Napoleon the Chemist
napochem.bsky.social
Napoleon the Chemist
@napochem.bsky.social
Sleep is my dumpstat. He/Him
Words just fall out of his mouth. He doesn't consider truth or lie, fantasy or reality. He just says stuff. He's effectively babbling out Simlish.
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I remain convinced that these techbros are so dazzled by GenAI because they're at the same level as GenAI when it comes to comprehending words, sentences, and ideas. Sam Altman understands things in the same way ChatGPT does: both can do pattern matching, neither can *understand*.
December 10, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I do wonder if it would do enough damage to change how many fingers the fool who did it would end up with.
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The KFC Double Down is thus a sandwich?

What about a person under covers in bed?
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It's just a little localized ionizing radiation exposure, how bad could it be?

(I am guessing you'd realize you did a stupid within a few days?)
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If not sandwich why sandwich composition?
December 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
That wasn't a no.
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Maybe it's an open-face sandwich?
December 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
CJ 30 years ago: a hotdog is a sandwich
Modern CJ: if you try and claim a hotdog is a sandwich I replace your class A glassware with class B glassware, do not test me.
December 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
A rolled up newspaper isn't appropriate for correcting a dog, but I'm wondering if it's the right choice for some people.
December 9, 2025 at 7:32 AM
*I* can hear the blood rushing in his ears as he does those pullps*.

*yes, that spelling is intentional and not a typo
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Everybody's skeeting for the weekend.

(If a song is now stuck in your head, I'm not sorry.)
December 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The entire Federalist Society is a conspiracy to destroy everything the US should be and has occasionally aspired to be and must be treated as such.
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I feel dirty reskeeting to urge people to reskeet.
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The Republican plan is an end to free and fair elections, which will ensure that he never faces consequences. He firmly believes they will achieve this goal and imtends to help them do so.

We'd best make sure that plan fails.
December 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
They were never really big on respecting boundaries, so...
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I've honestly come to interpret most people as behaving at the reflex/impulse level and with the emotional maturity of a toddler. They don't really seem to think ahead and if told no they get mad and lash out. I can't estimate how many turn malicious vs just petulant.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I've heard good things about Ghost.
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Most people are just focused on their own problems and don't really consider anything not immediately holding their attention. They're not going to be willfully malicious, but they're generally also not going to be willfully beneficent.
December 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM