I'm 100% sure that the popcorn thing is both impossible and an old joke. Feel like I saw it in a comic strip as a kid. Because once you think about how it MIGHT work for a minute, you quickly say "hold on a minute there"

"Low tips and sidewalk pee" took me out dawg

having produce manager flashbacks here, jen. Giving the new cashiers The Test. We were not a kroger but we used the IFPS (International Federation for Produce Standards) list, which was nice when we got someone with cashier experience.

They're not the heroes we want. But they are the heroes we deserve.

Most popcorn cookers get the OIL up to 425F or so. I'm not sure where 180 comes in. It's going to be higher than 100 there just to get the heat transferred into the water inside the kernel - THAT could conceivably be 180c

More like Fondren Pubic eyyyooooooooooo

I made one of these for Mississippi!

Indiana Jones. Spent decades chasing the perfect leather jacket/hat/whip combo. Never managed to get all three at the same time, sadly.

if someone isn't sampling the countdown from 3:30 on in their remixes, then WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING

youtu.be/SmPVaylXwVY?...

guinea pigs do this. you can fool them with four pieces of masking tape on the floor, they'll stay in the box