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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 1h

Fully tugging at the straps and bubbling the level

Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 1h

You: Are the Broncos good?

Me: The Denver Broncos are a system that can exist in a combination of multiple states simultaneously, rather than in a single, definite state.

Schrödinger understood that the true understanding of the thought experiment is that the cat is not both simultaneously alive and dead, but the point is to illustrate that from the observers point of view that the wave function does not behave according to our standard perception....maybe the same can be said of the broncos.

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 2h

Quite a perplexing timeout

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 2h

It would be interesting for someone to run for US president on the platform of firing every one hired to work for ICE over the past 4 years. Firing all of them on day 1.

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 2h

Hazarding a take

The more polite a seatbelt strap celebration, the more disrespectful it becomes

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 3h

Idk about that bc the fake was risky! just a smattering of incongruity

Rob Shore @robshore.bsky.social · 3h

Too scared to do anything. Awful coaching.

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gavinrp.bsky.social @gavinrp.bsky.social · 3h

You football hipsters and your wacky ideas.

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 3h

Try to score?

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 4h

Expedite every review, heal the nation

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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 17h

According to the victim's attorney, the body camera captured the officer saying, “Do something, bitch,” before leaping out of the car and shooting her multiple times. Another officer asked, “Hey, what happened?” The first pointed to his camera, “Hey, don’t speak. You’re good”
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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 15h

Ball don't lie, the man said (the ball has lied for over a century)

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 15h

88k in JHS but seeing Hugh mad drains the empathy from me sorry folks yk i love ya

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 15h

Lmao Kirby

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Jerry Boyle @jecboyle.bsky.social · 16h

Pritzker’s goons shutting down protests at ICE Detention Center in Broadview.

unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 19h

Troopers just violently attacked protesters, tackled several, several arrests, shoving activists and press with batons.

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 16h

Imean if they havent made a call by now....

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 17h

Letotron worse than Morbius? I might actually see it if it's worse

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 19h

i felt like he could've housed that?

Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 19h

needed it*

Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 19h

OU absolutely desperate that drive to give Texas a defensive score. Needed ir

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 20h

Arch has to hit that checkdown man

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 22h

Poor momentum management by Mizzou after getting all of it to start the second half.

Something to work on

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 1d

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

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Sheil Kapadia @sheilkapadia.bsky.social · 2d

Statistically (EPA per drive), that's the worst defensive performance by the Eagles since Vic Fangio became their defensive coordinator.

10 possessions: gave up 5 TDs and did not force a turnover.

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 2d

Dotson with the ol fadeaway out

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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 2d

This is a lot of plays tbh

gavinrp.bsky.social @gavinrp.bsky.social · 2d

Except the whole shrug and guess where forward progress actually was.

an older man wearing glasses and a maroon sweater is smiling

ALT: an older man wearing glasses and a maroon sweater is smiling

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