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I will always love you.
ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵘˡᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉˢᵗʳᶦᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ
ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵘˡᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉˢᵗʳᶦᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ
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One more time but with less feeling.
October 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
One more time but with less feeling.
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I imagine the last day of this administration is going to feel like finally getting out of a horrible timeshare.
September 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I imagine the last day of this administration is going to feel like finally getting out of a horrible timeshare.
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I'm like, "It's weird, I'm actually not worried about tomorrow," and then Anxiety is like, "yeah, that's because you're going to die, but you're ALSO stupid"
September 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I'm like, "It's weird, I'm actually not worried about tomorrow," and then Anxiety is like, "yeah, that's because you're going to die, but you're ALSO stupid"
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I cordially invite you to an evening of suck.
August 31, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I cordially invite you to an evening of suck.
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Some days I feel like I could talk forever and some days I don’t want to talk at all.
September 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Some days I feel like I could talk forever and some days I don’t want to talk at all.
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I see you just posted something inspirational.
First time on the internet?
First time on the internet?
August 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I see you just posted something inspirational.
First time on the internet?
First time on the internet?
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Allow me to overthink that for you
September 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Allow me to overthink that for you
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get in loser, we’re ignoring pumpkin-spice princess season
September 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
get in loser, we’re ignoring pumpkin-spice princess season
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When they say: "just be yourself" - I am lost, which version of me I should be.
August 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
When they say: "just be yourself" - I am lost, which version of me I should be.
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Be careful about what you convince yourself to believe.
August 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Be careful about what you convince yourself to believe.
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My dog stares out the window like he's recreating a Joe Biden meme.
February 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
My dog stares out the window like he's recreating a Joe Biden meme.
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Here I hide, trying to nurse inspiration from trauma.
August 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Here I hide, trying to nurse inspiration from trauma.
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me: how much chowder do you think that hot tub holds?
realtor:
realtor:
July 29, 2025 at 10:36 AM
me: how much chowder do you think that hot tub holds?
realtor:
realtor:
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*scrolls headlines
all that lead paint really fucked us up
all that lead paint really fucked us up
July 29, 2025 at 1:28 PM
*scrolls headlines
all that lead paint really fucked us up
all that lead paint really fucked us up
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My scat singing is writing checks my falsetto can’t cash
August 5, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My scat singing is writing checks my falsetto can’t cash
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Is it really only Wednesday?
I’m drinking like it’s Thursday.
I’m drinking like it’s Thursday.
August 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Is it really only Wednesday?
I’m drinking like it’s Thursday.
I’m drinking like it’s Thursday.
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They say to dress for the job you want, but I'm not allowed to wear pajamas to work
August 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
They say to dress for the job you want, but I'm not allowed to wear pajamas to work
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[alien with coke bottle glasses]
TAKE ME TO YOUR OPTOMETRIST
TAKE ME TO YOUR OPTOMETRIST
August 6, 2025 at 11:53 PM
[alien with coke bottle glasses]
TAKE ME TO YOUR OPTOMETRIST
TAKE ME TO YOUR OPTOMETRIST
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They said do what you love, so I went back to sleep.
July 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
They said do what you love, so I went back to sleep.
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Who called it grand theft auto for christians… and not Jesus take the wheel?
July 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Who called it grand theft auto for christians… and not Jesus take the wheel?
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Are those your midlife crisis underwear?
August 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Are those your midlife crisis underwear?
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I would never judge another woman just for being a skanky ho
August 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I would never judge another woman just for being a skanky ho
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fuck around and get a presidential pardon
August 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
fuck around and get a presidential pardon
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Life goes on, and therein lies the problem.
July 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Life goes on, and therein lies the problem.