planetmatt
@planetmatt.bsky.social
Here for photos of your dog, your lunch, and to escape Musk's hellscape of sycophantic blue tick simpletons.
I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.
I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.
I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
Turn off the Smart Features which is the tricksy phrase Google use to mean AI horseshit.
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Turn off the Smart Features which is the tricksy phrase Google use to mean AI horseshit.
I regret to report this tastes like bland fizzy water that a peppercorn once had a short bath in. Gillian has failed me. 4/10
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I regret to report this tastes like bland fizzy water that a peppercorn once had a short bath in. Gillian has failed me. 4/10
The art of the Trump pump and dump
October 16, 2025 at 7:57 AM
The art of the Trump pump and dump
As Norway correctly ignores the Fanta Fash in the Nobel nominations, I notice that Trump is the exact same colour as Norwegian Brown Cheese.
October 10, 2025 at 9:10 AM
As Norway correctly ignores the Fanta Fash in the Nobel nominations, I notice that Trump is the exact same colour as Norwegian Brown Cheese.
It starts with opening kitchen cabinets and before you know it, you're shooting up crack.
September 27, 2025 at 11:14 AM
It starts with opening kitchen cabinets and before you know it, you're shooting up crack.
Swan for dinner, tasted off.
September 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Swan for dinner, tasted off.
Nah, he's going to come as his living room.
September 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Nah, he's going to come as his living room.
UK Reddit asking the important questions
August 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
UK Reddit asking the important questions
"Umbongo, Umbongo, they drink it in the Congo, .... and that's where we will send all the migrants who will not receive refreshing little boxes of fruit crush".
August 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
"Umbongo, Umbongo, they drink it in the Congo, .... and that's where we will send all the migrants who will not receive refreshing little boxes of fruit crush".
Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you
Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down
Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down
August 15, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you
Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down
Open the Steam client, click your name in the top right -> account details -> View purchase history and scroll down
Nature people, why was this tiny bird waking me up this morning by trying to eat the silicone rubber from my window frames? Is it some ornithological delicacy? Also, what sort of bird is it?
August 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Nature people, why was this tiny bird waking me up this morning by trying to eat the silicone rubber from my window frames? Is it some ornithological delicacy? Also, what sort of bird is it?
The people of Clacton when they see Farage.
July 26, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The people of Clacton when they see Farage.
Wait, so do they shoot the pilot into the ground like a fucking dart or does the plane have to be inverted?
July 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Wait, so do they shoot the pilot into the ground like a fucking dart or does the plane have to be inverted?
"Liz Truss lake fishing for the Loch Ness Monster"
July 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
"Liz Truss lake fishing for the Loch Ness Monster"
Ocado Magazine totally phoning it in this month.
July 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Ocado Magazine totally phoning it in this month.
Destroying the civilian infrastructure of a democratically elected government. Starmer must condemn!
July 1, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Destroying the civilian infrastructure of a democratically elected government. Starmer must condemn!
Local place served me this last weekend. Slabs of potato. Nope, don't like that.
June 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Local place served me this last weekend. Slabs of potato. Nope, don't like that.