Pearl River Flow
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Pearl River Flow
@pearlriverflow.com
· Jul 30
Enough with "I'm running on COMMON SENSE values." I want absurd values. Clowns on every train. Possum cops. The government pays in live goats. Worms in every gas tank. A war on clouds. It can't go any wronger than what we've already got going on, here.
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It’s that time of year again!
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
It’s that time of year again!
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Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive*
Me: yeah i guess
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what exactly do people think BOGO stands for
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
what exactly do people think BOGO stands for
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BOAT STUCK HOLIDAY EDITION
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
BOAT STUCK HOLIDAY EDITION
Fine, turkey day. You've convinced me to give the new MST3k seasons more space in my viewing schedule. I like them when they came out but haven't been rewatching. Gonna remedy that.
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Fine, turkey day. You've convinced me to give the new MST3k seasons more space in my viewing schedule. I like them when they came out but haven't been rewatching. Gonna remedy that.
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
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"I'm gonna download Pong. It should only take seven hours."
lmaoooooooooooo
Yeah, that one stings.
#MST3K #MST3KTurkeyDay
lmaoooooooooooo
Yeah, that one stings.
#MST3K #MST3KTurkeyDay
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"I'm gonna download Pong. It should only take seven hours."
lmaoooooooooooo
Yeah, that one stings.
#MST3K #MST3KTurkeyDay
lmaoooooooooooo
Yeah, that one stings.
#MST3K #MST3KTurkeyDay
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Thinking about the "Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen" prompt and bogging myself down with what exactly constitutes a "concert" and wondering if I've even been to five. Seen some great "shows" though
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Thinking about the "Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen" prompt and bogging myself down with what exactly constitutes a "concert" and wondering if I've even been to five. Seen some great "shows" though
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November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Lucy: put your hand in the box, Charlie Brown!
Chuck: No. It'll give me pain and when I pull away you'll kill me!
Lucy: not this time, Charlie. This is the Thanksgiving box, it's a tradition!
Chuck: Well ok...AAUGH
Lucy: I hold at your neck the gom jabbar, Charlie Brown
Chuck: No. It'll give me pain and when I pull away you'll kill me!
Lucy: not this time, Charlie. This is the Thanksgiving box, it's a tradition!
Chuck: Well ok...AAUGH
Lucy: I hold at your neck the gom jabbar, Charlie Brown
November 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Lucy: put your hand in the box, Charlie Brown!
Chuck: No. It'll give me pain and when I pull away you'll kill me!
Lucy: not this time, Charlie. This is the Thanksgiving box, it's a tradition!
Chuck: Well ok...AAUGH
Lucy: I hold at your neck the gom jabbar, Charlie Brown
Chuck: No. It'll give me pain and when I pull away you'll kill me!
Lucy: not this time, Charlie. This is the Thanksgiving box, it's a tradition!
Chuck: Well ok...AAUGH
Lucy: I hold at your neck the gom jabbar, Charlie Brown
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S GAMERA GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GAMERA. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I FLY
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. IT’S GAMERA GUARDIAN OF THE UNIVERSE AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, GAMERA. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I FLY
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November 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Happy birthday, America!!
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Happy birthday, America!!
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RIP to your mom
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
RIP to your mom
Nothing quite like seeing someone who's career you've followed go from a bit part player to the big deal while you've gone exactly nowhere or become even less important and successful in the same amount of time.
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Nothing quite like seeing someone who's career you've followed go from a bit part player to the big deal while you've gone exactly nowhere or become even less important and successful in the same amount of time.
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Oooooh hot take that will make people On Here mad: a rivalry game that crosses state lines can only be a secondary rivalry at best.
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Oooooh hot take that will make people On Here mad: a rivalry game that crosses state lines can only be a secondary rivalry at best.
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THIS MOVIE WASN'T RELEASED! IT ESCAPED! 🤪
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :D
Next up is The Beast of Hollow Mountain! A rare MST3K'd Western, this Season 11 gem has so much to offer, including one of the most hysterical reveals you could ever get with a movie of this kind.
It's been some time... can't wait to dive back into this one!
#MST3KTurkeyDay
Next up is The Beast of Hollow Mountain! A rare MST3K'd Western, this Season 11 gem has so much to offer, including one of the most hysterical reveals you could ever get with a movie of this kind.
It's been some time... can't wait to dive back into this one!
#MST3KTurkeyDay
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
THIS MOVIE WASN'T RELEASED! IT ESCAPED! 🤪
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They got away in that S car
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
They got away in that S car
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americans or usians or whatever we're calling thanksgiving celebrators today if you haven't already punched your turkey out of the street trash can or whipped it from the brick castle wall do it now or it won't have enough time to air out and lose the trash can/wall smell by dinner
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
americans or usians or whatever we're calling thanksgiving celebrators today if you haven't already punched your turkey out of the street trash can or whipped it from the brick castle wall do it now or it won't have enough time to air out and lose the trash can/wall smell by dinner
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Chasing time until some CEO pulls an uzi on you like he's Lord British
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Chasing time until some CEO pulls an uzi on you like he's Lord British
In THIS house we only watch 20th Century episodes of The Simpsons, as Fox intended.
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
In THIS house we only watch 20th Century episodes of The Simpsons, as Fox intended.