planetmatt
@planetmatt.bsky.social
Here for photos of your dog, your lunch, and to escape Musk's hellscape of sycophantic blue tick simpletons.
I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.
I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
I play The FINALS, and very old arcade games.
I also enjoy a nice sit down, a cup of tea, and a biscuit.
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Generative AI
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Generative AI
"Hot new snack" = eat like a striking 1980s British miner.
It may not be sophisticated or healthy, but it is delicious — just be sure to wear a bib ⬇️
Minced beef on toast — the hot new party snack (yes, really)
It may not be sophisticated or healthy, but it is delicious — just be sure to wear a bib
www.thetimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
"Hot new snack" = eat like a striking 1980s British miner.
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
When your dog looks like a mini Klansman, I think we've probably gone too far.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
When your dog looks like a mini Klansman, I think we've probably gone too far.
Unsure if food, or random bits of rotting Trump that have fallen off.
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Unsure if food, or random bits of rotting Trump that have fallen off.
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Maybe no one heard me, 20% off sale on happytoast.co.uk today and all weekend. Hell, I'll include commissions in that too.
Prints
Artwork you can buy on paper!
happytoast.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Maybe no one heard me, 20% off sale on happytoast.co.uk today and all weekend. Hell, I'll include commissions in that too.
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Heading into the (last Friday in my old office and an office move over the) weekend like...
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Heading into the (last Friday in my old office and an office move over the) weekend like...
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Redbubble are having a Black Friday sale with 35% off selected tees! There’s never been a better time to shop (because I am skint af)!
www.redbubble.com/people/docha...
www.redbubble.com/people/docha...
November 28, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Redbubble are having a Black Friday sale with 35% off selected tees! There’s never been a better time to shop (because I am skint af)!
www.redbubble.com/people/docha...
www.redbubble.com/people/docha...
And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
November 28, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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God bless the UK supermarket cats taking the strain for the American shop cats on this their special day
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
God bless the UK supermarket cats taking the strain for the American shop cats on this their special day
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
Look at that air this derp gets. Incredible skills.
This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Look at that air this derp gets. Incredible skills.
I don't know guys, I'm not sure this is a Labour government. The Reform cosplay might not actually be make believe.
U-turn over plans to protect workers from unfair dismissal from day one
U-turn over plans to protect workers from unfair dismissal from day one
The government has U-turned on its promise to protect workers from unfair dismissal from day one in a job.
news.sky.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I don't know guys, I'm not sure this is a Labour government. The Reform cosplay might not actually be make believe.
Labour don't want trans people to have toilets, disabled people to have nice cars, or asylum seekers to own jewelry. They really are leaning into this performative cruelty thing. Absolutely contemptible, using the most marginalised in society as political pawns.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Labour don't want trans people to have toilets, disabled people to have nice cars, or asylum seekers to own jewelry. They really are leaning into this performative cruelty thing. Absolutely contemptible, using the most marginalised in society as political pawns.
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My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
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Timeline cleanser.
The Raccoons Theme Song Run With Us Music Video.avi
YouTube video by mrydeuk
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Timeline cleanser.
When you have to spend billions and boil oceans because you're a witless loser who has never made anybody laugh at a party. Beyond tragic.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
When you have to spend billions and boil oceans because you're a witless loser who has never made anybody laugh at a party. Beyond tragic.
This CANNOT be a thing.
There was a brief but weird trend at my high school of girls wearing lizards as earrings. Like. Live, unharmed, wild lizards. You just catch one and pick it up and wave a finger a bit and then hold it to your earlobe and they’ll bite and dangle all day. I do not recommend this but. it was a thing
The alligator lizard promptly bit the shit out of my finger.
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This CANNOT be a thing.
How the Twitter Sausage is made.
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
How the Twitter Sausage is made.
One day, we'll invent plates.
November 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
One day, we'll invent plates.
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This is how I look at my tea when mums made me a toad in the hole.
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is how I look at my tea when mums made me a toad in the hole.
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.