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Dave Convery
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With every bite of bahn mi I grow stronger & feistier
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If there's ever a history museum dedicated to this time period make sure this sentence gets displayed there
January 30, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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"Must remain in seats for entirety of film" like it's a haunted house that gives you $50 if you make it all the way through without screaming
Sales of tickets to watch 'Melania' in Boston are so disastrous that they'll now pay you $50 to sit though it. From Craigslist:
January 29, 2026 at 5:22 PM
It’s a drop in the ocean right now but the implementation of that government “AI training” website is a genuine embarrassment.
January 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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So, this cost 4 million pounds, is a bookmark site and does not use the Government Digital Service themes so fails all accessibility checks. It's taxpayer funded advertising basically. mahadk.com/posts/ai-ski...
January 29, 2026 at 12:31 PM
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Together Forever*
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 AM
When you put it like that... no I still love 40K.
To get the vibe of 40k imagine this guy is aiming at an orphan guilty of wrong!think while travelling on a spaceship achieving ftl by taking a detour through hell.
January 29, 2026 at 8:39 AM
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I am on my knees begging you to fund schools properly instead.
We want to make sure tutoring isn't the preserve of a lucky few, but accessible to every child who needs it.

AI can help us do that.

Safe, personalised, one-to-one learning support to help every child achieve and thrive.

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01...
Poorest pupils to be given AI tutors
Bridget Phillipson says tuition would no longer be the preserve of ‘the lucky few’
www.telegraph.co.uk
January 29, 2026 at 7:46 AM
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January 29, 2026 at 7:37 AM
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Annie Wilkes from Misery is spiritually Millennial:
▪️cottagecore
▪️extremely toxic fandom
▪️aggressive side part
▪️weird childish curses
▪️puritanical, but also
▪️horrifyingly perverted

RIP Annie you would have been so good at BookTok
January 28, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Oh man, now they’re retconning syphilis
January 28, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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All the other scientists are yelling at me because I’m wearing the Doomsday Clock like Flavor Flav
December 12, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Makes you wonder just how dangerously invested the UK is into ai stock and companies if they’re pulling a move this desperate lmao
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.

Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 AM
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Lads. You've invented Rumbelows.
January 27, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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if you’re having a bad morning just think that you could be the person in the philadelphia office of emergency management who sent out a citywide text alert with a link to chubbyparade dot com
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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as we celebrate the most sacred holiday in the calendar I just want to let everyone know that every small boulder is just a large boulder the size of a small boulder please use caution.
Today is "Large boulder the size of a small boulder" day!
January 27, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs!
January 27, 2026 at 1:59 PM
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Okay, so this now looks a lot like the Slippin’ Jimmy thing from Better Call Saul: walk into the bar then do a flying header into the fire extinguisher, and phone your lawyer. Again, it’s a nexus of: well-connected wingnut cranks, the Times newspaper and billionaire legal funding.
January 27, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Reminder that British journalists have a weird fetish for Harry Potter because it's a fantasy world where nobody mentions how fucking weird it is that everybody was privately educated in just five schools
January 27, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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Some safety tips for the big storm! Be safe, everybody.
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Look the horrors are fucking endless but sometimes I make or paint something, sometimes I do both. Make things! It makes life a little bit more bearable.

This thing is a magician. Polymer clay, heavy body acrylic. Practice piece for a thing I want to make later in the year.
January 26, 2026 at 8:06 PM