Parody Keir Starmer
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BBC Director General Tim Davie and news CEO Deborah Turness have both quit. Getting rid of a former Tory candidate and the woman who wanted to change output to gain the trust of Reform voters should definitely sort out any left wing bias.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
BBC Director General Tim Davie and news CEO Deborah Turness have both quit. Getting rid of a former Tory candidate and the woman who wanted to change output to gain the trust of Reform voters should definitely sort out any left wing bias.
BBC Director General Tim Davie and news CEO Deborah Turness have both quit. Getting rid of a former Tory candidate and the woman who wanted to change output to gain the trust of Reform voters should definitely sort out any left wing bias.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 AM
BBC Director General Tim Davie and news CEO Deborah Turness have both quit. Getting rid of a former Tory candidate and the woman who wanted to change output to gain the trust of Reform voters should definitely sort out any left wing bias.
Shitler Youth gobshite 'Young Bob' is a journalist in much the way that a gerbil is a wardrobe.
November 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Shitler Youth gobshite 'Young Bob' is a journalist in much the way that a gerbil is a wardrobe.
I for one am shocked to find that the reason Twitter is now a cesspool of hatred and bile is because that is what is being deliberately cultivated by the ketamine-addled Nazi man-child who owns it.
X effect: How Elon Musk is boosting the British right
X effect: How Elon Musk is boosting the British right
Sky's Tom Cheshire explains how Elon Musk's X is boosting the British right.
news.sky.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I for one am shocked to find that the reason Twitter is now a cesspool of hatred and bile is because that is what is being deliberately cultivated by the ketamine-addled Nazi man-child who owns it.
There are twice as many referrals to Prevent for far right extremists than there are for Islamist extremists.
I'm sure GB News will be all over this...
Just you wait...
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I'm sure GB News will be all over this...
Just you wait...
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November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
There are twice as many referrals to Prevent for far right extremists than there are for Islamist extremists.
I'm sure GB News will be all over this...
Just you wait...
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I'm sure GB News will be all over this...
Just you wait...
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Court convicts two donors for illegally diverting £100k to Eurosceptic think tank run by Nigel Farage's girlfriend. She definitely doesn't sound like the sort of person who would get involved with tax fraud on a house purchase.
November 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Court convicts two donors for illegally diverting £100k to Eurosceptic think tank run by Nigel Farage's girlfriend. She definitely doesn't sound like the sort of person who would get involved with tax fraud on a house purchase.
Reform MPs care so much about the Huntingdon attack that not one of them could be arsed to turn up for the Home Secretary’s statement about the incident yesterday.
November 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Reform MPs care so much about the Huntingdon attack that not one of them could be arsed to turn up for the Home Secretary’s statement about the incident yesterday.
As the Huntingdon train hero is named as Samir Zitouni, our thoughts and prayers are with all right wing racist fuckwits at this difficult time.
November 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
As the Huntingdon train hero is named as Samir Zitouni, our thoughts and prayers are with all right wing racist fuckwits at this difficult time.
Nigel Farage says he wants to 'raise aspiration' by cutting the minimum wage for young people (currently £10), but reducing tax for young people earning over £100k. Presumably he wants them to just ask their stockbroker fathers to fix them up with a job in The City, like he did.
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Nigel Farage says he wants to 'raise aspiration' by cutting the minimum wage for young people (currently £10), but reducing tax for young people earning over £100k. Presumably he wants them to just ask their stockbroker fathers to fix them up with a job in The City, like he did.
And by "our borders" I assume you mean in Dubai, the country you live in.
November 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
And by "our borders" I assume you mean in Dubai, the country you live in.
Good to see unelected gobshite Zia Yusuf on the Laura Kuenssberg show. For a moment there I thought they might go for a week without representing a party with ONLY FIVE MPs!
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Good to see unelected gobshite Zia Yusuf on the Laura Kuenssberg show. For a moment there I thought they might go for a week without representing a party with ONLY FIVE MPs!
Bollocks - this ended on 3 January and was a temporary scheme funded from their surplus, not by taxpayers. Stop making things up you divisive shit-stirring prick.
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Bollocks - this ended on 3 January and was a temporary scheme funded from their surplus, not by taxpayers. Stop making things up you divisive shit-stirring prick.
Who better to complain about wasting money than the MP who claimed £30,000 from taxpayers for renting a flat while her husband owned one just a few minutes away?
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Who better to complain about wasting money than the MP who claimed £30,000 from taxpayers for renting a flat while her husband owned one just a few minutes away?
Andrew Tate has been charged with rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution and actual bodily harm. Nigel Farage described him as "an important voice for young men". That tells you all you need to know about Farage's moral compass.
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Andrew Tate has been charged with rape, human trafficking, controlling prostitution and actual bodily harm. Nigel Farage described him as "an important voice for young men". That tells you all you need to know about Farage's moral compass.
Question Time seem to have mistakenly called Matthew Goodwin an academic instead of a 'GB News Gobshite'.
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Question Time seem to have mistakenly called Matthew Goodwin an academic instead of a 'GB News Gobshite'.
As Rachel Reeves’ letting agent apologises for not applying for a rental licence, Chris Mason has taken a short leave of absence until he can manage to stop sobbing hysterically.
October 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
As Rachel Reeves’ letting agent apologises for not applying for a rental licence, Chris Mason has taken a short leave of absence until he can manage to stop sobbing hysterically.
It's easy for Danny Kruger to talk about massive cuts to the civil service, because he's an entitled prick who's never had a proper job and has zero idea what government workers actually do. Everything seems easy when you know fuck all.
October 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It's easy for Danny Kruger to talk about massive cuts to the civil service, because he's an entitled prick who's never had a proper job and has zero idea what government workers actually do. Everything seems easy when you know fuck all.
Only 29 asylum appeals have been made to the ECHR in the last 45 years you dimwit. For that non-existent benefit you would sacrifice the right to life, liberty, fair trial, freedom of expression, thought, religion, protection from torture, slavery, etc.
Fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot.
October 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Only 29 asylum appeals have been made to the ECHR in the last 45 years you dimwit. For that non-existent benefit you would sacrifice the right to life, liberty, fair trial, freedom of expression, thought, religion, protection from torture, slavery, etc.
Fucking idiot.
Fucking idiot.
Sorry to break it to you, but you’re not in politics mate- nobody elected you.
October 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sorry to break it to you, but you’re not in politics mate- nobody elected you.
Sarah Pochin has condemned British Athletics for selecting relay teams that do not look like her.
October 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Sarah Pochin has condemned British Athletics for selecting relay teams that do not look like her.
Bullshitter in chief, Richard Tice, trying to claim credit for finding 'ghost' taxi fraud at Kent, which was reported in March 2025, two months before Reform took over. All he has is lies, because DOGE have done fuck all.
October 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Bullshitter in chief, Richard Tice, trying to claim credit for finding 'ghost' taxi fraud at Kent, which was reported in March 2025, two months before Reform took over. All he has is lies, because DOGE have done fuck all.
Reform council in Nottingham decide that the best way to save money is to spend £75,000 on... flags. Still, I'm sure they can cut social care of children's services to make up for it.
October 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Reform council in Nottingham decide that the best way to save money is to spend £75,000 on... flags. Still, I'm sure they can cut social care of children's services to make up for it.
Such a relief that Russia lost in Caerphilly.
October 24, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Such a relief that Russia lost in Caerphilly.
Except you haven't applied to ask a question since July have you, you lazy little gobshite?
October 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Except you haven't applied to ask a question since July have you, you lazy little gobshite?
Proof that Nigel Farage hardly knew Nathan Gill, the traitor who took Russian bribes.
October 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Proof that Nigel Farage hardly knew Nathan Gill, the traitor who took Russian bribes.