Parody Nigel Farage
@parodypm.bsky.social
Parody account, originally set up to take the piss out of Boris Johnson. After several regenerations, now inhabiting the baccy-stained git who would be Fuhrer. I survive on coffee:
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Reposted by Parody Nigel Farage
"Now say The Black And White Minstrels made you do Nazi salutes and taunt Jews about the gas chambers"
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"Now say The Black And White Minstrels made you do Nazi salutes and taunt Jews about the gas chambers"
Reposted by Parody Nigel Farage
Yep, he wants nothing but deregulating crypto to help his crypto business and scrapping net zero to help his aviation fuel business. Which by pure coincidence are two of our policies.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Yep, he wants nothing but deregulating crypto to help his crypto business and scrapping net zero to help his aviation fuel business. Which by pure coincidence are two of our policies.
Reposted by Parody Nigel Farage
Having a celebratory drink with everyone who believes I wasn't a racist twat at school.
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Having a celebratory drink with everyone who believes I wasn't a racist twat at school.
Yep, he wants nothing but deregulating crypto to help his crypto business and scrapping net zero to help his aviation fuel business. Which by pure coincidence are two of our policies.
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Yep, he wants nothing but deregulating crypto to help his crypto business and scrapping net zero to help his aviation fuel business. Which by pure coincidence are two of our policies.
"Now say The Black And White Minstrels made you do Nazi salutes and taunt Jews about the gas chambers"
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
"Now say The Black And White Minstrels made you do Nazi salutes and taunt Jews about the gas chambers"
Having a celebratory drink with everyone who believes I wasn't a racist twat at school.
December 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Having a celebratory drink with everyone who believes I wasn't a racist twat at school.
"Dear Diary,
Spent today being an attention-seeking twat, stirring up faux-outrage about some mayoral elections being postponed... sorry, I mean CANCELLED by a vicious DICTATOR! Anything to distract my gullible followers from me being a Nazi schoolboy and a Russian asset."
Spent today being an attention-seeking twat, stirring up faux-outrage about some mayoral elections being postponed... sorry, I mean CANCELLED by a vicious DICTATOR! Anything to distract my gullible followers from me being a Nazi schoolboy and a Russian asset."
December 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
"Dear Diary,
Spent today being an attention-seeking twat, stirring up faux-outrage about some mayoral elections being postponed... sorry, I mean CANCELLED by a vicious DICTATOR! Anything to distract my gullible followers from me being a Nazi schoolboy and a Russian asset."
Spent today being an attention-seeking twat, stirring up faux-outrage about some mayoral elections being postponed... sorry, I mean CANCELLED by a vicious DICTATOR! Anything to distract my gullible followers from me being a Nazi schoolboy and a Russian asset."
"I should just point out that this will be the 4th appearance since September for unelected gobshite Zia Yusuf"
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
"I should just point out that this will be the 4th appearance since September for unelected gobshite Zia Yusuf"
I know the elections are being postponed, not cancelled and I know it's because of the massive reorganisation that has to take place before they can happen, but I just can't miss this opportunity to pretend it is all about me!
December 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I know the elections are being postponed, not cancelled and I know it's because of the massive reorganisation that has to take place before they can happen, but I just can't miss this opportunity to pretend it is all about me!
Tonight on GB News:
-was I a Nazi at school?
-did I dodge tax on my house in Clacton?
-did anyone else in Reform take Russian bribes?
-why I won’t answer any of these questions
-how can my supporters be so gullible?
-why am I such an entitled prick?
-was I a Nazi at school?
-did I dodge tax on my house in Clacton?
-did anyone else in Reform take Russian bribes?
-why I won’t answer any of these questions
-how can my supporters be so gullible?
-why am I such an entitled prick?
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Tonight on GB News:
-was I a Nazi at school?
-did I dodge tax on my house in Clacton?
-did anyone else in Reform take Russian bribes?
-why I won’t answer any of these questions
-how can my supporters be so gullible?
-why am I such an entitled prick?
-was I a Nazi at school?
-did I dodge tax on my house in Clacton?
-did anyone else in Reform take Russian bribes?
-why I won’t answer any of these questions
-how can my supporters be so gullible?
-why am I such an entitled prick?
Tonight on GB News:
-was I a Nazi at school?
-did I dodge tax on my house in Clacton?
-did anyone else in Reform take Russian bribes?
-why I won’t answer any of these questions
-how can my supporters be so gullible?
-why am I such an entitled prick?
-was I a Nazi at school?
-did I dodge tax on my house in Clacton?
-did anyone else in Reform take Russian bribes?
-why I won’t answer any of these questions
-how can my supporters be so gullible?
-why am I such an entitled prick?
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Tonight on GB News:
-was I a Nazi at school?
-did I dodge tax on my house in Clacton?
-did anyone else in Reform take Russian bribes?
-why I won’t answer any of these questions
-how can my supporters be so gullible?
-why am I such an entitled prick?
-was I a Nazi at school?
-did I dodge tax on my house in Clacton?
-did anyone else in Reform take Russian bribes?
-why I won’t answer any of these questions
-how can my supporters be so gullible?
-why am I such an entitled prick?
The latest Tory to defect to Reform is Chris Mason.
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The latest Tory to defect to Reform is Chris Mason.
The idea that I would ever work with Tories is absurd. If you don't believe me just ask Lee Anderson, Nadine Dorries, Danny Kruger, Andrea Jenkyns, Jonathan Gullis, Sarah Pochin, Jake Berry, Marco Longhi, Peter Bone...
December 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
The idea that I would ever work with Tories is absurd. If you don't believe me just ask Lee Anderson, Nadine Dorries, Danny Kruger, Andrea Jenkyns, Jonathan Gullis, Sarah Pochin, Jake Berry, Marco Longhi, Peter Bone...
I’m very pleased that Jonathan Gullis has joined Reform – we need more conviction politicians with strongly held principles. In other news, here he is explaining why there is absolutely no chance he would ever defect to Reform.
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I’m very pleased that Jonathan Gullis has joined Reform – we need more conviction politicians with strongly held principles. In other news, here he is explaining why there is absolutely no chance he would ever defect to Reform.
We are delighted to welcome Jonathan Gullis to Reform UK. I had to calm down Lee Anderson, who was concerned that he may no longer be the thickest twat in the party.
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
We are delighted to welcome Jonathan Gullis to Reform UK. I had to calm down Lee Anderson, who was concerned that he may no longer be the thickest twat in the party.
Charlie Mullins, seen here inserting his OBE up his own rectum.
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Charlie Mullins, seen here inserting his OBE up his own rectum.
Hilarious video by a South African knobhead desperately willing a pleasant London street to be a war zone. Nearest he gets to danger is a woman telling him to stop talking nonsense.
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hilarious video by a South African knobhead desperately willing a pleasant London street to be a war zone. Nearest he gets to danger is a woman telling him to stop talking nonsense.
No Reform representative was available to appear on the Laura Kuenssberg show, due to a fear of being asked about me being a Nazi at school or my senior colleague being a convicted traitor.
November 30, 2025 at 9:56 AM
No Reform representative was available to appear on the Laura Kuenssberg show, due to a fear of being asked about me being a Nazi at school or my senior colleague being a convicted traitor.
This is who I feel sorry for - the 20 year old who will only be allowed to save £12,000 a year tax free before he has to start putting his money into shares.
November 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This is who I feel sorry for - the 20 year old who will only be allowed to save £12,000 a year tax free before he has to start putting his money into shares.
Disgraceful! A patriotic flag shagger who dedicated his time to illegally putting up 64 flags is being charged £2,300 for the cost of taking them down. If it wasn't so funny I'd be furious.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Disgraceful! A patriotic flag shagger who dedicated his time to illegally putting up 64 flags is being charged £2,300 for the cost of taking them down. If it wasn't so funny I'd be furious.
Happy days, chatting to far right nutter Steve Bannon about plans to form a network of populists, including Putin's pal Viktor Orban, Russia supporting Narendra Modi and all round good guy, Rodrigo Duterte, currently in The Hague on charges of crimes against humanity.
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Happy days, chatting to far right nutter Steve Bannon about plans to form a network of populists, including Putin's pal Viktor Orban, Russia supporting Narendra Modi and all round good guy, Rodrigo Duterte, currently in The Hague on charges of crimes against humanity.
Here is David Coburn, the former UKIP MEP who was mentioned in WhatsApp messages between the traitor Nathan Gill and his Russian paymaster, saying there was cash available for Coburn.
Needless to say, I have never met the man.
Needless to say, I have never met the man.
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Here is David Coburn, the former UKIP MEP who was mentioned in WhatsApp messages between the traitor Nathan Gill and his Russian paymaster, saying there was cash available for Coburn.
Needless to say, I have never met the man.
Needless to say, I have never met the man.
I just spent £800k on advertising in an attempt to distract attention from the fact that I was a teenage Nazi, one of my Reform mates was a Russian asset and I bought a house in a dodgy deal.
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I just spent £800k on advertising in an attempt to distract attention from the fact that I was a teenage Nazi, one of my Reform mates was a Russian asset and I bought a house in a dodgy deal.
“Dear Diary,
People are still being mean about me being a racist at school. I tried saying I was only racist in a nice way, but that didn’t work so I pretended that the 23 witnesses were all making it up. Hopefully that will do the trick…”
People are still being mean about me being a racist at school. I tried saying I was only racist in a nice way, but that didn’t work so I pretended that the 23 witnesses were all making it up. Hopefully that will do the trick…”
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“Dear Diary,
People are still being mean about me being a racist at school. I tried saying I was only racist in a nice way, but that didn’t work so I pretended that the 23 witnesses were all making it up. Hopefully that will do the trick…”
People are still being mean about me being a racist at school. I tried saying I was only racist in a nice way, but that didn’t work so I pretended that the 23 witnesses were all making it up. Hopefully that will do the trick…”
It's disgraceful that Rachel Reeves didn't take any questions from GB News! The fact that they claim to not be a news channel every time Ofcom find they have breached impartiality rules shouldn't stop them from pretending they are a news channel whenever it suits them.
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
It's disgraceful that Rachel Reeves didn't take any questions from GB News! The fact that they claim to not be a news channel every time Ofcom find they have breached impartiality rules shouldn't stop them from pretending they are a news channel whenever it suits them.