Jeffw
@jeffw.bsky.social
Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️✊🏾🏴🏴☠️
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Jeffw
@jeffw.bsky.social
· May 11
- "I love Beyoncé...
- Whatever floats your boat mate.
- No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'.
- ..."
- Whatever floats your boat mate.
- No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'.
- ..."
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If self-deprecation was a competitive sport, I probably wouldn't even get a medal.
May 12, 2023 at 4:46 PM
If self-deprecation was a competitive sport, I probably wouldn't even get a medal.
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I have a memory like one of those big grey things you know the ones I mean.
April 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I have a memory like one of those big grey things you know the ones I mean.
@louiestowell.bsky.social I have a good news Friday! (if it's still a thing)
I managed to secretly re-carpet the bedroom for my wife, while she was at work. Repainted it too.
We're talking about hiding a 4 meters long roll for a week and replaced everything as it was this morning.
Beyond chuffed 😁
I managed to secretly re-carpet the bedroom for my wife, while she was at work. Repainted it too.
We're talking about hiding a 4 meters long roll for a week and replaced everything as it was this morning.
Beyond chuffed 😁
November 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
@louiestowell.bsky.social I have a good news Friday! (if it's still a thing)
I managed to secretly re-carpet the bedroom for my wife, while she was at work. Repainted it too.
We're talking about hiding a 4 meters long roll for a week and replaced everything as it was this morning.
Beyond chuffed 😁
I managed to secretly re-carpet the bedroom for my wife, while she was at work. Repainted it too.
We're talking about hiding a 4 meters long roll for a week and replaced everything as it was this morning.
Beyond chuffed 😁
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There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There should be book clubs for babies. "I enjoyed the crinkliness of this one but I have to say the little mirror at the end was a bit predictable."
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AUTOGLASS REPAIR AUTOGLASS REPLACE
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
AUTOGLASS REPAIR AUTOGLASS REPLACE
Happy Thanksgiving to all the thanksgivers out there!
November 27, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to all the thanksgivers out there!
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Thank god we don't have thanksgiving here, because I'm not the thankful type and I really regret the way I started this post.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Thank god we don't have thanksgiving here, because I'm not the thankful type and I really regret the way I started this post.
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning
Me too crème fraîche. Me too.
November 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Me too crème fraîche. Me too.
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What with Pinocchio and Frankenstein, I can see a pattern emerging. Del Toro remaking all the classics, whatever genre!
e.g.
The portrayal of the working class' sufferings in the British industrial revolution era through the tales of a train made man: Guillermo del Toro's Thomas the Tank Engine!
e.g.
The portrayal of the working class' sufferings in the British industrial revolution era through the tales of a train made man: Guillermo del Toro's Thomas the Tank Engine!
November 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
What with Pinocchio and Frankenstein, I can see a pattern emerging. Del Toro remaking all the classics, whatever genre!
e.g.
The portrayal of the working class' sufferings in the British industrial revolution era through the tales of a train made man: Guillermo del Toro's Thomas the Tank Engine!
e.g.
The portrayal of the working class' sufferings in the British industrial revolution era through the tales of a train made man: Guillermo del Toro's Thomas the Tank Engine!
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I’m not doing Black Friday this year.
I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands.
Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business.
Shop independent this Christmas.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands.
Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business.
Shop independent this Christmas.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I’m not doing Black Friday this year.
I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands.
Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business.
Shop independent this Christmas.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
I’d rather be honest with you than try to compete with big brands.
Every purchase genuinely makes a difference to my tiny business.
Shop independent this Christmas.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
You should totally buy this calendar and the Superman & Krypto/Calvin & Hobbes crossover is the COOLEST thing EVER!
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You should totally buy this calendar and the Superman & Krypto/Calvin & Hobbes crossover is the COOLEST thing EVER!
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November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Thank god we don't have thanksgiving here, because I'm not the thankful type and I really regret the way I started this post.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Thank god we don't have thanksgiving here, because I'm not the thankful type and I really regret the way I started this post.
My 2025
How it started vs. How it’s going
How it started vs. How it’s going
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
My 2025
How it started vs. How it’s going
How it started vs. How it’s going
"Get out there!" and "Go and get them!" my wife always says… on garbage day.
November 24, 2025 at 6:54 AM
"Get out there!" and "Go and get them!" my wife always says… on garbage day.
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Me: I’m off to see some doctor.
Friend: Which doctor?
Me: No, normal sciency one.
Friend: Which doctor?
Me: No, normal sciency one.
September 20, 2023 at 12:40 PM
Me: I’m off to see some doctor.
Friend: Which doctor?
Me: No, normal sciency one.
Friend: Which doctor?
Me: No, normal sciency one.
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Doctor: You really shouldn't call it the "deadline" you know. It gives some sort a bad connotation.
Me: What should I call it then?
Doctor: "Due date" you know, like a normal person.
Me: What should I call it then?
Doctor: "Due date" you know, like a normal person.
May 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Doctor: You really shouldn't call it the "deadline" you know. It gives some sort a bad connotation.
Me: What should I call it then?
Doctor: "Due date" you know, like a normal person.
Me: What should I call it then?
Doctor: "Due date" you know, like a normal person.
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Girl [sheltering from torrential rain]: What are you doing?! *giggles* You're crazy!
Crazy Romantic Lover [drenched in an open shirt, laughing it off]: It's just rain! *they kiss*
[three weeks later]
Doctor: I'm afraid, Crazy Romantic Lover died of pneumonia
*girl cries*
Crazy Romantic Lover [drenched in an open shirt, laughing it off]: It's just rain! *they kiss*
[three weeks later]
Doctor: I'm afraid, Crazy Romantic Lover died of pneumonia
*girl cries*
May 28, 2024 at 1:16 PM
Girl [sheltering from torrential rain]: What are you doing?! *giggles* You're crazy!
Crazy Romantic Lover [drenched in an open shirt, laughing it off]: It's just rain! *they kiss*
[three weeks later]
Doctor: I'm afraid, Crazy Romantic Lover died of pneumonia
*girl cries*
Crazy Romantic Lover [drenched in an open shirt, laughing it off]: It's just rain! *they kiss*
[three weeks later]
Doctor: I'm afraid, Crazy Romantic Lover died of pneumonia
*girl cries*
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Right, I've pulled my finger out and got my cards sorted. Hand drawn A6 greetings cards. So un-ai they aren't even printed. Every one a unique work of daft art. Order now in time for Christmas, just not too many or it'll hurt my hand! happytoast.co.uk/cards/
Cards
HappyToast original cards.
happytoast.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Right, I've pulled my finger out and got my cards sorted. Hand drawn A6 greetings cards. So un-ai they aren't even printed. Every one a unique work of daft art. Order now in time for Christmas, just not too many or it'll hurt my hand! happytoast.co.uk/cards/
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As it's #DoctorWhoDay here's a Private Eye @privateeyenews.bsky.social cartoon of mine that appeared earlier in the year.
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 AM
As it's #DoctorWhoDay here's a Private Eye @privateeyenews.bsky.social cartoon of mine that appeared earlier in the year.
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Ok y'all I'm going to saw myself in half. Now watch closely bc i can only do this once
November 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Ok y'all I'm going to saw myself in half. Now watch closely bc i can only do this once
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Me, being introduced to Kevin Smith: So… you make kevins?
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me, being introduced to Kevin Smith: So… you make kevins?
"while not Olympian" is my new favourite phrase
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
"while not Olympian" is my new favourite phrase