Dave Convery
@zomda.bsky.social
With every bite of bahn mi I grow stronger & feistier
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skaters will not have this problem should they choose to skate with the universally beloved music of the Mountain Goats
I’m getting word that there are skaters having to fight music rights battles right now just days before the Olympics. We know Lauriault/le Gac has already made the decision to change their RD. Don’t be surprised if we get some other program changes in Milan
January 31, 2026 at 1:43 PM
skaters will not have this problem should they choose to skate with the universally beloved music of the Mountain Goats
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If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
OK it turns out he was actually meeting SA goons, I think it’s time to turn reality off
Rumour has it he started amassing his fortune in order to keep paying the $10 for new Something Awful accounts
lmao Epstein was banned on Xbox Live
January 31, 2026 at 9:13 AM
OK it turns out he was actually meeting SA goons, I think it’s time to turn reality off
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Like who the hell am I supposed to talk about this with. My therapist would have me committed.
January 31, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Like who the hell am I supposed to talk about this with. My therapist would have me committed.
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I can’t explain it but I know in my soul that each one of these fucks is the incompetent bad guy who gets the shit kicked out of them at the end of a different episode on a show about at time travelling dinner lady.
January 31, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I can’t explain it but I know in my soul that each one of these fucks is the incompetent bad guy who gets the shit kicked out of them at the end of a different episode on a show about at time travelling dinner lady.
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he always had trouble with anti-virus measures
Bill Gates allegedly caught an STD when he cheated on then-wife Melinda Gates, newly released emails in the Jeffrey Epstein files revealed.
Bill Gates Shocker! Billionaire Got an STD After Cheating on His Wife With 'Russian Girls,' Jeffrey Epstein Files Claim
okmagazine.com
January 31, 2026 at 1:14 AM
he always had trouble with anti-virus measures
Rumour has it he started amassing his fortune in order to keep paying the $10 for new Something Awful accounts
January 30, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Rumour has it he started amassing his fortune in order to keep paying the $10 for new Something Awful accounts
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january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 AM
january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
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If there's ever a history museum dedicated to this time period make sure this sentence gets displayed there
January 30, 2026 at 1:53 AM
If there's ever a history museum dedicated to this time period make sure this sentence gets displayed there
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"Must remain in seats for entirety of film" like it's a haunted house that gives you $50 if you make it all the way through without screaming
Sales of tickets to watch 'Melania' in Boston are so disastrous that they'll now pay you $50 to sit though it. From Craigslist:
January 29, 2026 at 5:22 PM
"Must remain in seats for entirety of film" like it's a haunted house that gives you $50 if you make it all the way through without screaming
It’s a drop in the ocean right now but the implementation of that government “AI training” website is a genuine embarrassment.
January 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
It’s a drop in the ocean right now but the implementation of that government “AI training” website is a genuine embarrassment.
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So, this cost 4 million pounds, is a bookmark site and does not use the Government Digital Service themes so fails all accessibility checks. It's taxpayer funded advertising basically. mahadk.com/posts/ai-ski...
January 29, 2026 at 12:31 PM
So, this cost 4 million pounds, is a bookmark site and does not use the Government Digital Service themes so fails all accessibility checks. It's taxpayer funded advertising basically. mahadk.com/posts/ai-ski...
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Together Forever*
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Together Forever*
When you put it like that... no I still love 40K.
To get the vibe of 40k imagine this guy is aiming at an orphan guilty of wrong!think while travelling on a spaceship achieving ftl by taking a detour through hell.
January 29, 2026 at 8:39 AM
When you put it like that... no I still love 40K.
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I am on my knees begging you to fund schools properly instead.
We want to make sure tutoring isn't the preserve of a lucky few, but accessible to every child who needs it.
AI can help us do that.
Safe, personalised, one-to-one learning support to help every child achieve and thrive.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
AI can help us do that.
Safe, personalised, one-to-one learning support to help every child achieve and thrive.
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
Poorest pupils to be given AI tutors
Bridget Phillipson says tuition would no longer be the preserve of ‘the lucky few’
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 7:46 AM
I am on my knees begging you to fund schools properly instead.
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Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted
RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
Oh man, now they’re retconning syphilis
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Oh man, now they’re retconning syphilis
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All the other scientists are yelling at me because I’m wearing the Doomsday Clock like Flavor Flav
December 12, 2024 at 3:36 PM
All the other scientists are yelling at me because I’m wearing the Doomsday Clock like Flavor Flav
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Makes you wonder just how dangerously invested the UK is into ai stock and companies if they’re pulling a move this desperate lmao
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Makes you wonder just how dangerously invested the UK is into ai stock and companies if they’re pulling a move this desperate lmao