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Here for photos of your dog, your lunch, and to escape Musk's hellscape of sycophantic blue tick simpletons.

I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.

I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
Bunch of tax avoiding traitorous hypocrites. Nobody should take them seriously, it's ridiculous.
December 1, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Accurate except he doesn't need to visit a toilet, he simply drops a deuce in his elder pampers.
December 1, 2025 at 9:54 AM
If he hates Muslims and Sharia Law, has anybody asked him why he chooses to live in Dubai if both are so bad?
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The future I thought I would get, where billionaire astronauts spend their money on secret islands with sunken lounges and palm tree lined runways that launch life saving flying space ships. Instead we got Elon and dogshit AI roasting people with the forbidden words. God, the future sucks hard.
November 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Absolutely tragic. Not serious people.
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Didn't they already do an investigation on this but suppressed the report, or was that just Russia/Brexit focused?
November 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Misogynistic piece of shit does sexist shit in news which surprises nobody.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
"If you see it, say it" lol
November 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Sultana and Corbyn have just declared war on each other as they cannot agree what sort of hugs to offer.
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
apart from their own dignity.
November 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
That plot is Back to the Future 4 worthy.
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
It's how the other half live when the boss thinks Maccas and well done streak and ketchup is gourmet lmao
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Actual bin juice.
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
He only means other people's "woke" politics, not his own. The grift must continue at any cost. That Coutts bank account won't fill itself.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Apologies for not being Liv Morgan.
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
"The President made another racist statement"

FTFY.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM