Mr. Zeke
@mrzeke.bsky.social
A lazy guy with a big, cube-shaped head.
Old enough to remember when there were two Berlins.
Frequently a big ol' dork.
(He/him)
Old enough to remember when there were two Berlins.
Frequently a big ol' dork.
(He/him)
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christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
So viscerally satisfying
so next year’s calendar just dropped and February 2026 is looking SLICK
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
So viscerally satisfying
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obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
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Gotta be this one
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BATMAN: Do you still have a dick?
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December 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Gotta be this one
Death to Videodrome!
Long live the new flesh.
Long live the new flesh.
December 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Death to Videodrome!
Long live the new flesh.
Long live the new flesh.
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This reminds me of a favorite local crime story, in which a shop-vac was stolen from a work van.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
Vacuum filled with hundreds of hornets stolen from Philadelphia Bee Co. truck
'Those girls should be full of life and extra spicy,' owner Don Shump says of the giant queens he removed from a property last Thursday
www.phillyvoice.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This reminds me of a favorite local crime story, in which a shop-vac was stolen from a work van.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
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I was just thinking of this quote by Kurt Vonnegut the other night - “You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.”
There are so many people living lives of quiet dignity despite horrific medical news or poverty or tragedy where every day they still wake up and try to be good people in the world even as the world pushes against them and it makes me even angrier at the absolute shitheads that rule over things
December 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I was just thinking of this quote by Kurt Vonnegut the other night - “You meet saints everywhere. They can be anywhere. They are people behaving decently in an indecent society.”
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If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
December 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If Stranger Things was remade today and set the same number of years ago as S1 it would be in 2003 and instead of a resurgence of a Kate Bush song it would be Hoobastank, the kids would dress up for Halloween like Neo and Trinity. No I can’t prove this is actually correct I am not going to do math.
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rare photo of the first pilgrim
November 28, 2024 at 5:03 PM
rare photo of the first pilgrim
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In the mid 90's I was sat in a pub with friends discussing films. Flynn came up in the conversation and a little old lady sat near by piped up and said' He had a massive cock you know, like a babys arm holding an apple'
It killed the conversation stone dead.
It killed the conversation stone dead.
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
In the mid 90's I was sat in a pub with friends discussing films. Flynn came up in the conversation and a little old lady sat near by piped up and said' He had a massive cock you know, like a babys arm holding an apple'
It killed the conversation stone dead.
It killed the conversation stone dead.
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CORRECTION: A *third* potato has been named after Prince.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
CORRECTION: A *third* potato has been named after Prince.
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
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I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I feel like the pope being an American cinephile is God finally rewarding Scorsese for a lifetime of devotion
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an incredible thing just happened to me: my vet has added an indoor-outdoor pigeon to its family, his name is papi chulo and when I was taking pictures of him outside … he perched on my head. I have never been so delighted in all my life!!!
November 16, 2025 at 7:52 PM
an incredible thing just happened to me: my vet has added an indoor-outdoor pigeon to its family, his name is papi chulo and when I was taking pictures of him outside … he perched on my head. I have never been so delighted in all my life!!!
It's such a cliché at this point, but I still find myself yelling it 3 or 4 times a week.
I know these comparison are pointless, but it would have been front page headlines for days if biden had said he had an MRI and didn't know what for.
November 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It's such a cliché at this point, but I still find myself yelling it 3 or 4 times a week.
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I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
November 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I have the most wonderful story for you all today: baby alligator spotted in Charles River, then immediately rescued by local reptile enthusiast
A short thread about delightful critters from the Cambrian Explain: mother nature's weird psychedelic period
And the Cambrian was when life had no idea wtf it was doing and was just throwing shit at the sea floor to see what would stick. So you get BIZARRE body designs, like hyoliths, which is basically an ice cream cone with a mouth full of tentacles and a clamshell lid.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A short thread about delightful critters from the Cambrian Explain: mother nature's weird psychedelic period
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Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Printers and computers treat each other like they broke up the night before and you’re they’re mutual friend
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if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
What I *want* I will not say here.
All of them losing their jobs is a compromise that I am willing to settle for however.
All of them losing their jobs is a compromise that I am willing to settle for however.
Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
What I *want* I will not say here.
All of them losing their jobs is a compromise that I am willing to settle for however.
All of them losing their jobs is a compromise that I am willing to settle for however.
I am still as angry about this as I am physically capable of being.
Eventually I will die this angry.
Eventually I will die this angry.
25 years ago today: the most consequential presidential election of my lifetime. 36 days later, it was effectively decided by the Supreme Court. Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, who voted with the majority, would later she regretted that the court accepted the case.
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I am still as angry about this as I am physically capable of being.
Eventually I will die this angry.
Eventually I will die this angry.