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Jeffw, actor, illustrator/artist, bad life choice guru, procrastinator, professional idiot & French. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴‍☠️ il/lui https://ko-fi.com/jeffwni

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · May 11

- "I love Beyoncé...

- Whatever floats your boat mate.

- No, you're thinking of 'buoyancy'.

- ..."

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1m

Funny how world wide governments are happy to "give" you access to things that will definitely kill you - alcohol, tobacco, more insidiously, gambling, etc. - because it's all fine as long as there's a profit in it.
I mean, actively killing you for money. Crazy stuff… isn't it?

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 7m

They'd probably more valid than the GOP ones…

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 6h

Speedy recovery Rob!
Now, at least, you can be king in the land of the blind for a bit 😁

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 10d

Me: I've a particular set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
[spills soup down my front]
Dry cleaner: I see

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d

there is no god when Diane Keaton dies before Woody Allen does

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 1d

Can't like the original post now, so I'll like this one instead

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, SO Anderson and just perfect. The cinematography is off the scale. Loved it 10/10

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2d

Ah yes. 4:30am…

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boofus 🎃 @te-kanawa.bsky.social · 5d

naked and afraid

but it's just me going pee in the middle of the night

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2d

Long over due watch of Asteroid City.
Did I understand any of it? Of course not.
Did I love it? Hell yeah!
It somehow restored my faith in cinema and art and why, as a young drama student, I was all about Tati, Wenders, Jarmusch, Jeunet and yes, later, Anderson.
Something I thought I had lost.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 2d

You're being finicky now…
😁

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 3d

[at dinner party]
Host: You really want to try this little Bordeaux Supérieur. As its name suggests, it IS—
Me: from Bordeaux?
My wife: *downing her second glass* See? It's because of that kind of shit people normally don't invite you to parties

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 3d

Well, do what you do best 👍🏻

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 3d

Yes. That’s what they are. I found one from a nice person who asked me if I was okay… almost two years ago

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 3d

I FINALLY solved my DM access problem. I eagerly opened them for the first time since they were implemented on this app and found… 5 DMs 😑
Three of which were to test the DMs. So who's mister popular?!

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 3d

No idea where I was going with this. Saturday, eh?

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 3d

Of course, I've also seen people not doing so well… we have quite a few on the way 💔

Social media is made of people and life happens to people.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 3d

It's amazing the amount of you lot that I've known for YEARS that have became successful and/or famous (especially authors) since. You are really a great bunch and I feel blessed to have seen all happening.

Me? LoL. Me, no, not so much. 🤷‍♂️

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 3d

So cool

Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 3d

You know the Nobel Prize committee? Well, 10/10, no notes. Made my day.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 3d

stop thinking right now

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · Jul 1

Friend who organised the fancy dress party: I didn’t think that’s what you meant by “dressed like Winnie the Pooh”
Me: What? Why?! That’s exactly what he wears! Just a short red T-shirt.
Friend: you can’t come in.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · Apr 20

billboard: hey look at me
me: can’t I’m driving
billboard: come on look
me: eyes on the road
billboard: pls it’s important
me: fine what is it
billboard: drive safely lol

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 4d

God, this is too much niceness, and I really mean this in the best possible way ❤️

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 5d

I hate nonsense and stereotypes, which is SO Sagittarius

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