Patrick Claybon
@patrickclaybon.bsky.social
Here for when Elon kills the bird.
The most interesting thing about the Nuzziverse is how every single murdered and maimed journalist over the last few years is vastly more capable and worthwhile than any of these slimeballs and i refuse to learn another thing about any of them.
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
The most interesting thing about the Nuzziverse is how every single murdered and maimed journalist over the last few years is vastly more capable and worthwhile than any of these slimeballs and i refuse to learn another thing about any of them.
"we just scored 30 points in a row for 8 straight games....you just saw us lead the league in points....how is this group not better than last years group?....Bitchin about wide recievers is one of the dumbest arguments i've ever heard"
-dude that signs Brandon Cooks in November
-dude that signs Brandon Cooks in November
After signing Brandin Cooks yesterday, the Bills have released WR Elijah Moore, who now heads to waivers.
November 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"we just scored 30 points in a row for 8 straight games....you just saw us lead the league in points....how is this group not better than last years group?....Bitchin about wide recievers is one of the dumbest arguments i've ever heard"
-dude that signs Brandon Cooks in November
-dude that signs Brandon Cooks in November
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Okay here we go again.
If there isn’t a store then the market is not providing food.
If there isn’t a store then the market is not providing food.
November 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Okay here we go again.
If there isn’t a store then the market is not providing food.
If there isn’t a store then the market is not providing food.
Today and tomorrow and Friday are not days for "Shopping" they're days for getting. We're out here.
real getters know.
real getters know.
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Today and tomorrow and Friday are not days for "Shopping" they're days for getting. We're out here.
real getters know.
real getters know.
Nah you gotta give it a try. Get something to drink too? whooooo
Ive heard about food. Im skeptical tho.
November 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Nah you gotta give it a try. Get something to drink too? whooooo
Shoutout to food. Yall ever had food? stuff is spectacular.
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Shoutout to food. Yall ever had food? stuff is spectacular.
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you don't actually have to talk to these people
“The entire purpose of science is to search for existential truths,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told me. “It’s not subjective. It should be objective. I believe science is a place where you can find unity if you can get a conversation going.” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Why Is Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So Convinced He’s Right?
How an outsider, once ignored by the public-health establishment, became the most powerful man in science
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
you don't actually have to talk to these people
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
this is kinda nuts?
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
this is kinda nuts?
I think he should redo Vietnam with quirky details like why it was happening....and then quit.
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I think he should redo Vietnam with quirky details like why it was happening....and then quit.
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Sources: The Raiders have fired Chip Kelly, saying goodbye to another coordinator.
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Sources: The Raiders have fired Chip Kelly, saying goodbye to another coordinator.
3rd round pick for a guy that catches all 9 of his targets against the SB champs for 146 yards.....decent
November 24, 2025 at 12:55 AM
3rd round pick for a guy that catches all 9 of his targets against the SB champs for 146 yards.....decent
Mukuba picked Mitchell and then got hurt, rough one for the rookie
November 24, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Mukuba picked Mitchell and then got hurt, rough one for the rookie
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Points are cumulative. They let you keep them.
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Points are cumulative. They let you keep them.
You don't wanna be up by 3 guys it's not as many points
November 24, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You don't wanna be up by 3 guys it's not as many points
Indeed, if the Jaguars were playing 100,000 simulations it would be the right call in 50,093 of them....unfortunately they're playing 1 game today against the Cardinals
It's not the 3 points. It's the 6 points.
Give the opposition the fallback of going for overtime and they can take it. Remove that and they have to go for the TD.
Give the opposition the fallback of going for overtime and they can take it. Remove that and they have to go for the TD.
November 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Indeed, if the Jaguars were playing 100,000 simulations it would be the right call in 50,093 of them....unfortunately they're playing 1 game today against the Cardinals
This is also my industry-leading 4th down decision graphic btw
Using industry-leading machine learning capabilities, I've managed to plot out win probability on this handy graphic
November 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This is also my industry-leading 4th down decision graphic btw
Years of tortured 4th down decision discussion has absolutely ruined the minds of several coaches
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Years of tortured 4th down decision discussion has absolutely ruined the minds of several coaches
There's been about 12 dropbacks where Geno legit has no chance
November 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
There's been about 12 dropbacks where Geno legit has no chance
The Saints are in a high leverage situation!
Time to put in Taysom Hill
Time to put in Taysom Hill
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The Saints are in a high leverage situation!
Time to put in Taysom Hill
Time to put in Taysom Hill
Why is Taysom?
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Why is Taysom?
Truly. as soon as the whistle blows the lights should go out and when they come back on we're at a different game.
kirk cousins scrambling for a first down should end the game automatically
November 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Truly. as soon as the whistle blows the lights should go out and when they come back on we're at a different game.
I think the Orlovsky lions would run the score up against these Raiders
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I think the Orlovsky lions would run the score up against these Raiders
Great drive from Lawrence then uncorks a WTOTY candidate that's picked off in the endzone.
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Great drive from Lawrence then uncorks a WTOTY candidate that's picked off in the endzone.
Down 3, 1:29 on the clock
on the road, In Chicago
Ravens have already won
This is the Mason Rudolph
Legacy drive.
on the road, In Chicago
Ravens have already won
This is the Mason Rudolph
Legacy drive.
November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Down 3, 1:29 on the clock
on the road, In Chicago
Ravens have already won
This is the Mason Rudolph
Legacy drive.
on the road, In Chicago
Ravens have already won
This is the Mason Rudolph
Legacy drive.