Mark Baxter
@aotearoabadger.bsky.social
Pākehā. Environmental professional. Not currently in Kiwiland. Light heresy on demand. Copper merchant fancier. Warhammer 40K things will just happen. Proud shed enthusiast.
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If crikeycore is Australian culture Kiwi culture could be summed up as buggermeme or yeahnahtural.
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The part of slaanesh that's a ravenous maw, demanding an endless feast of the things that will never, ever sate it, while actual food rots on the table behind you.
December 4, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The part of slaanesh that's a ravenous maw, demanding an endless feast of the things that will never, ever sate it, while actual food rots on the table behind you.
Tzeentch. For AI slop is forever changing and none of what you see can be trusted to be the truth. Ask an AI the same question 10 times and you may get ten different answers. Look at the pictures and count the fingers and limbs. Mutation abounds.
I think it's time to ask the professionals, like @learninglaser.bsky.social & @aotearoabadger.bsky.social, which of the Ruinous Powers best represented by AI slop so that it may be offered to their throne. I fear we may have manifested a new one.
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Tzeentch. For AI slop is forever changing and none of what you see can be trusted to be the truth. Ask an AI the same question 10 times and you may get ten different answers. Look at the pictures and count the fingers and limbs. Mutation abounds.
Void panther auditioning to be a bodega cat.
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Void panther auditioning to be a bodega cat.
Ah hem, Miskatonic University. I still have my certificate around here somewhere (from the 1920's).
The @universityofexeter.bsky.social now has a PhD in Magic and Occult Sciences open for applications, check out the website www.exeter.ac.uk/study/pg-res...
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ah hem, Miskatonic University. I still have my certificate around here somewhere (from the 1920's).
Damn Jacinda is available for speaking events March 2026. As a Kiwi I should get a discount to the speaking fee.
December 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Damn Jacinda is available for speaking events March 2026. As a Kiwi I should get a discount to the speaking fee.
Accidentally clicked on some YouTube AI slop.
a man with a beard says filth in front of two other men
Alt: Drill sergeant from Sharpe's Regiment screaming FILTH!
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Accidentally clicked on some YouTube AI slop.
The Bender Bus.
talk to you later, my bus is pulling up
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The Bender Bus.
When you realise tomorrow is Monday.
November 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
When you realise tomorrow is Monday.
Crikeycore meets fuck off with that.
📢 Sovereign Australia AI wants to build a model that understands Australian culture and values. But does the country really need it?
👉 Report issues, make suggestions
👉 Report issues, make suggestions
‘Thongs aren’t underwear’: The case for an Australian ChatGPT
www.smh.com.au
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Crikeycore meets fuck off with that.
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Good morning Bluesky !
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Good morning Bluesky !
Look, we all know Knight Rider was a fantasy as Michael actually listened to Bonnie about fixing the car.
November 30, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Look, we all know Knight Rider was a fantasy as Michael actually listened to Bonnie about fixing the car.
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I learnt a lot about cats from this charming book. For example, the Closed Door Protocol, and Bidirectional Ownership.
@queenoliviaiii.com @chroniclebooks.bsky.social 🐈
@queenoliviaiii.com @chroniclebooks.bsky.social 🐈
The Cat Operator's Manual - The Perfect Christmas Gift for Cat Lovers
Give the gift of cat wisdom this holiday season! A fresh and quirky guide to understanding your cat, complete with technical information, warnings, insights, and a bonus sticker sheet. Order now for C...
cuddleunit5.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 AM
I learnt a lot about cats from this charming book. For example, the Closed Door Protocol, and Bidirectional Ownership.
@queenoliviaiii.com @chroniclebooks.bsky.social 🐈
@queenoliviaiii.com @chroniclebooks.bsky.social 🐈
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Quality effort at Ōtepoti Dunedin Santa Parade today
F.A.B Virgil
F.A.B Virgil
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Quality effort at Ōtepoti Dunedin Santa Parade today
F.A.B Virgil
F.A.B Virgil
As foretold, when the two headed bunny is sighted Sigmar will return. #Warhammer
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
As foretold, when the two headed bunny is sighted Sigmar will return. #Warhammer
Went to the fridge thinking, I want a cold beer, and wouldn’t you know it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Went to the fridge thinking, I want a cold beer, and wouldn’t you know it.
This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it.
YouTube started serving me up some 80's Knight Rider and I was not prepared for the difference in viewing from teenage me. It's something.
I do enjoy the snark between KARR and KITT about being the prototype rather than the production model. The Omnissiah is pleased.
I do enjoy the snark between KARR and KITT about being the prototype rather than the production model. The Omnissiah is pleased.
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
YouTube started serving me up some 80's Knight Rider and I was not prepared for the difference in viewing from teenage me. It's something.
I do enjoy the snark between KARR and KITT about being the prototype rather than the production model. The Omnissiah is pleased.
I do enjoy the snark between KARR and KITT about being the prototype rather than the production model. The Omnissiah is pleased.
A thread for all the peoples.
I’ve taken edibles & plan to watch “House of Dynamite” in about 45 minutes or so.
For research.
As part of which, there will be a P*treon post about it oh yes (see bio!)
There was no chance of further #DissertationWriting tonight.
#PhDLife
(I have a med card & live in a recreational state)
For research.
As part of which, there will be a P*treon post about it oh yes (see bio!)
There was no chance of further #DissertationWriting tonight.
#PhDLife
(I have a med card & live in a recreational state)
[HARSH PAINED SCREAMING RESUMES]
our anxiety and panic are bumping today.
our anxiety and panic are bumping today.
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
A thread for all the peoples.
I have been told I am not allowed to feed chicken to the parakeet. Not even "to see if the prophecy is true."
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I have been told I am not allowed to feed chicken to the parakeet. Not even "to see if the prophecy is true."
Cracking open a beer while wearing sweat pants and a hoodie at 3pm. Still punk as fuck.
November 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Cracking open a beer while wearing sweat pants and a hoodie at 3pm. Still punk as fuck.
I know IEDs are no longer in fashion but that turkey sure found one on the way out of the oven.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I know IEDs are no longer in fashion but that turkey sure found one on the way out of the oven.
Kia kaha, we’ve still got half the weekend to go. Conserve your strength and always make sure you’ve got warm feets.
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Kia kaha, we’ve still got half the weekend to go. Conserve your strength and always make sure you’ve got warm feets.
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Muscular Christianity.
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Muscular Christianity.
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
“Wear some headphones, kid. And put your shoes back on”
IMPORTANT pie news.
Christchurch's new Te Kai Pie Bakery and Cafe in Wainoni is winning fans fast with creative pies like eggs bene, roast duck and coconut corned beef. Behind the te reo-inspired name is Cambodian baker Kim Chang, who bakes more than 200 pies a day and often sells out. It's the bakery the suburb has…
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
IMPORTANT pie news.