Paddle Girl
@paddlegurrl.bsky.social
flora, fauna, diving into the abyss, dogs, dirt, sun & the moon
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So much of American history is just impulsive and extremely stupid elites, who don't believe in consequences because they have never personally experienced them, doing highly consequential stuff because they're bored or believe it might make them richer. I guess a lot of our culture, too.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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It is not a coincidence that today is the statutory deadline for DOJ to release its report on the Epstein file production
January 3, 2026 at 7:38 PM
It is not a coincidence that today is the statutory deadline for DOJ to release its report on the Epstein file production
Everything in fact, was not fine. Buckle up.
January 3, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Everything in fact, was not fine. Buckle up.
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Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.
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Impeach. Remove. Convict.
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Impeach. Remove. Convict.
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I can't wait to see what I fuck up in 2026
December 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I can't wait to see what I fuck up in 2026
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A panic room for the threat of social interactions
January 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
A panic room for the threat of social interactions
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When a kid doesn’t know how to use an analog clock or paper map.
January 2, 2026 at 6:16 PM
When a kid doesn’t know how to use an analog clock or paper map.
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You know who needs to find some stones? Congress.
January 3, 2026 at 2:13 AM
You know who needs to find some stones? Congress.
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President Donald Trump spent his Friday morning perusing samples of stone in Florida for a new White House ballroom, as he pushes ahead on a controversial effort to replace the East Wing.
Trump shops for marble for new White House ballroom | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump spent his Friday morning perusing samples of stone in Florida for the new White House ballroom, as he pushes ahead on a controversial effort to replace the East Wing.
www.cnn.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
President Donald Trump spent his Friday morning perusing samples of stone in Florida for a new White House ballroom, as he pushes ahead on a controversial effort to replace the East Wing.
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Check it out, my Tiger Jaw bloomed!
January 3, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Check it out, my Tiger Jaw bloomed!
Always
One thing you should know about me is that I use voice to text an awful lot and it’s almost always wrong about what I said
January 3, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Always
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So, once they deliver their gifts, do they blow that clambake? No help with dishes or diapers, or maybe making a meatloaf? I was raised Catholic so I don’t really know the bible
January 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
So, once they deliver their gifts, do they blow that clambake? No help with dishes or diapers, or maybe making a meatloaf? I was raised Catholic so I don’t really know the bible
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“This is a seismic, long-awaited correction of the scientific record,” said Dr. Philip J. Landrigan… “It pulls the veil off decades of industry efforts to create a false narrative that glyphosate is safe…People have developed cancers, and people have died because of this scientific fraud.”
A Study Is Retracted, Renewing Concerns About the Weedkiller Roundup
www.nytimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
“This is a seismic, long-awaited correction of the scientific record,” said Dr. Philip J. Landrigan… “It pulls the veil off decades of industry efforts to create a false narrative that glyphosate is safe…People have developed cancers, and people have died because of this scientific fraud.”
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The whole ufo thing would have been a bigger deal back in the day because our news sources were either one tv channel or a piece of string
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
The whole ufo thing would have been a bigger deal back in the day because our news sources were either one tv channel or a piece of string
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If this were colonial times, all these unread emails could have been shipwrecks.
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
If this were colonial times, all these unread emails could have been shipwrecks.
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not much on AI but this is spectacular.
A drone show in Chongqing just broke the Guinness World Record with 11,787 synchronized drones, creating breathtaking 3D animations that looked closer to CGI than real life.
No human pilots.
No delays.
No crashes.
Every movement guided by AI and GPS, choreographed with perfect timing. #cdnpoli
No human pilots.
No delays.
No crashes.
Every movement guided by AI and GPS, choreographed with perfect timing. #cdnpoli
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 AM
not much on AI but this is spectacular.
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Epsom salt forming vibrant crystals under a microscope
January 2, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Epsom salt forming vibrant crystals under a microscope
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I’m not judging you on whether you’re gay or straight, rich or poor. I’m judging you solely based on the condition of your dog’s water bowl you animal.
December 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I’m not judging you on whether you’re gay or straight, rich or poor. I’m judging you solely based on the condition of your dog’s water bowl you animal.
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Though he was no sponge, he remained aloofah haha I'm not even sorry haha
December 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Though he was no sponge, he remained aloofah haha I'm not even sorry haha
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Sorry 2025, but it's time to break up. It's not me, it's you
December 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sorry 2025, but it's time to break up. It's not me, it's you
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My look today was isolated wind gust
December 31, 2025 at 7:39 AM
My look today was isolated wind gust
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Gonna go outside and see if the earth has something to say
January 1, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Gonna go outside and see if the earth has something to say