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Cait 🐸
@caitesq.bsky.social
Public defender. Professional troublemaker. Burrito and word game enthusiast.
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Indigenous actress Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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I need to sell 28 more of these before Christmas if I want to break even on the design. We're over half way there so fingers-crossed that new people keep wanting them!
I really wasn't exaggerating when I said my Christmas tree pride pins were detailed. Each of these baubles is just over 2mm! canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4405...
November 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Boys have swag

Gentlemen have style

I have a shark-cuterie board
November 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This is the recipe in which @smittenkitchen.bsky.social invents the concept of “gratin season,” which we are definitely in
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Today’s NYT Strands is really life-affirming, you guys
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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One of the all-time great Christmas albums
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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I don’t see my friend “a scary amount of butter” as much as I’d like to but when I do it’s like no time has passed, we pick up right where we left off
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
View from my Thanksgiving prep. For full effect, imagine the Sharon Jones holiday album in the background
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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as a Massachusetts native it is my duty to wish you all a happy Alice’s Restaurant day wherever you are

remember: you can get anything you want, at Alice’s Restaurant (excepting Alice)
November 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Troy Hill. 31st Street Bridge at River Road. Caller is concerned that six unmarked vans just rolled up and started blocking the intersection. PD said this is for the Turkey Trot Race. Happy Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Five-year-old took an hour and 20 minutes to finish the turkey trot. We finished behind some people with a distracted corgi. Now time to cook
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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witness! the holiday majesty that is the s. d. ireland holiday cement truck
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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going back in time to let college mondo, who is booty dancing at the club, about this moment to his absolute disbelief
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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I get why Obama seems to have affection for Zohran and it’s not just that they’re both charismatic, it’s that they both understood as part of their political project that projecting personal decency is something that there is a deep yearning for
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Ever seen the back of a twenty dollar bill... ON TRYPTOPHAN?
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Overheard in the grocery store: “You gettin’ ready for some TRYPTOPHAN?”
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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My friends, according to the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade press materials, there are no shark floats or balloons this year. But there is one clown act that includes a shark.

I will award four (4) Internet points to anyone who takes a selfie with that shark clown behind you on your tv.
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It feels insane that my guess of the correct word gets a skill rating of zero.
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It's been like 24 hours so I think I can say: the latest episode of Pluribus freaked me out. Not the plot, just how it was filmed. I was jumping at shadows afterwards.
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Mike Johnson jokes that he's "not really the speaker," which is accurate in the sense that he's doing a shitty job. It's not cute or funny.

He's like a manager who says, "I don't really think of myself as a boss." Ok, but you are one, and if you don't manage people, you're not doing your job.
‘In Triage Every Day’: A Beleaguered Speaker Says He’s Overwhelmed
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Ok well done
Instead of watching Stranger Things, maybe we should start building stronger things, like the rule of law and a commitment to democratic norms
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM