Brandon
@mrbrandondiaz.bsky.social
writer. former lecturer in english, rhetoric, creative writing, ethnic studies. beverage ingestor, hot saucer. son of my grandfather's son, son.
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Throw some slums of Beverly Hills in here and you have a krumholtzaissance
December 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Throw some slums of Beverly Hills in here and you have a krumholtzaissance
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Don’t be paralyzed with fear and anxiety. #Resist for a better world.
Always big love for @madgeandbisket.bsky.social 💙
Always big love for @madgeandbisket.bsky.social 💙
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Don’t be paralyzed with fear and anxiety. #Resist for a better world.
Always big love for @madgeandbisket.bsky.social 💙
Always big love for @madgeandbisket.bsky.social 💙
Get Lucy
save your ears
remove a letter improve a song
happiness is a arm gun
happiness is a arm gun
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Get Lucy
Maintain that it is in your best interest—in every case imaginable—to turn down any documentary crew that wants to talk to you for any reason.
Imagine just seeing your face in your re-arranged living room, in your best sweater, yappin…
…as seen through someone’s front window watching Netflix.
Imagine just seeing your face in your re-arranged living room, in your best sweater, yappin…
…as seen through someone’s front window watching Netflix.
Caller: Hello, I'm with the show "Cold Justice" and we are investigating an unsolved triple homicide that took place in your home back in 1992. We were wondering if we could film in your home while detectives recreate the crime.
Homeowner:
Homeowner:
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Maintain that it is in your best interest—in every case imaginable—to turn down any documentary crew that wants to talk to you for any reason.
Imagine just seeing your face in your re-arranged living room, in your best sweater, yappin…
…as seen through someone’s front window watching Netflix.
Imagine just seeing your face in your re-arranged living room, in your best sweater, yappin…
…as seen through someone’s front window watching Netflix.
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The new Ken Burns doc is 👌🏽
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The new Ken Burns doc is 👌🏽
I’m an English teacher and I have no doubt that a bot wrote this. When you’ve read enough, the syntax holds an arrow to it.
a lot of words, none of them denying that Hegseth gave an order to kill helpless people who were stranded at sea after he blew up their boats
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I’m an English teacher and I have no doubt that a bot wrote this. When you’ve read enough, the syntax holds an arrow to it.
Nfw Pete Hegseth has a book.
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”
It’s almost as if there were signs!
It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Nfw Pete Hegseth has a book.
100 percent bro. He’s on the autism spectrum and his special interest is hate.
I’m deadass.
I’m deadass.
I think that somewhere along the way something in Stephen Miller got fundamentally damaged. This is neither an excuse nor a mitigating factor; the dude is genuinely fucking evil and he and everything he stands for should be fought against and stopped. But he is something beyond mere sociopathy.
Since Stephen Miller is in the midst of another of his Aryans-only trantrums, we should note that his family are 20th century immigrants from the shtetl of Antopol (Антопаль) then in the Hrodna gubernia of Russia. Applying his immigration rules, they would all have perished in the Holocaust.
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
100 percent bro. He’s on the autism spectrum and his special interest is hate.
I’m deadass.
I’m deadass.
Jafar in-disguise outside of the cave of wonders, feels around frantically, finally realizing the lamp has been pickpocketed away.
He curls over backwards in dramatic anguish, crying out.
>Me in the bed, with this elusive ass remote<
He curls over backwards in dramatic anguish, crying out.
>Me in the bed, with this elusive ass remote<
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Jafar in-disguise outside of the cave of wonders, feels around frantically, finally realizing the lamp has been pickpocketed away.
He curls over backwards in dramatic anguish, crying out.
>Me in the bed, with this elusive ass remote<
He curls over backwards in dramatic anguish, crying out.
>Me in the bed, with this elusive ass remote<
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IF I WALKED AROUND WEARING A TSHIRT THAT SAID "I'M A STUPID IDIOT" WITH A PROMINENT PRICE TAG SHOWING I PAID $10,000 AND A NOTE PROCLAIMING THAT ALL MONEY FROM SALES OF THAT SHIRT WENT TO THE KKK, I WOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO GET MAD WHEN PEOPLE ASSUMED I WAS A STUPID RACIST.
Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch reveal the discrimination they face as Cybertruck owners.
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
IF I WALKED AROUND WEARING A TSHIRT THAT SAID "I'M A STUPID IDIOT" WITH A PROMINENT PRICE TAG SHOWING I PAID $10,000 AND A NOTE PROCLAIMING THAT ALL MONEY FROM SALES OF THAT SHIRT WENT TO THE KKK, I WOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO GET MAD WHEN PEOPLE ASSUMED I WAS A STUPID RACIST.
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The reality, of course, is that Miller and a significant portion of Trump’s base are the ones who failed to assimilate to America’s post-WWII culture of multi-racial democracy & religious pluralism…and they are now using their power to destroy that once dominant (and still popular) American culture.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
The reality, of course, is that Miller and a significant portion of Trump’s base are the ones who failed to assimilate to America’s post-WWII culture of multi-racial democracy & religious pluralism…and they are now using their power to destroy that once dominant (and still popular) American culture.
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It’s Karoline Leavitt’s recipe!
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
It’s Karoline Leavitt’s recipe!
Thanksgiving movie incoming
a young girl is wearing a headband and holding a candle .
Alt: a young girl is wearing a headband and holding a lit match ready to burn the pilgrim thanksgiving play to the ground. Not pictured: Jenna Ortega.
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Thanksgiving movie incoming
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This is 100 percent a Christmas movie despite what my mother said after two bottles of wine last year.
A reminder as we enter December that you do not need to play xmas music. You can play the green knight soundtrack and have a very pagan-y yulemass.
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The Green Knight (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) - YouTube
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November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is 100 percent a Christmas movie despite what my mother said after two bottles of wine last year.
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I still can't believe that the man who bragged about grabbing women by the pussy; who explained to camera how hard his cognitive screening test for Alzheimers was; who encouraged the assassination of his own vice president is still legally at liberty, let alone being president of the United States.
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I still can't believe that the man who bragged about grabbing women by the pussy; who explained to camera how hard his cognitive screening test for Alzheimers was; who encouraged the assassination of his own vice president is still legally at liberty, let alone being president of the United States.
I had to wait until the Biden admin to watch Succession. Happy I did, though. But v much feel Hildur
Happy to report that I finally feel mentally resilient enough to watch Chernobyl.
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I had to wait until the Biden admin to watch Succession. Happy I did, though. But v much feel Hildur
Well, I’ll be…
Marjorie Taylor Greene: " I do not want my sweet district to have to endure a hurtful and hateful primary against me by the president…I refuse to be a battered wife, hoping it all goes away and gets better."
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Well, I’ll be…
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My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My most firmly held political belief is that it should be illegal to refer to wet wipes as "flushable" considering the havoc they wreak on our sewer systems. It is entirely coincidental that Marxist-Leninism is the only way to achieve this.
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being an extroverted introvert is so funny because i may be talking to you at the function, but i fucking hate it here
November 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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These are hate symbols. They have been used to represent the genocide of Jews and the lynching of Black people. Displaying them signals to white supremacists that violence is acceptable and that they will be protected if they commit it!
U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols
The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items “potentially divisive.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
These are hate symbols. They have been used to represent the genocide of Jews and the lynching of Black people. Displaying them signals to white supremacists that violence is acceptable and that they will be protected if they commit it!