Zoot Suit Alors
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Wherever I’m With You (Putnam 2027), a co-created graphic novel by Suzanne Samin and me, follows two former best friends from the Bronx: Aran, a Syrian American teen, grappling with his mother’s death,
and Tao, a college basketball star, who have to face life and old feelings once Tao moves back.
and Tao, a college basketball star, who have to face life and old feelings once Tao moves back.
November 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Wherever I’m With You (Putnam 2027), a co-created graphic novel by Suzanne Samin and me, follows two former best friends from the Bronx: Aran, a Syrian American teen, grappling with his mother’s death,
and Tao, a college basketball star, who have to face life and old feelings once Tao moves back.
and Tao, a college basketball star, who have to face life and old feelings once Tao moves back.
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in a way aren't we all just a cockatoo neck deep in a trash bin just counting on not being accidentally collected
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
in a way aren't we all just a cockatoo neck deep in a trash bin just counting on not being accidentally collected
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The average person lived to be about 50-60 hundreds of years ago. The reason everyone fixates on the average human lifespan being 30 or 40 is because of the infant mortality rate. Half the kids didn't make it past 5; it dragged the lifespan average THAT far down.
Vaccinate your kids.
Vaccinate your kids.
December 15, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The average person lived to be about 50-60 hundreds of years ago. The reason everyone fixates on the average human lifespan being 30 or 40 is because of the infant mortality rate. Half the kids didn't make it past 5; it dragged the lifespan average THAT far down.
Vaccinate your kids.
Vaccinate your kids.
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RAM companies have absolutely colluded in the past to all slow production down and been busted for it, but it looks like this supply squeeze was actually engineered by OpenAI to hurt rival data center buildouts, and consumer prices are just collateral damage.
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
RAM companies have absolutely colluded in the past to all slow production down and been busted for it, but it looks like this supply squeeze was actually engineered by OpenAI to hurt rival data center buildouts, and consumer prices are just collateral damage.
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
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f u c k i n g y i k e s .
That CEOs feel comfortable making statements like this is such an indictment of our industry.
(the headline is the least of it)
insider-gaming.com/lords-of-the...
That CEOs feel comfortable making statements like this is such an indictment of our industry.
(the headline is the least of it)
insider-gaming.com/lords-of-the...
Lords of the Fallen 2 Will Have 'Attractive Female Characters' in 'Revealing Outfits', CEO Says
In a recent post on social media, the CEO at CI Games confirmed that Lords of the Fallen 2 will have 'attractive female characters'
insider-gaming.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
f u c k i n g y i k e s .
That CEOs feel comfortable making statements like this is such an indictment of our industry.
(the headline is the least of it)
insider-gaming.com/lords-of-the...
That CEOs feel comfortable making statements like this is such an indictment of our industry.
(the headline is the least of it)
insider-gaming.com/lords-of-the...
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As always, read Elizabeth's words. They're very good.
New Substack! The biggest takeaways from the #NASCAR antitrust lawsuit:
deadlypassionsterriblejoys.substack.com/p/the-bigger...
deadlypassionsterriblejoys.substack.com/p/the-bigger...
December 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
As always, read Elizabeth's words. They're very good.
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Reiner was habitually singled out by everyone from the right to South Park as an avatar of Hollywood activist cringe but he consistently put his money where his mouth was and had the courage of his convictions, which grifters and smugger than thou “equal opportunity offenders” resent above all
He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Reiner was habitually singled out by everyone from the right to South Park as an avatar of Hollywood activist cringe but he consistently put his money where his mouth was and had the courage of his convictions, which grifters and smugger than thou “equal opportunity offenders” resent above all
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It's amazing that there are people who don't think we're in a bubble.
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
It's amazing that there are people who don't think we're in a bubble.
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
this field biologist does a great job highlighting the insidiousness of AI editing
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
these one-click AI edit buttons are incredibly appealing to many photographers, amateurs and professionals alike, and are framed as innocuous
this is worth sharing and educating people about
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This NYT story failed the reader by not digging deeper. One subject dropped out of college after one year (five years ago) and lists "Windows" as his skillset. Story should be: young conservatives who blame immigrants for their personal failures and whose lives won't be improved w/ fewer immigrants
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
This NYT story failed the reader by not digging deeper. One subject dropped out of college after one year (five years ago) and lists "Windows" as his skillset. Story should be: young conservatives who blame immigrants for their personal failures and whose lives won't be improved w/ fewer immigrants
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This is what happens when the FBI is run by two right-wing conspiracy theorist podcasters who spent the last 11 months purging almost anyone with institutional knowledge from the bureau. They're going to keep fucking this kind of thing up.
BREAKING: Authorities will release the person of interest in the Brown University shooting, officials said, as the investigation continues.
Live updates: Person of interest identified after 2 killed and 9 injured at Brown University
Live updates: 2 dead, 9 wounded in Brown University shooting; person of interest in custody
nbcnews.to
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
This is what happens when the FBI is run by two right-wing conspiracy theorist podcasters who spent the last 11 months purging almost anyone with institutional knowledge from the bureau. They're going to keep fucking this kind of thing up.
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Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.
December 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Idk who needs to hear this, but talking to blorbo on the plagerism machine is crossing the picket line.
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*defunctland voice*
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
Disney is making a $1 billion investment in OpenAI and will let the AI platform use its characters to make social-media videos.
Disney to Invest $1 Billion in OpenAI, License Characters for Use in ChatGPT, Sora
The three-year licensing deal will let users generate videos of more than 200 Disney, Marvel, Star Wars and Pixar characters.
on.wsj.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
*defunctland voice*
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
The Imagineers, unprepared for park guests' new addiction to generating images of Elsa smoking weed, and indeed their *expectation* to smoke weed with *the real* Elsa at the park, had a difficult road ahead
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An ICE Air flight carried migrants from Alexandria, LA, to the US Naval Base at Guantánamo Bay today—the first migrants held at GTMO since October 17.
December 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
An ICE Air flight carried migrants from Alexandria, LA, to the US Naval Base at Guantánamo Bay today—the first migrants held at GTMO since October 17.
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He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
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Oh no, not Rob Reiner 😔
Two people were reportedly found dead inside a home owned by director and actor Rob Reiner
2 found dead at Brentwood mansion that belongs to director Rob Reiner
A man and woman were found dead inside a home in Brentwood that records and neighbors tie to director Rob Reiner.
www.nbclosangeles.com
December 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Oh no, not Rob Reiner 😔
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People are driving around out there who start shaking with fear if they suddenly have to actually operate the car themselves. Great. Cool cool cool.
“Unsure of positioning.”
LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS, YA DOORKNOB.
“Unsure of positioning.”
LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS, YA DOORKNOB.
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
People are driving around out there who start shaking with fear if they suddenly have to actually operate the car themselves. Great. Cool cool cool.
“Unsure of positioning.”
LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS, YA DOORKNOB.
“Unsure of positioning.”
LOOK OUT THE WINDOWS, YA DOORKNOB.
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This is what Crazy Town was trying to warn us about
He really doesn’t understand any of the most basic biology concepts at all, huh
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This is what Crazy Town was trying to warn us about
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orwellian
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
orwellian
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When I worked at the Verge I remember saying “yeah China is going to squarely kick our ass with EVs in the next few years” in work chat and a few people being skeptical about that and I’d just like to say I was right. Like not even debatable now.
December 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
When I worked at the Verge I remember saying “yeah China is going to squarely kick our ass with EVs in the next few years” in work chat and a few people being skeptical about that and I’d just like to say I was right. Like not even debatable now.
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The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
‘I heard 40, 50 shots’: Witnesses fled Bondi Beach as gunmen targeted Jewish event
‘I heard 40, 50 shots’: Witnesses fled Bondi Beach as gunmen targeted Jewish event
Gunshots ripped through a Hanukkah celebration in Sydney, killing at least 12 people
www.irishtimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
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I wonder why the New York Times would decide not to use this man's name, Ahmed al Ahmed, in the headline 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
A bystander tackled and disarmed one of the gunmen who targeted a Hanukkah celebration on Sunday at Bondi Beach in Sydney, Australia, video verified by The New York Times shows.
Man Tackled and Disarmed One of the Bondi Beach Gunmen, Video Shows
The video, verified by The New York Times, shows a man sneaking up on one of the shooters who targeted a Hanukkah celebration in Sydney on Sunday.
nyti.ms
December 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I wonder why the New York Times would decide not to use this man's name, Ahmed al Ahmed, in the headline 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔