Napoleon the Chemist
@napochem.bsky.social
Sleep is my dumpstat. He/Him
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
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Starbucks is forcing us into drastic action by refusing to finalize a fair union contract.
Baristas are striking for a fair union contract, resolution of unfair labor practices, and a better future at Starbucks.
Want to support striking baristas? STOP BUYING STARBUCKS!
Baristas are striking for a fair union contract, resolution of unfair labor practices, and a better future at Starbucks.
Want to support striking baristas? STOP BUYING STARBUCKS!
December 11, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Starbucks is forcing us into drastic action by refusing to finalize a fair union contract.
Baristas are striking for a fair union contract, resolution of unfair labor practices, and a better future at Starbucks.
Want to support striking baristas? STOP BUYING STARBUCKS!
Baristas are striking for a fair union contract, resolution of unfair labor practices, and a better future at Starbucks.
Want to support striking baristas? STOP BUYING STARBUCKS!
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
Hummingbirds are tiny while constantly hangry and on a sugar high. They're winged toddlers with a needle on their faces.
you ever think about how buck wild it must have been to be the first European colonizer to see a hummingbird?
“i saw a tiny bug that was also a bird, and it had hatred in its heart.”
“i saw a tiny bug that was also a bird, and it had hatred in its heart.”
December 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Hummingbirds are tiny while constantly hangry and on a sugar high. They're winged toddlers with a needle on their faces.
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Multiplayer
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Multiplayer
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you have been visited by the Quail of the Double Top Knot. Like for good luck. Ignore to go fuck yourself.
December 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
you have been visited by the Quail of the Double Top Knot. Like for good luck. Ignore to go fuck yourself.
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
December 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
An absolute horrific nightmare of two AI bots caught in a loop with each other is the perfect example of the total nothingness of AI “brains”.
If you see this, reskeet with your model of positive masculinity.
December 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
If you see this, reskeet with your model of positive masculinity.
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There’s not a single filmmaker who is so magically good it should excuse them being a bully. Not one. Give their money to someone else. We have plenty of talent and too many assholes hogging the resources.
December 7, 2025 at 3:14 AM
There’s not a single filmmaker who is so magically good it should excuse them being a bully. Not one. Give their money to someone else. We have plenty of talent and too many assholes hogging the resources.
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Here’s my Wrapped for the year.
December 3, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Here’s my Wrapped for the year.
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There is a decent chance that the President of the United States is going to die on camera and no one in the room will notice for several minutes.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
There is a decent chance that the President of the United States is going to die on camera and no one in the room will notice for several minutes.
Make Pete swear on a bottle of Jack Daniels that he did not order the strike.
NYT:
Five officials told us that Hegseth had nothing to do with the second strike
Washpost (which broke the story 2 days ago):
“This is ‘protect Pete’ bullshit,”
and
“It’s throwing us, the service members, under the bus.”
Five officials told us that Hegseth had nothing to do with the second strike
Washpost (which broke the story 2 days ago):
“This is ‘protect Pete’ bullshit,”
and
“It’s throwing us, the service members, under the bus.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Make Pete swear on a bottle of Jack Daniels that he did not order the strike.
I had forgotten about @profanity.accountant and am now wondering what my account has looked like lately...
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I had forgotten about @profanity.accountant and am now wondering what my account has looked like lately...
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Somewhat related, my graphic design advice is that unless the image is a key point of your presentation, like it’s actually something you need to show people to get the point of your slide across, then don’t use one. Slides need to be functional, not overcrowded and “cute”.
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Somewhat related, my graphic design advice is that unless the image is a key point of your presentation, like it’s actually something you need to show people to get the point of your slide across, then don’t use one. Slides need to be functional, not overcrowded and “cute”.
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if you, U.S. resident, forgot something and absolutely have to go shopping tomorrow, it's cool, we all understand. unless you say something like "I can't believe they're making you work the holiday!" in which case your cashier is legally entitled and morally obliged to shoot you in the face
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
if you, U.S. resident, forgot something and absolutely have to go shopping tomorrow, it's cool, we all understand. unless you say something like "I can't believe they're making you work the holiday!" in which case your cashier is legally entitled and morally obliged to shoot you in the face
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This ep is about a species without gender, so pronouns inevitably come up. Riker makes a mistake and gets corrected. He apologizes, asks what pronouns Soren prefers, and then says he will do his best to be better going forward.
If Riker could figure this out in 1992, your MAGA uncle has no excuse.
If Riker could figure this out in 1992, your MAGA uncle has no excuse.
October 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
This ep is about a species without gender, so pronouns inevitably come up. Riker makes a mistake and gets corrected. He apologizes, asks what pronouns Soren prefers, and then says he will do his best to be better going forward.
If Riker could figure this out in 1992, your MAGA uncle has no excuse.
If Riker could figure this out in 1992, your MAGA uncle has no excuse.
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You can’t give the democrats info like this because they are going to work very hard to make sure those numbers are switched by November
Generic Ballot Polling:
🔵 Democrat: 46%
🔴 Republican: 36%
High Point / Nov 14, 2025
🔵 Democrat: 46%
🔴 Republican: 36%
High Point / Nov 14, 2025
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
You can’t give the democrats info like this because they are going to work very hard to make sure those numbers are switched by November
100% faithful adaption of The Lathe of Heaven, but only if Ursula LeGuinn's estate gave their blessing.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
100% faithful adaption of The Lathe of Heaven, but only if Ursula LeGuinn's estate gave their blessing.
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Minnesota-St Paul, urgent cat relocation need! Get these sweet babies!
Urgent MSP #Caturday 🧵: these two handsome boys need a loving home as circumstances sadly force their person to part with them.
Bones & Basil are a bonded pair and need to stay together. Both are vaxxed, neutered, and very sociable. 1/
Bones & Basil are a bonded pair and need to stay together. Both are vaxxed, neutered, and very sociable. 1/
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Minnesota-St Paul, urgent cat relocation need! Get these sweet babies!
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Does anyone in Baltimore need (or could use) a 20 lb turkey? Because reasons, we have acquired one, and while we can come up with uses for it, it's A Problem for my allergy issues and if someone needs it more, Sarah is happy to deliver anywhere in Baltimore
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Does anyone in Baltimore need (or could use) a 20 lb turkey? Because reasons, we have acquired one, and while we can come up with uses for it, it's A Problem for my allergy issues and if someone needs it more, Sarah is happy to deliver anywhere in Baltimore
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
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i bet RFK Jr just absolutely goes to town on a can of wet dog food a couple times a week
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
i bet RFK Jr just absolutely goes to town on a can of wet dog food a couple times a week
It's always good to remember that a Never Trump Conservative that remains conservative instead of recognizing the tree's fruit is innately poisonous is just mad that Trump is so crass about it. They prefer to have a thin veneer of politeness so they can pretend that it's not bigotry that animates.
Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.
November 23, 2025 at 7:18 AM
It's always good to remember that a Never Trump Conservative that remains conservative instead of recognizing the tree's fruit is innately poisonous is just mad that Trump is so crass about it. They prefer to have a thin veneer of politeness so they can pretend that it's not bigotry that animates.