Jared Olsen
@olsenjared.bsky.social
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
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Shoutout to food. Yall ever had food? stuff is spectacular.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Shoutout to food. Yall ever had food? stuff is spectacular.
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Maybe I'm missing an important point, but the Ford gov's claim that "Landlords will lower rents if they can rent out more of their properties now that we've given them more power over tenants" feels like something you'd say if you'd never literally never heard of capitalism before in your life.
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Maybe I'm missing an important point, but the Ford gov's claim that "Landlords will lower rents if they can rent out more of their properties now that we've given them more power over tenants" feels like something you'd say if you'd never literally never heard of capitalism before in your life.
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
October 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM
We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"
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It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
It's weird to not only have lived through an information revolution but also now living through its undoing, all within less than a generation.
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There's no way RFK Jr. doesn't have straight up grave breath, right? Just given what we know, factually. It's got to melt vinyl siding
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 AM
There's no way RFK Jr. doesn't have straight up grave breath, right? Just given what we know, factually. It's got to melt vinyl siding
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might just steer this ship into them singing broads
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
might just steer this ship into them singing broads
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The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The problem with climate change is we have to convince a bunch of people that future people are actual people, when they don't even believe some currently alive people are people.
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Okay he may cause mass death and suffering, he may have destroyed the lives of many people who loved him, but you can’t deny the irresistible charm of a man whose sexts sound like an AI prompt for “handwritten novel you find in your grandmother’s desk drawer after she dies”
Every single time I read something like this, which is getting to be twice a week minimum, I think of Bill Cassidy changing his vote to “yes” because RFK jr told Cassidy they would have special biweekly phone calls.
RFK Jr. says he personally directed CDC’s new guidance on vaccines and autism | CNN
Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. personally directed the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to update its website to contradict its longtime guidance that vaccines don’t cause autis...
www.cnn.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Okay he may cause mass death and suffering, he may have destroyed the lives of many people who loved him, but you can’t deny the irresistible charm of a man whose sexts sound like an AI prompt for “handwritten novel you find in your grandmother’s desk drawer after she dies”
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It’s always Buy One, Get One Free At the self checkout
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It’s always Buy One, Get One Free At the self checkout
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pearl clutching in response to reading low effort sexts between two assholes published by a third asshole
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
pearl clutching in response to reading low effort sexts between two assholes published by a third asshole
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I don't care about that dumb bitch or any of the men she fucked or any of their shitty articles about her. put her on an ice floe and shove her out to sea forever
November 22, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I don't care about that dumb bitch or any of the men she fucked or any of their shitty articles about her. put her on an ice floe and shove her out to sea forever
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well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
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I love wearing new jeans. Your friends will be like “wow what smells like shit” and you get to say “that’s my jeans” and they say “did you shit your pants” and you say “no the smell is formaldehyde” and then everybody still thinks you stink but nobody thinks you shit your pants anymore except Dave
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I love wearing new jeans. Your friends will be like “wow what smells like shit” and you get to say “that’s my jeans” and they say “did you shit your pants” and you say “no the smell is formaldehyde” and then everybody still thinks you stink but nobody thinks you shit your pants anymore except Dave
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people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
people are reading "catch-and-kill" in the journalistic sense but she was probably just finding raccoons for him to eat
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This thing I'm mad about isn't real, but imagine if it were. Wouldn't that be terrible
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
This thing I'm mad about isn't real, but imagine if it were. Wouldn't that be terrible
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There has literally never been a universal basic income trial program that didn't deliver real and measurable results above and beyond any other form of social welfare, and every time another concludes with the same findings the powers that be go "interesting! Anyway," and pretend it wouldn't work.
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
There has literally never been a universal basic income trial program that didn't deliver real and measurable results above and beyond any other form of social welfare, and every time another concludes with the same findings the powers that be go "interesting! Anyway," and pretend it wouldn't work.
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from now on i'm going to pronounce MRI as "Mister I" or perhaps go fully unhigned and pronounce it "mystery"
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
from now on i'm going to pronounce MRI as "Mister I" or perhaps go fully unhigned and pronounce it "mystery"
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Ryan Lizza is doing with his Substack what YouTubers have already perfected: taking serious allegations they’re personally involved with and turning them into melodrama to deflect from any of their own culpability and wrongdoing and monetize the shit out of it. Not journalism plus it’s embarrassing
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ryan Lizza is doing with his Substack what YouTubers have already perfected: taking serious allegations they’re personally involved with and turning them into melodrama to deflect from any of their own culpability and wrongdoing and monetize the shit out of it. Not journalism plus it’s embarrassing
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me waking up and opening this app
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
me waking up and opening this app
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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An associate told me that after a date he ended up back at the girl's apartment painting her wall. He said she had never painted a wall before so he was trying to help by showing her how.
I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."
I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."
November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
An associate told me that after a date he ended up back at the girl's apartment painting her wall. He said she had never painted a wall before so he was trying to help by showing her how.
I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."
I said, "My man, you got Tom Sawyer'd."
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
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At my big age — and with my life decently- enough lived — I’m simply not taking even the tiniest slights anymore.
Learn emotional regulation or leave me alone.
Learn emotional regulation or leave me alone.
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
At my big age — and with my life decently- enough lived — I’m simply not taking even the tiniest slights anymore.
Learn emotional regulation or leave me alone.
Learn emotional regulation or leave me alone.