Clarrie Maguire
@problemchimp.bsky.social
Sometimes bread is better.
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These fucking amateur hour Star Wars lists that don't even have the holiday special or either of the Ewok films on them. You're all Stalin airbrushing Trotsky out of history but I remember. I remember!
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
These fucking amateur hour Star Wars lists that don't even have the holiday special or either of the Ewok films on them. You're all Stalin airbrushing Trotsky out of history but I remember. I remember!
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Tired dog, Rue de l'Ouest, Paris
Richard Kalvar, 1974
Richard Kalvar, 1974
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Tired dog, Rue de l'Ouest, Paris
Richard Kalvar, 1974
Richard Kalvar, 1974
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Excellent
![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Excellent
There’s something I find unexpectedly rattling about discovering somebody you personally don’t get along with but thought of as broadly fine has done a really petty and unpleasant thing. Almost more so than if you liked them. I think perhaps because I distrust good/bad binaries so much.
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 PM
There’s something I find unexpectedly rattling about discovering somebody you personally don’t get along with but thought of as broadly fine has done a really petty and unpleasant thing. Almost more so than if you liked them. I think perhaps because I distrust good/bad binaries so much.
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Reading an article this morning about Hitler's tiny penis scientists wondering if they found out he had a monster hog would they have kept it a secret or would love of science win the day
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reading an article this morning about Hitler's tiny penis scientists wondering if they found out he had a monster hog would they have kept it a secret or would love of science win the day
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Me and the other dads are working on our own k-pop demon hunters where the Highwaymen fight skeletons in cowboy hats
November 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Me and the other dads are working on our own k-pop demon hunters where the Highwaymen fight skeletons in cowboy hats
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Your favorite obscure weird cartoonist is without a dayjob this holiday season, so buying some goodies (2 of the 27 for sale below) from my collection would really help out AND you get stuff
www.ebay.com/usr/jlroberson
www.ebay.com/usr/jlroberson
November 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Your favorite obscure weird cartoonist is without a dayjob this holiday season, so buying some goodies (2 of the 27 for sale below) from my collection would really help out AND you get stuff
www.ebay.com/usr/jlroberson
www.ebay.com/usr/jlroberson
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Please, please, PLEASE just leave the form blank!
If you would like to talk to me about my art, I would heavily prefer DMs on here on social media sites.
If you would like to talk to me about my art, I would heavily prefer DMs on here on social media sites.
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Please, please, PLEASE just leave the form blank!
If you would like to talk to me about my art, I would heavily prefer DMs on here on social media sites.
If you would like to talk to me about my art, I would heavily prefer DMs on here on social media sites.
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PayPal is doing this to sus out artist who create NSFW content like me and other folks in the server. By giving them feedback, you are not only putting artists like me at risk of being banned from the site, but also YOUR OWN account.
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November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
PayPal is doing this to sus out artist who create NSFW content like me and other folks in the server. By giving them feedback, you are not only putting artists like me at risk of being banned from the site, but also YOUR OWN account.
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PayPal has rolled out a new "feature" that prompts you to leave feedback about an artist that you've commissioned via invoice.
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
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Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
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November 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
PayPal has rolled out a new "feature" that prompts you to leave feedback about an artist that you've commissioned via invoice.
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
(continue...)
Whatever you do, DO NOT fill this out! To quote Admiral Ackbar, "IT'S A TRAP!!!" It is meant to misguide you.
(continue...)
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“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“THE NON-ARTIST FIXATION ON HYPERREALISM AS THE PINNACLE OF ART IS CLEARLY PART OF THE REASON SO MANY ADULTS THINK THEY CANNOT DRAW OR CONSIDER THEMSELVES TO BE FAILURES, KAWAII, FOLK ART, DOODLES, OR OTHER EASIER ENTRY POINTS ARE CONSIDERED CHILDISH, WHICH IS WHY JAPANESE DRAWING BOOKS ARE BETTER…”
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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Alex Cox, adapting Gogol as a Spaghetti Western, with himself playing the guy buying the souls? Sure, why not! Bring it on!
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Alex Cox, adapting Gogol as a Spaghetti Western, with himself playing the guy buying the souls? Sure, why not! Bring it on!
So… Who had ‘ceiling falling in’ on their Clarrie’s Shithouse Year bingo card?
November 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
So… Who had ‘ceiling falling in’ on their Clarrie’s Shithouse Year bingo card?
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Dan D.A.R.E. - everything is the same except the Mekon runs a cocaine ring.
November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Dan D.A.R.E. - everything is the same except the Mekon runs a cocaine ring.
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Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer
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New HHS guidance
if a man made up his mind to live, mere sickness could not kill him
November 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
New HHS guidance
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“Are the fae open source?” is such a terrifying question in so many ways.
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
“Are the fae open source?” is such a terrifying question in so many ways.
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Nine years ago my son drew this for his homework. Other artists failed to capture Stalin's cheeky grin.
November 20, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Nine years ago my son drew this for his homework. Other artists failed to capture Stalin's cheeky grin.
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Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
Solange Opens Free Digital Library Of Rare Black Books
Solange has launched a digital library archive of Black and brown authors where readers can borrow books at no cost.
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November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
should have been a thread, clarrie.
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
should have been a thread, clarrie.
(Though actually a LOT of the racist stuff is him saying ‘I feel super racist all the time even though intellectually I think it’s not rational, oh well it’s history times so no reason I can think of to work on changing this’).
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
(Though actually a LOT of the racist stuff is him saying ‘I feel super racist all the time even though intellectually I think it’s not rational, oh well it’s history times so no reason I can think of to work on changing this’).
NOT THE RACIST THINGS GUYS. A BUNCH OF THE OTHER STUFF.
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
NOT THE RACIST THINGS GUYS. A BUNCH OF THE OTHER STUFF.