Mr. Zeke
@mrzeke.bsky.social
A lazy guy with a big, cube-shaped head.
Old enough to remember when there were two Berlins.
Frequently a big ol' dork.
(He/him)
Old enough to remember when there were two Berlins.
Frequently a big ol' dork.
(He/him)
I am continually fascinated by his absolute inability to fake the simplest parts of being a normal human being.
December 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I am continually fascinated by his absolute inability to fake the simplest parts of being a normal human being.
Only *after* they went home?
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Only *after* they went home?
Extra bonus: Vance is never the real president.
December 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Extra bonus: Vance is never the real president.
While they are still capable of some eye movement, that's it.
Completely conscious though.
Completely conscious though.
December 12, 2025 at 8:16 AM
While they are still capable of some eye movement, that's it.
Completely conscious though.
Completely conscious though.
I'm hoping for locked-in syndrome myself.
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I'm hoping for locked-in syndrome myself.
Proportionally that's someone making $50,000/year giving $183 and a little change.
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Proportionally that's someone making $50,000/year giving $183 and a little change.
Okay. That one works. I can vouch for it.
December 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Okay. That one works. I can vouch for it.
That wondrous, forgotten age when Coburns walked the Earth in great herds
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
That wondrous, forgotten age when Coburns walked the Earth in great herds
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This reminds me of a favorite local crime story, in which a shop-vac was stolen from a work van.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
Vacuum filled with hundreds of hornets stolen from Philadelphia Bee Co. truck
'Those girls should be full of life and extra spicy,' owner Don Shump says of the giant queens he removed from a property last Thursday
www.phillyvoice.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This reminds me of a favorite local crime story, in which a shop-vac was stolen from a work van.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
But the “work” was pest control, and the shop-vac was filled with hundreds of live and angry giant hornets.
If you say "Renowned Bee Guy" once more he'll appear.
He won't, like, scare you or anything though. He'll mostly just tell you interesting things about bees and bee care.
He won't, like, scare you or anything though. He'll mostly just tell you interesting things about bees and bee care.
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If you say "Renowned Bee Guy" once more he'll appear.
He won't, like, scare you or anything though. He'll mostly just tell you interesting things about bees and bee care.
He won't, like, scare you or anything though. He'll mostly just tell you interesting things about bees and bee care.
It's actually out in the world now? Sweet.
December 1, 2025 at 6:57 AM
It's actually out in the world now? Sweet.
His "aw, maaan" is just wonderful.
November 30, 2025 at 9:24 AM
His "aw, maaan" is just wonderful.
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