarity with the Kingdom of Denmark and the people of Greenland. Building on the process begun […]
www.presidentti.fi
January 18, 2026 at 1:34 PM
"We are committed to upholding our sovereignty." - Statement from Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden and UK www.presidentti.fi/statement-...
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follow me @icegov.bsky.social you cowards
January 17, 2026 at 12:07 AM
follow me @icegov.bsky.social you cowards
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This is A+ performance art and the student should get a medal
January 17, 2026 at 2:46 AM
This is A+ performance art and the student should get a medal
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I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS
January 15, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS
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tom homan I'm going to keep it real with you: I will die of poverty before I miss the chance to call an ICE agent a little bitch to his face
January 16, 2026 at 3:48 AM
tom homan I'm going to keep it real with you: I will die of poverty before I miss the chance to call an ICE agent a little bitch to his face
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One positive thing is not having to hear Charlie Kirk's opinion on any of this
January 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
One positive thing is not having to hear Charlie Kirk's opinion on any of this
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Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."
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I cannot emphasize enough that you do not need papers to be a US citizen. You can be a Spanish-speaking birthright citizen of the United States; the status exists independent of paperwork. It is un-American to presume that people are not citizens and put the burden on them to prove their status.
Sotomayor on the impact: "The Government, and now the concurrence, has all but declared that all Latinos, U. S. citizens or not, who work low wage jobs are fair game to be seized at any time, taken away from work, and held until they provide proof of their legal status to the agents’ satisfaction."
September 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I cannot emphasize enough that you do not need papers to be a US citizen. You can be a Spanish-speaking birthright citizen of the United States; the status exists independent of paperwork. It is un-American to presume that people are not citizens and put the burden on them to prove their status.
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remember, a college student who gets an F because she wrote "because Jesus says so" in an essay she didn't do any reading for is tyranny but a dean losing her new job because of her beliefs is freedom. what are you not getting about this.
The University of Arkansas's law school just withdrew the appointment of its new dean six days after hiring her because conservative politicians complained that she filed an amicus brief to the Supreme Court in support of transgender students
Culture warriors cancel new U of A law dean before she started - Arkansas Times
Culture warriors claim the scalp of Emily Suski, the would-be law school dean whose legal opinion on transgender athletes seems to have offended Arkansas officials.
arktimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:50 PM
remember, a college student who gets an F because she wrote "because Jesus says so" in an essay she didn't do any reading for is tyranny but a dean losing her new job because of her beliefs is freedom. what are you not getting about this.