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Here for photos of your dog, your lunch, and to escape Musk's hellscape of sycophantic blue tick simpletons.

I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.

I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
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Work done for the year…Merry Xmas gang x
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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This is what sand looks like under a microscope. Amazing.
December 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Begging companies to employ people with knowledge of internet lore
June 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Future Reform Women's Safeguarding Czar right here.
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Still some glimpse of light in the darkest timeline. Breakfast Trifle. What a time to be alive.
December 23, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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How To Fight The Christmas Blues: the Venn diagram
December 19, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I miss last week when Battleships were still cool.

www.ft.com/content/ed6b...
Donald Trump announces ‘Trump-class’ battleships for US Navy’s ‘Golden Fleet’
President says he plans to meet defence contractors in Florida next week
www.ft.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Inspirational stuff for morons with blancmange for brain hoping to become leader of the free world. Terrifying for everyone else. He's fucking mental.
Trump: "We need Greenland for national protection. They have a very small population. They say Denmark, but Denmark has spent no money. They have no military protection. They say Denmark was there 300 years ago or something with a boat. Well, we were there with boats too I'm sure."
December 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Trump class warships are identified by being overweight missing vital intelligence subsystems, and continually discharging sewage from the stern. They've also sailed to Epstein island many many times.
December 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
The NHS should give me a Xmas prescription for a French cheese board. I'll settle for a single lovely Époisses. This is preventative medicine.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/17/w...
A Study Linked Cheese to Lower Dementia Risk. Is That Too Good to Be True?
www.nytimes.com
December 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Where as, you very much should apologise for being JD Vance.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"I said Tommy Robinson really stood up for himself when that boxer confronted him in Dubai. What did I say Roy?"
"You said the coked-up little prick shat his pants"
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
A dickless, chinless man standing next to one of the things he doesn't have.
We talking about misogyny?

Let's start here.
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
America literally rejects reality.
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Not many people know that he actually invented every prize on Bullseye.
bsky.app/profile/impl...
President Trump claims to have come up with the word 'caravans'
December 16, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"It's a sense of freedom you don't get with other holidays"
President Trump claims to have come up with the word 'caravans'
December 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Thinking earlier about this very specific Sliding Doors moment, and wondered how those in the alternate timeline are doing now.
December 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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“It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!”
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Reform, a bunch of grifters, Tory bin juice, and now the sentient second prize of a meat raffle.
Two more Conservative MP rejects hop over to Reform UK. Jonathan Gullis and Lia Nici.

More and more, Reform UK looks simply as if the Tories ran off stage, then came back on two minutes lates, wearing a comedy moustache-and-glasses disguise. ~AA

uk.news.yahoo.com/former-tory-...
Former Tory MP Jonathan Gullis defects to Reform UK
He joins Daniel Jellyman
uk.news.yahoo.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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April 5, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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Generative AI
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"Hot new snack" = eat like a striking 1980s British miner.
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
When your dog looks like a mini Klansman, I think we've probably gone too far.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Unsure if food, or random bits of rotting Trump that have fallen off.
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM