Paddle Girl
@paddlegurrl.bsky.social
flora, fauna, diving into the abyss, dogs, dirt, sun & the moon (no dm's)
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I’m preparing myself for the potential flood of politics on my skyline tonight. *sigh
Look at how patient Mr. Kitty is with the kitten 🥰
This is a bit over a minute, cut down from over 3 minutes, of Mr. Kitty ignoring Erza, who’s biting his tail. He reacts at the end. 🤭
Look at how patient Mr. Kitty is with the kitten 🥰
This is a bit over a minute, cut down from over 3 minutes, of Mr. Kitty ignoring Erza, who’s biting his tail. He reacts at the end. 🤭
December 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I’m preparing myself for the potential flood of politics on my skyline tonight. *sigh
Look at how patient Mr. Kitty is with the kitten 🥰
This is a bit over a minute, cut down from over 3 minutes, of Mr. Kitty ignoring Erza, who’s biting his tail. He reacts at the end. 🤭
Look at how patient Mr. Kitty is with the kitten 🥰
This is a bit over a minute, cut down from over 3 minutes, of Mr. Kitty ignoring Erza, who’s biting his tail. He reacts at the end. 🤭
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God: I’m gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
October 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
God: I’m gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
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Are you the wind, or are you the waves?
December 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Are you the wind, or are you the waves?
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The internet would be so much better if everyone was just cool to each other & also posted more vids of animals eating corn on the cob
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The internet would be so much better if everyone was just cool to each other & also posted more vids of animals eating corn on the cob
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Sorry. Willy-nilly is my only way
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Sorry. Willy-nilly is my only way
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[North Pole, 3am]
“You got the stuff?”
“You got my money?”
“I wanna see them first.”
“Here you go, 50 squeaky toys.”
“How’s the quality?”
“100% pure, unchewed.”
“Santa won’t notice them missing?”
“You let me worry about that.”
“You got the stuff?”
“You got my money?”
“I wanna see them first.”
“Here you go, 50 squeaky toys.”
“How’s the quality?”
“100% pure, unchewed.”
“Santa won’t notice them missing?”
“You let me worry about that.”
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
[North Pole, 3am]
“You got the stuff?”
“You got my money?”
“I wanna see them first.”
“Here you go, 50 squeaky toys.”
“How’s the quality?”
“100% pure, unchewed.”
“Santa won’t notice them missing?”
“You let me worry about that.”
“You got the stuff?”
“You got my money?”
“I wanna see them first.”
“Here you go, 50 squeaky toys.”
“How’s the quality?”
“100% pure, unchewed.”
“Santa won’t notice them missing?”
“You let me worry about that.”
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re under no obligation to justify yourself to anyone if you decide to spend the entire day reading books and eating cinnamon rolls.
December 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re under no obligation to justify yourself to anyone if you decide to spend the entire day reading books and eating cinnamon rolls.
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The pup is giving away free hugs to all his new friends here on Bluesky. Thank you for the warm welcome. 💜
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The pup is giving away free hugs to all his new friends here on Bluesky. Thank you for the warm welcome. 💜
You fold it in...
December 14, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You fold it in...
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Sometimes a cup of tea is perfect and I just think that's neat
December 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Sometimes a cup of tea is perfect and I just think that's neat
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My obituary will read: “Died peacefully in their sleep.”. It won’t mention the 17 years of screaming into a pillow.
December 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
My obituary will read: “Died peacefully in their sleep.”. It won’t mention the 17 years of screaming into a pillow.
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One day this therapy will take and then it will be all over for you bitches
December 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
One day this therapy will take and then it will be all over for you bitches
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Bury those feelings deeper, they're what is making you unhappy
December 14, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Bury those feelings deeper, they're what is making you unhappy
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some days feel like a glitch. some feel like a prophecy
December 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
some days feel like a glitch. some feel like a prophecy
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Wanna hear my problems first?! Me.. as a therapist.
December 12, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Wanna hear my problems first?! Me.. as a therapist.
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Watches Fred Astaire
* I could do that.
* I could do that.
December 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Watches Fred Astaire
* I could do that.
* I could do that.
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BREAKING CANADIAN NEWS
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Conservative Members of Parliament are leaving their hate and raging party and joining the Liberals, the upbeat, on-the-move Canadian Party led by Prime Minister Mark Carney.
Maybe GOP Congressmen should take a long look at their Canadian peers!
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Conservative Members of Parliament are leaving their hate and raging party and joining the Liberals, the upbeat, on-the-move Canadian Party led by Prime Minister Mark Carney.
Maybe GOP Congressmen should take a long look at their Canadian peers!
December 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
BREAKING CANADIAN NEWS
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Conservative Members of Parliament are leaving their hate and raging party and joining the Liberals, the upbeat, on-the-move Canadian Party led by Prime Minister Mark Carney.
Maybe GOP Congressmen should take a long look at their Canadian peers!
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Conservative Members of Parliament are leaving their hate and raging party and joining the Liberals, the upbeat, on-the-move Canadian Party led by Prime Minister Mark Carney.
Maybe GOP Congressmen should take a long look at their Canadian peers!
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Winter Wonderland. 3/10/11.
#photography
#photography
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Winter Wonderland. 3/10/11.
#photography
#photography
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Presidential pardons don’t apply to state charges. This is a test run. Trump knows that if he os allowed to get away with this, he and his goons will not be accountable to anyone.
NEW: President Donald Trump says he is granting a pardon to Tina Peters, who was convicted on state charges related to tampering with Colorado's election systems. Legal experts say presidential pardons do not apply to state charges.
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Presidential pardons don’t apply to state charges. This is a test run. Trump knows that if he os allowed to get away with this, he and his goons will not be accountable to anyone.