Parody Nigel Farage
@parodypm.bsky.social
Parody account, originally set up to take the piss out of Boris Johnson. After several regenerations, now inhabiting the baccy-stained git who would be Fuhrer. I survive on coffee:
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Thank goodness I'm not Angela Raynor, otherwise the press would have hounded me out of office.
January 21, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Thank goodness I'm not Angela Raynor, otherwise the press would have hounded me out of office.
Good to see the Daily Mail haven't changed in 80 years - still egging on an authoritarian far right takeover of the UK.
January 21, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Good to see the Daily Mail haven't changed in 80 years - still egging on an authoritarian far right takeover of the UK.
Robert Jenrick helpfully lists all the things he didn't do during his 10 years in government.
January 21, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Robert Jenrick helpfully lists all the things he didn't do during his 10 years in government.
A big welcome to Reform for Thomas Skinner! Reform UK needs people like Tom – people who cheat on their wives and get convicted for handling stolen goods. Bosh!
January 21, 2026 at 7:55 AM
A big welcome to Reform for Thomas Skinner! Reform UK needs people like Tom – people who cheat on their wives and get convicted for handling stolen goods. Bosh!
After careful consideration, we accepted Andrew Rosindell into Reform on the strength of his record of voting against LGBT rights, including same sex marriage and scrapping section 28. Reform needs more homophobes.
January 19, 2026 at 8:22 AM
After careful consideration, we accepted Andrew Rosindell into Reform on the strength of his record of voting against LGBT rights, including same sex marriage and scrapping section 28. Reform needs more homophobes.
I'm pleased to welcome Andrew Rosindell to Reform. With any luck most people will have forgotten he was a Tory MP, because he didn't come into Parliament for nearly two years while he was being investigated for sexual assault and rape.
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I'm pleased to welcome Andrew Rosindell to Reform. With any luck most people will have forgotten he was a Tory MP, because he didn't come into Parliament for nearly two years while he was being investigated for sexual assault and rape.
I'm delighted to welcome Kate Hoey to Reform UK!
Oops, sorry - that's next week's announcement.
Oops, sorry - that's next week's announcement.
January 18, 2026 at 5:05 PM
I'm delighted to welcome Kate Hoey to Reform UK!
Oops, sorry - that's next week's announcement.
Oops, sorry - that's next week's announcement.
Richard Tice agreed to replace me on the Laura Kuenssberg show after I had a sudden attack of not wanting to be questioned about my support for the orange turd who is treating NATO allies worse than he treats Russia.
#BBCLauraK
#BBCLauraK
January 18, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Richard Tice agreed to replace me on the Laura Kuenssberg show after I had a sudden attack of not wanting to be questioned about my support for the orange turd who is treating NATO allies worse than he treats Russia.
#BBCLauraK
#BBCLauraK
Reposted by Parody Nigel Farage
Donald Trump is going to impose 10% tarrifs on the UK unless we agree to let him invade Greenland. I condemn all those who have enabled him, particularly those who told Congress to sanction the UK.
January 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Donald Trump is going to impose 10% tarrifs on the UK unless we agree to let him invade Greenland. I condemn all those who have enabled him, particularly those who told Congress to sanction the UK.
Donald Trump is going to impose 10% tarrifs on the UK unless we agree to let him invade Greenland. I condemn all those who have enabled him, particularly those who told Congress to sanction the UK.
January 17, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Donald Trump is going to impose 10% tarrifs on the UK unless we agree to let him invade Greenland. I condemn all those who have enabled him, particularly those who told Congress to sanction the UK.
Reposted by Parody Nigel Farage
"Hands up if you didn't want Robert Jenrick to join Reform because that would mean you were no longer the biggest gobshite in the party"
January 17, 2026 at 12:22 PM
"Hands up if you didn't want Robert Jenrick to join Reform because that would mean you were no longer the biggest gobshite in the party"
"Hands up if you didn't want Robert Jenrick to join Reform because that would mean you were no longer the biggest gobshite in the party"
January 17, 2026 at 12:22 PM
"Hands up if you didn't want Robert Jenrick to join Reform because that would mean you were no longer the biggest gobshite in the party"
Reposted by Parody Nigel Farage
Surely it's a bit woke to be handing out pretend prizes to the thick kid who comes last at everything.
January 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Surely it's a bit woke to be handing out pretend prizes to the thick kid who comes last at everything.
Reposted by Parody Nigel Farage
Thanks to Brexit, we no longer have to put up with unelected bureaucrats.
In other news, the new leader of Reform in Scotland is Lord Malcolm Offord, totally unelected in any capacity whatsoever and appointed as leader by me alone. Still, it's only Scotland.
In other news, the new leader of Reform in Scotland is Lord Malcolm Offord, totally unelected in any capacity whatsoever and appointed as leader by me alone. Still, it's only Scotland.
January 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Thanks to Brexit, we no longer have to put up with unelected bureaucrats.
In other news, the new leader of Reform in Scotland is Lord Malcolm Offord, totally unelected in any capacity whatsoever and appointed as leader by me alone. Still, it's only Scotland.
In other news, the new leader of Reform in Scotland is Lord Malcolm Offord, totally unelected in any capacity whatsoever and appointed as leader by me alone. Still, it's only Scotland.
Reposted by Parody Nigel Farage
I had completely forgotten that Robert Jenrick was nothing at all to do with the disastrous Tory governments, despite being part of it for ten years and holding ministerial posts in Housing, Health and Immigration.
January 16, 2026 at 8:41 AM
I had completely forgotten that Robert Jenrick was nothing at all to do with the disastrous Tory governments, despite being part of it for ten years and holding ministerial posts in Housing, Health and Immigration.
Surely it's a bit woke to be handing out pretend prizes to the thick kid who comes last at everything.
January 16, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Surely it's a bit woke to be handing out pretend prizes to the thick kid who comes last at everything.
Thanks to Brexit, we no longer have to put up with unelected bureaucrats.
In other news, the new leader of Reform in Scotland is Lord Malcolm Offord, totally unelected in any capacity whatsoever and appointed as leader by me alone. Still, it's only Scotland.
In other news, the new leader of Reform in Scotland is Lord Malcolm Offord, totally unelected in any capacity whatsoever and appointed as leader by me alone. Still, it's only Scotland.
January 16, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Thanks to Brexit, we no longer have to put up with unelected bureaucrats.
In other news, the new leader of Reform in Scotland is Lord Malcolm Offord, totally unelected in any capacity whatsoever and appointed as leader by me alone. Still, it's only Scotland.
In other news, the new leader of Reform in Scotland is Lord Malcolm Offord, totally unelected in any capacity whatsoever and appointed as leader by me alone. Still, it's only Scotland.
I had completely forgotten that Robert Jenrick was nothing at all to do with the disastrous Tory governments, despite being part of it for ten years and holding ministerial posts in Housing, Health and Immigration.
January 16, 2026 at 8:41 AM
I had completely forgotten that Robert Jenrick was nothing at all to do with the disastrous Tory governments, despite being part of it for ten years and holding ministerial posts in Housing, Health and Immigration.
Reposted by Parody Nigel Farage
I'm delighted to welcome Robert Jenrick to Reform! One thing our party urgently needs is more frauds.
January 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I'm delighted to welcome Robert Jenrick to Reform! One thing our party urgently needs is more frauds.
I’m delighted to welcome Robert Jenrick to Reform UK - we need more people like him with strongly held principles. The sort of principle that led him to overrule a planning decision to save a billionaire pornographer £45m in exchange for a £12,000 donation.
January 15, 2026 at 8:56 PM
I’m delighted to welcome Robert Jenrick to Reform UK - we need more people like him with strongly held principles. The sort of principle that led him to overrule a planning decision to save a billionaire pornographer £45m in exchange for a £12,000 donation.
I'm delighted to welcome Robert Jenrick to Reform! One thing our party urgently needs is more frauds.
January 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I'm delighted to welcome Robert Jenrick to Reform! One thing our party urgently needs is more frauds.
Naturally I am totally against the Northern Powerhouse Rail project. We in Reform believe that the future of this great country lies in bringing back steam trains and barges.
January 15, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Naturally I am totally against the Northern Powerhouse Rail project. We in Reform believe that the future of this great country lies in bringing back steam trains and barges.
I don’t know about you, but Richard Tice and I think it's absolutely hilarious that we defend a billionaire who enables abuse by weaponising images of women and children.
#PMQs
#PMQs
January 14, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I don’t know about you, but Richard Tice and I think it's absolutely hilarious that we defend a billionaire who enables abuse by weaponising images of women and children.
#PMQs
#PMQs
"I said Nadhim Zahawi is a respected statesman who will bring invaluable experience to Reform. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's a tax-dodging piece of shit"
"You said he's a tax-dodging piece of shit"
January 13, 2026 at 8:00 PM
"I said Nadhim Zahawi is a respected statesman who will bring invaluable experience to Reform. What did I say Roy?"
"You said he's a tax-dodging piece of shit"
"You said he's a tax-dodging piece of shit"
As you can probably tell, my masterplan is to fill Reform UK with the fetid dregs of the Tory governments that tanked the economy, gave us record NHS waiting lists, the highest tax burden since the War, soaring energy bills and rivers full of shit.
January 13, 2026 at 5:16 PM
As you can probably tell, my masterplan is to fill Reform UK with the fetid dregs of the Tory governments that tanked the economy, gave us record NHS waiting lists, the highest tax burden since the War, soaring energy bills and rivers full of shit.