Clarrie Maguire
@problemchimp.bsky.social
Sometimes bread is better.
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(welcoming the new wife of my employer into the family home) yes as you can see there is the portrait of the late madam, no she is quite dead, I can assure you, but please never enter the west wing. you will be supplied a new wardrobe of course. dinner is at 4am sharp
January 27, 2026 at 8:30 PM
(welcoming the new wife of my employer into the family home) yes as you can see there is the portrait of the late madam, no she is quite dead, I can assure you, but please never enter the west wing. you will be supplied a new wardrobe of course. dinner is at 4am sharp
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we call our cat Harold Pinter because of his long paws!!! also he had an affair with Joan Bakewell
January 27, 2026 at 3:11 PM
we call our cat Harold Pinter because of his long paws!!! also he had an affair with Joan Bakewell
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is the cure for male loneliness showing up early and setting up chairs?
A lot of the Male Loneliness Epidemic can be traced back to the fact that most cis dudes don’t participate in communal logistics.
I think @sarahjeong.bsky.social said it's because they devalue women's labor and a LOT of this Scary Logistics stuff comes from people who don't understand that basically all of the civic life they enjoy is created with the help of free labor, largely by women.
January 26, 2026 at 4:02 AM
is the cure for male loneliness showing up early and setting up chairs?
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ripping the LaserDisc for Beastmaster II and it contains one of my favorite bits of distracting dubbing in history
July 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
ripping the LaserDisc for Beastmaster II and it contains one of my favorite bits of distracting dubbing in history
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Hey it's me, your favorite Social Media Cryptid! I'm running a flash fundraiser for our local anti-ICE community network in Ventura County. These postcards are going out for $5 a pop. I'm @Lucy-Bellwood on Venmo. DM me with how many you'd like and a good mailing address and we'll make it happen 💛
January 26, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Hey it's me, your favorite Social Media Cryptid! I'm running a flash fundraiser for our local anti-ICE community network in Ventura County. These postcards are going out for $5 a pop. I'm @Lucy-Bellwood on Venmo. DM me with how many you'd like and a good mailing address and we'll make it happen 💛
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LA folks in Echo Park/Silverlake: ICE is staging at Vons on Alvarado, and have kidnapped vendors on Sunset and Alvarado and Sunset and Echo.
January 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
LA folks in Echo Park/Silverlake: ICE is staging at Vons on Alvarado, and have kidnapped vendors on Sunset and Alvarado and Sunset and Echo.
I feel like a coward for sitting here in silence as the home of so many of my friends’ seems to be sliding into civil war. But it feels grotesque to offer sympathy or solidarity without concrete help and I’ve nothing I can offer. Without money or power what the fuck can you do at a time like this?
January 25, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I feel like a coward for sitting here in silence as the home of so many of my friends’ seems to be sliding into civil war. But it feels grotesque to offer sympathy or solidarity without concrete help and I’ve nothing I can offer. Without money or power what the fuck can you do at a time like this?
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For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
January 24, 2026 at 10:01 AM
For Jim Moir/Vic Reeves' birthday, a reminder it's thirty years this year since this advert.
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I hereby establish this as my new catchphrase.
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I hereby establish this as my new catchphrase.
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Just been served the greatest thumbnail of all time
January 21, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Just been served the greatest thumbnail of all time
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Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
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hey guys i have this really cool idea for an exploit
you know the social contract
what if i broke it
all those other suckers would still keep following it, right? like absolutely no matter what? even if there was nothing in it for them anymore?
can't believe no one's tried this before
you know the social contract
what if i broke it
all those other suckers would still keep following it, right? like absolutely no matter what? even if there was nothing in it for them anymore?
can't believe no one's tried this before
January 21, 2026 at 12:54 AM
hey guys i have this really cool idea for an exploit
you know the social contract
what if i broke it
all those other suckers would still keep following it, right? like absolutely no matter what? even if there was nothing in it for them anymore?
can't believe no one's tried this before
you know the social contract
what if i broke it
all those other suckers would still keep following it, right? like absolutely no matter what? even if there was nothing in it for them anymore?
can't believe no one's tried this before
I’ve subscribed to the Fortean Times for something in the region of 30 years. Genuinely considering cancelling. There’s been a really nasty trickle of transphobia for a while, but giving nearly a whole page to a letter full of horrible shit like this then announcing correspondence is closed? WTF?
January 20, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I’ve subscribed to the Fortean Times for something in the region of 30 years. Genuinely considering cancelling. There’s been a really nasty trickle of transphobia for a while, but giving nearly a whole page to a letter full of horrible shit like this then announcing correspondence is closed? WTF?
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Facebook memories reminded me this morning of the penguin that moulted to become French
January 20, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Facebook memories reminded me this morning of the penguin that moulted to become French
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Inhibit: Book One was borrowed 40 times from libraries last year and I got £5 for it!! If you're a comic creator or writer and your books have an ISBN, you should sign up to the Public Lending Right scheme to get paid for library loans plr.bl.uk
January 19, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Inhibit: Book One was borrowed 40 times from libraries last year and I got £5 for it!! If you're a comic creator or writer and your books have an ISBN, you should sign up to the Public Lending Right scheme to get paid for library loans plr.bl.uk
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cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 AM
cleaning up my desktop and found this little gem
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"time is a flat circle" no dude youre thinking of a clock
January 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
"time is a flat circle" no dude youre thinking of a clock
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imagine dying to death and being asked to solve math puzzles for your last words. for one man, this was no mere hypothetical
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
imagine dying to death and being asked to solve math puzzles for your last words. for one man, this was no mere hypothetical
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Everyday photos of all of Paris from 1970. From the link below, click on any section of the city map. You'll then be given a choice of photos of that area taken in spring 1970 for a competition that aimed to create a comprehensive coverage of the entire city. A bit like Street View 1970!
Je viens de tomber sur un truc fascinant. En 1970, la FNAC et Paris ont organisé un concours photo basé sur un découpage géométrique de Paris. Ce site permet de visionner 30 000 des photos produites à cette occasion
paris1970.jeantho.eu/index.html
paris1970.jeantho.eu/index.html
C'était Paris en 1970
Photographies numérisées du fonds C'était Paris en 1970
paris1970.jeantho.eu
January 19, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Everyday photos of all of Paris from 1970. From the link below, click on any section of the city map. You'll then be given a choice of photos of that area taken in spring 1970 for a competition that aimed to create a comprehensive coverage of the entire city. A bit like Street View 1970!
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100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY format.
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 PM
100% tariff on the MM/DD/YY format.
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If it's Cary Grant's birthday, it must surely be time for me to post the "puppy in the jacket pocket" picture again. Be rude not to, really.
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 AM
If it's Cary Grant's birthday, it must surely be time for me to post the "puppy in the jacket pocket" picture again. Be rude not to, really.
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Just remembered I can draw whatever I want
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Just remembered I can draw whatever I want