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Dave Convery
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With every bite of bahn mi I grow stronger & feistier
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Wicked For Good sounds like a Boston area non profit
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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me filling in the "traits" box on the character sheet for my half orc rogue
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I don’t usually comment on people’s appearance, but the consistency with which any right wing public figure looks like they were drawn by Steve Dillon haunts me. From ‘elder statesmen speaks out’ to ‘youth addresses Tory conference’ just 100% grailspawn motherfuckers. It’s statistically unfeasible.
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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I just don't need to know what the Telegraph has written about Dungeons & Dragons. It's a newspaper for people who are frightened of samosas.
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Don't kill the part of you that's cringe, kill the part of you that cringes
November 30, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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You’re feeling jaded, and then you see a driving instructor’s car emblazoned with sombreros and the name L-PASSO. And it feels like the world telling you there’s always something amazing you haven’t seen
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 PM
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Painted a thing for various competitions next year, but first up it’s #miniaturepaintingopenonline.
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Painted a thing for various competitions next year, but first up it’s #miniaturepaintingopenonline.
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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*It’s cold outside
*Friends gather for a meal together
*Everyone is thinking about a very special little baby
*An important visitor comes in through the ventilation system

Alien is a Christmas movie
December 10, 2024 at 10:00 PM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
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I realised that, in keeping with his icy persona, a better name for Stone Cold Steve Austin’s finishing move would’ve been “The Frosty Reception”. Probably too late to fix this but I’ve emailed WWE about it anyway
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Alexander Skarsgård has the mind of a weird little goblin freak and the body of a Greek God and I'm forever wondering which part of him was cursed by a witch to be forever trapped with the other
I really like that Pillion is a film based on how madly horny people get for Alexander Skarsgård. I feel like he and we deserve that
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
This argument can be applied to quite a lot of things, including but not limited to:

The Conservative Party
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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My da is a man of the cloth and he says you're full of bullshit.
November 28, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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As CEO of Mott’s Applesauce I really have to question your mental state if Applesauce isn’t on your plate, in your toilet, in the bedroom, really everywhere that Applesauce could help
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving, America!
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Tony: Hey Dave. Check it out. I added a button to the login page.
Dave: Oh yeah?
Tony: Yeah it's right there. See that right there, little oval in blue with a check mark next to it, says "stay logged in on this device"?
Dave: Oh yeah ok cool. What's it do?
Tony: literally nothing
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I feel you, ancient Mongolian ceramic hedgehog. I feel you.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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This should be in the V&A. It’s an essential artefact of UK late 20th century culture.
November 27, 2025 at 10:38 AM