Zach Heltzel
@zachheltzel.bsky.social
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Academy Award winning writer and director of SWIMFAN.
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drewharwell.com
Sam Altman went from “AI will cure cancer" to "ChatGPT porn" in less than a month
ChatGPT boss predicts when AI could cure cancer We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
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jamellebouie.net
a real water is wet scenario here
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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internethippo.bsky.social
Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means
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whstancil.bsky.social
One of the things that our political class refuses to admit even though it's obviously true is that Twitter is very obviously radicalizing many American elites into full-bore white supremacy
edmlawyersteve.bsky.social
It actually seems like Twitter made Vance into a Nazi.
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mtsw.bsky.social
ya honestly a pretty good visual depiction of how america's fallen since trump became president
zachheltzel.bsky.social
Bari Weiss is a Hannah Horvath who pulled a JD Vance.
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razzball.bsky.social
If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit
Sal Frelick
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jasonv.bsky.social
LGBTQIA+ is rebranding as LGBTQIA MAX
zachheltzel.bsky.social
Not to be a pervert on main but I think women should keep doing Vigilante cosplay because the 70s serial killer glasses are kind of a look.
zachheltzel.bsky.social
Tim Robinson playing Nate Silver in a movie about how getting dunked on by Twitter boiled his brain.
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rajandelman.bsky.social
Love that the nickname was an inside job
Raleigh's Big Dumper nickname, referring to his large butt, was popularized by former teammate Jarred Kelenic, who started using it in 2020[2] and tweeted it in 2021 when Raleigh was promoted to the Mariners.[97] Raleigh's mother said she thinks the nickname "stinks" but appreciates fans' support for her son.[98]
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junlper.beer
genuinely trumps funniest bit ever for him to admit that he knows he’s a grifting piece of shit who’s going to hell lol
atrupar.com
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
zachheltzel.bsky.social
At some point I should get to the bottom of why my content on algorithmic social media is always a hit with, and only with, women ages 25 to 34.
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veryimportant.lawyer
Man I hope I’m wrong and hell is real
cmgiulini.bsky.social
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
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michaelvarrati.bsky.social
LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR is a transgressive, challenging all-timer. It’s the kind of cinema that hits the screen with a subtle ferocity that demands to be discussed after the credits have rolled.
zachheltzel.bsky.social
I assume a lot of my followers 1. Live in Los Angeles 2. Have ADHD.

Where are you finding pharmacies that have medication in stock? Any tips?
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forplaint.bsky.social
Diane Keaton was not the “dies at 79” any of us were hoping for today.
zachheltzel.bsky.social
The mini-defections from MTG, Candace Owens, etc. tell me that these people all knife each other the moment Trump’s heart explodes.
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premthakker.bsky.social
Huh: TikTok took down my 8-second video featuring this image of Debbie Brockman — the news producer just detained by Trump’s CBP agents — saying it violates the “joy of TikTok”
zachheltzel.bsky.social
Must be nice to have “intuition” and “feel emotions in your body.” You might as well ask me to invent a new color.
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hurricanexyz.bsky.social
They hate us for our freedoms, man, I dunno what else to say
acyn.bsky.social
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
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djangowexler.bsky.social
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
zachheltzel.bsky.social
It’s because light cycles are cool.

Like, that’s it.
mtsw.bsky.social
Pretty confused by how TRON became a big-budget movie franchise. Was it a bit hit when it came out? No. Did it become a big hit on video/TV? Also no. Do people have fond nostalgic memories of it? Eh kinda but not really. Was it secretly great and critically acclaimed? No again
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stabbyabby.bsky.social
Okay so like yall know I love practical sets and props but like. I think I know why this has not been done before in this franchise. It’s because they’re in a computer in the movie.