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Pearl River Flow
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Self-employed unpaid intern. Tweets do not represent the views of my employer.
See pictures of SWAMP TRASH here!
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Enough with "I'm running on COMMON SENSE values." I want absurd values. Clowns on every train. Possum cops. The government pays in live goats. Worms in every gas tank. A war on clouds. It can't go any wronger than what we've already got going on, here.
oh boy
January 20, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The classic Mississippi election: Your choice of republicans in the primary and general election.
NEWS: No one filed to challenge two conservative/Republican justices on the Nevada supreme court who are up for reelection this year. The deadline was a few days ago.

They will run for new terms unopposed.
January 20, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Fondly remembering the time in 2009 when my friend texted me from a Bolt Bus “haha this is so weird, a cop pulled over our bus AND is making the driver do a field sobriety test??” and then five minutes later texted me “oh my God he failed”
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Love finding a new little path. In the woods or through some empty lots or side streets or whatever. Always tell myself it'll come in handy one day. Never does, though.
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Aight, let's see what's going on today
January 20, 2026 at 12:19 PM
How your email finds me
January 20, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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A Green Heron patiently fishing with a spider 🕷️ lure...

youtu.be/C1IqJJ9pO3M?...

Nine species of Heron have been observed using bait fishing with twigs, leaves, bread - the Green and Black Crowned seem to be the stars. The skill is typically local, learned from observation of your elders.
Green Heron Uses Spider as Fishing Bait 🕷️
YouTube video by Two Lane Travels
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January 20, 2026 at 7:32 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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Finally we've reached the 'Frenchmen kidnapping buses full of people and hurtling onwards into the long dark night' bit of the collapse of civilization. This is what we were promised. This I can be a part of.
January 20, 2026 at 8:11 AM
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Portal to the Past, currently a more soothing place to immerse oneself than the present *grits teeth* Always feels decadent walking underneath an ancient wharf at low tide. Algae-covered timbers, wooden posts like jagged teeth that can trip up the unwary. Tiny treasures found here among the stones.
January 20, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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uncritical support for the scammers
The Trump administration's main venue in Davos issued a warning after billionaires were duped into buying fraudulent tickets supposedly offering VIP access packages. Read more: bloom.bg/49FYxaV

📷️: Chris Ratcliffe/Bloomberg
January 20, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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I know exactly what you are.
January 20, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Logging on
January 19, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Yeah man. Looks real awesome.
January 19, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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not my problem. couldn’t care what the Europeans think, if they didn’t want America, the monument to all their sins, they shouldn’t have committed them in the first place. as for the rest of the planet, well we deserve that hate so all we can do is try to fix what we fucked up and make it right
I think a lot of the world looks at the US and sees 330 million spoiled, stupid rich people and I wish it was easier to explain why that's wrong to people who've only seen New York and maybe DC or LA, but you can never convince them that they don't understand the whole thing.
January 19, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Vile bigotry is the first thing, and the second thing is how would Tommy Tuberville know about mounting any kind of defense from anything
Not headline news. No real fuss by Democratic leaders. No calls to censure. No pushback. No questions asked of GOP leadership by the press.

Just totally accepted anti-Muslim bigotry across the board.
January 19, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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This jackass has been smoking cigarettes for 35 years now and still hasn't given up the ghost.
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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"This is the most cursed Bills game yet" oh you sweet summer child. Let me introduce you to Timothy McVeigh placing a $1000 bet on the Buffalo Bills in the 1993 Super Bowl, certain that they couldn't possibly lose three years in a row.
How Football Fed Timothy McVeigh’s Despair
The Oklahoma City bomber was once a promising young Gulf War veteran. His slide into isolation and extremism happened to dovetail with the fate of his beloved Buffalo Bills.
www.politico.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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replace rfk jr with this guy
January 19, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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D&D module
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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Look at this beautiful hawk I just saw!!
January 18, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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oh it's going to be a Recession recession
January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Nothing i like more than looking at an album and finding out that the musicians had to invent their own language for the lyrics. Please speak to me without speaking to me. I appreciate the thought.
January 19, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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I have two address in FBI files from 1940s Beverly Hills and just CANNOT find them in census records and cannot access maps of the era online.

Anyone have access to 1942 (or 40s, 50s) Beverly Hills maps for North Maple Drive and South Wetherly?
a close up of a woman making a funny face with her hands in the air .
ALT: a close up of a woman making a funny face with her hands in the air .
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM