Pearl River Flow
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See pictures of SWAMP TRASH here!
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See pictures of SWAMP TRASH here!
https://www.pearlriverflow.com/gallery
speaking of costuming, one time my friends were doing a Christmas show and wanted a santa to sit on stage between sets so I dressed as "Santa Plissken." I had a holster with a giant candy cane in it. Went on a santa-themed bar crawl and the chortle-fucks at the bougie pub wouldn't let me go in.
November 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
speaking of costuming, one time my friends were doing a Christmas show and wanted a santa to sit on stage between sets so I dressed as "Santa Plissken." I had a holster with a giant candy cane in it. Went on a santa-themed bar crawl and the chortle-fucks at the bougie pub wouldn't let me go in.
I have spent my entire life chasing this look, and at one time or another I've had the jacket, the shirt, the whip, the pants, the stubble, the hat. But never all at the same time. Just unmistakable. An outfit I recreate in any game that lets me.
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I have spent my entire life chasing this look, and at one time or another I've had the jacket, the shirt, the whip, the pants, the stubble, the hat. But never all at the same time. Just unmistakable. An outfit I recreate in any game that lets me.
the vibe there is more "what people in the 80s thought the Mall of the Future would look like" (it's kinda rad)
November 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
the vibe there is more "what people in the 80s thought the Mall of the Future would look like" (it's kinda rad)
BEHOLD THE GIANT BEAST
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
BEHOLD THE GIANT BEAST
Getting the corners of this brick to dig into my hand, as a bit
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Getting the corners of this brick to dig into my hand, as a bit
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
when you think you can schmooze your way past the guards to get more treats
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
when you think you can schmooze your way past the guards to get more treats
TFW the gecko is out f reach and your insolent father will not let it inside
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
TFW the gecko is out f reach and your insolent father will not let it inside
when you've been informed that father is not handing out treats
November 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
when you've been informed that father is not handing out treats
You: "Let me tell you about some online beef"
Me:
Me:
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You: "Let me tell you about some online beef"
Me:
Me:
When I read a mid reply to a post I liked
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
When I read a mid reply to a post I liked
Weird heart pounding? Lightheaded? Heart skipping beats, especially when you lay down at night? Don't let a careless doctor overlook it, insist on some monitoring and treatment, this is one of those things they know how to look for and diagnose (but not really cure, so....)
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Weird heart pounding? Lightheaded? Heart skipping beats, especially when you lay down at night? Don't let a careless doctor overlook it, insist on some monitoring and treatment, this is one of those things they know how to look for and diagnose (but not really cure, so....)
Gotta be either the peculiar red hot Mississippi style of tamales, served with chili and cheese on top for the slop factor
OR
pig ear sandwich
OR
pig ear sandwich
November 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Gotta be either the peculiar red hot Mississippi style of tamales, served with chili and cheese on top for the slop factor
OR
pig ear sandwich
OR
pig ear sandwich
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
in case you didn't know, this is from a 5 year old infographic about how the state stole all the money intended to help poor people and instead gave it to assorted grifters
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
in case you didn't know, this is from a 5 year old infographic about how the state stole all the money intended to help poor people and instead gave it to assorted grifters
I became her favorite grandchild (again, the title went back and forth a LOT) by bringing her THIS but she either lost it or the nurse took it, reducing me back to my lower status
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I became her favorite grandchild (again, the title went back and forth a LOT) by bringing her THIS but she either lost it or the nurse took it, reducing me back to my lower status
because why not take a trip with the boys to a mythical, idyllic land in the north where it the sun shines 24 hours a day.
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
because why not take a trip with the boys to a mythical, idyllic land in the north where it the sun shines 24 hours a day.
this scene but it's me explaining how I know a big woman can sit on my face
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
this scene but it's me explaining how I know a big woman can sit on my face
as someone who's been paying attention to the wild side of American governance and culture for 30 years let me just say
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
as someone who's been paying attention to the wild side of American governance and culture for 30 years let me just say
Don't let your next cargo of 26 thousand long tons of taconite ore pellets be your last
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Don't let your next cargo of 26 thousand long tons of taconite ore pellets be your last
I'm really glad everyone else saw this guy because he's been following me around for years
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I'm really glad everyone else saw this guy because he's been following me around for years
Me: I can't come over tonight, bae. The skies of November have turned gloomy.
Her: But I just concluded terms with a couple steel firms
Me:
Her: But I just concluded terms with a couple steel firms
Me:
November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Me: I can't come over tonight, bae. The skies of November have turned gloomy.
Her: But I just concluded terms with a couple steel firms
Me:
Her: But I just concluded terms with a couple steel firms
Me: