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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)
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The Cenobite of Sharing

The Black Blood of the Earth and Steins of Science guy. Everyone’s friendly internet laser safety officer and health physicist. Happy to answer Antarctica questions.

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Because sometimes I need a reminder of how to step back from the brink and maybe you do too. DON’T BECOME A WAR THUNDER FORUMS VICTIM! www.funraniumlabs.com/2011/12/life...
Hard Life Lessons from the Land of Q Clearances - Funranium Labs
In an ongoing effort to share helpful things in life about topics other than delicious coffee & beer, I want to take a moment to discuss something that effects all of us, every day. First, let us revi...
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oracles be like "this divination sucks"

my sister in delphi you spoke the prophecy
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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It is time again! @funranium.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Opening up three cans of cranberry sauce on the same plate so my family can enjoy smart ploppable urbanism.
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Did someone mention urban consolidation
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Yes, it's me. I'm the person grading the names of your wifi networks.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Today in Murdoch Mysteries:

Okay first Jack London but now Marco Inaros???

[checks wikipedia] Holy shit it is! I assume every living Canadian eventually guest stars in this show.
Keon Alexander - Wikipedia
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November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
[watching Garbage Time]
Me: You see, it's not stupid to put the radiator facing the wheel well rather than the front grill. That's hard won desert wisdom from fighting Rommel!
Her: Yes, love.
Me: It's no good sucking the sand of the truck in front of you. Or the enemy's sand!
Fixing a 58 year old English nugget.
YouTube video by Garbage Time
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November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
When trying to make myself remember the old Capitola store Collectors Corner, @lordbaronmccabre.bsky.social sent me a paper from 1987.

I was not expecting this names "Lawrence Kudlow" and "Bear, Stearns & Co." to attack me from the bottom of the page regarding the wake of Black Monday 1987.
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I feel a certain level of [facepalm] at the amount of rad explainer they felt they needed to do rather than discuss the lab/museum itself more, but such is dealing with a radiophobic public.

NOTE: a lot of thick glass covered surfaces in shot

And, man, just can't decon wood. We sure have tried.
How Radioactive Is Marie Curie’s Lab Today?
YouTube video by SciShow
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November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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This Day in Labor History: November 26, 1910.A factory in Newark, New Jersey caught on fire, killing 25 workers. This should have been led to workplace safety reform, but because wealthy people did not see the people making their clothing die, nothing happened. Triangle would be next year!!!
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Per kitties, an air compressor is like the vacuum but much, much worse. I am a monster for having allowed it into the house.
November 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Safe travels ✈️
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's true! Money may be exchanged for ska and services.
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Thank goodness, I will be rescued Canadianly!
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"Let me get this straight. Your lab has bred a dragon?"

"A wyvern, director. It has two legs, two wings, whereas a-"

"Which flies, breathes fire, and is intelligent?"

"About as intelligent as a border collie."

"So, intelligent. Why?"

"You asked us to invent measures to take down small drones."
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"Go Stick Your Head In A Pig" definitely feels like OpenAI's response to this.
As a lawyer, I'm willing to admit that "we're not responsible for our chatbot talking someone into suicide because our terms of service prohibit using our chatbot for suicide" means that lawyers need to be first up against the wall when the revolution comes.

Bsky disclaimer: hyperbole not a threat
Sirius Cybernetics Corporation
The Sirius Cybernetics Corporation is the primary manufacturer and supplier of androids, robots and autonomic assistants for the known universe. They are known for their catchy jingles and catchphrase...
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November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
They're all good rocks, Mika.
329 of #365Minerals 🧪⚒️

Anorthite:
- A calcium-rich plagioclase feldspar
- Forms in mafic igneous rocks
- Found on the Moon and and in comets such as Comet 81P/Wild
- Its name comes from the Greek words "αν oρθός/an orthós" (not a right angle) because its crystals have an oblique form #minerals
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time
November 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Filthy casual.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Confirmed, The Drinking Light is ON!
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My wisdom of the evening while explaining news stories:

“Florida Cop is just another flavor of Florida Man.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Clown Train is MAJOR upgrade on a mere clown car.
Enough with "I'm running on COMMON SENSE values." I want absurd values. Clowns on every train. Possum cops. The government pays in live goats. Worms in every gas tank. A war on clouds. It can't go any wronger than what we've already got going on, here.
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM