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Parody Journalist. Lefty Pacifist. Enormous Pianist 🎹 https://twitter.com/TheAstuteGaloot?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor https://www.tiktok.com/@the.astute.galoot?_t=ZT-8vLxR0OfTLe&_r=1

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · Apr 30

Here goes nothin’ 🎹 🎶 #NOLA

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 1h

Nothing totally racist to see here from your neighborhood DHS . . .

Go on and Google remigration, kids 👀

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 1h

Stephen King is a flipper flopper 😯

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Stephen King is a flipper flopper 😯

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Barnsley Soft Lad @godsowncountry.bsky.social · 1h

Fucking Hell - full blown Nazi.

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 2h

Mike Johnson Russian nesting dolls sold separately 🪆

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Blackcatcrosses @blackcatcrosses.bsky.social · 1h

I haven’t heard that.

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Blackcatcrosses @blackcatcrosses.bsky.social · 1h

I didn’t see that.

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 1h

Nothing totally racist to see here from your neighborhood DHS . . .

Go on and Google remigration, kids 👀

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 5h

We are living in one of the stupidest times in history.

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 2h

Mike Johnson Russian nesting dolls sold separately 🪆

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ᴄᴏʟᴏʀᴀᴅᴏ ʀᴇꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ @tx-to-co-resister.bsky.social · 2h

Grab him by the "nussy" 😂

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The Real Zanetta @therealzanetta.bsky.social · 3h

TRASHY trump found TWENTY BILLION for ARGENTINA, but can't find the money to fund MEDICARE or OBAMACARE.🤬
BLOW UP THEIR PHONES!!☎️

The Shutdown Is Wreaking Havoc on Military Families and Veterans
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
PEON Mike Johnson
JD Vance
#SheShed

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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 3h

Mike Johnson declares war on No Kings rally saying it will be filled with Antifa terrorists. We are at war. It's that simple. The fascists are looking for an excuse to use the military to arrest, imprison and even kill us. If you think Im being over the top you simply don't know history.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4h

Johnson: "We call it the Hate America Rally that will happen Saturday. Let's see who shows up for that. I bet you you'll see Hamas supporters, I bet you'll see antifa types, I bet you'll see Marxists on full display, people who don't want to stand and defend the foundational truths of this republic"

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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 3h

Speaker Mike Johnson's goal with telling MAGA base that the No Kings rally is a Hate America rally and that it's filled with Antifa terrorists is to incite violence against the rally. He knows MAGA will commit violence. Then Trump can call out the military on Democrats to silence dissent.

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2h

The plaque honoring the law enforcement officers who responded to the January 6, 2021, attack on the U.S. Capitol, which was commissioned by Congress in 2022, remains in storage. Mike Johnson has refused to place it on the wall, as was intended. That "deed" speaks pretty loudly.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4h

Mike Johnson: "We've always stood with Capitol police and law enforcement. We've shown that in word and deed."

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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 1d

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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 1d

Trump hates his vag neck

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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 21h

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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 4h

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The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @theastutegaloot.bsky.social · 2h

“TIME KAMPF”

H/t: @tomadelsbach.bsky.social

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EWoolfolk @wonderful1.bsky.social · 2h

Every damn one of them are in the files!
The felon, his family, his friends, Moses, Republican congressman
#ReleaseTheFiles
Prove US wrong!

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cass @bluesugar322.bsky.social · 3d

So my fellow New Jersey folk… you have a choice Trump or Sherrill? What’s it gonna be? Furthermore, if that shitbag is elected, my home goes up for sale and I am moving to a blue state!

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EWoolfolk @wonderful1.bsky.social · 2h

Old Pu**y neck

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cass @bluesugar322.bsky.social · 2h

wait,,, i am nauseated

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