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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · May 5
It turns out, that he indeed, does not love Hispanics.
Picture of Trump, laboring to breathe, about ready to dive into a taco bowl while proclaiming to love Hispanics. In the open draw behind him is several packages of Sudafed that he crushes and snorts. I also assume he is filling his diaper while the picture is being taken which is why he is smiling.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 2m
A little from column A and a little from column B.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 6m
a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting at a desk in an office
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting at a desk in an office
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 6m
I guess he wanted another reason to go back to Barcelona. 🤷‍♂️
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 27m
What kind of self esteem do you have if you are dating kash patel?
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 29m
Heretic Coffee in Portland is doing the same thing. Love to see it.

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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 31m
Absolutely. The scale of it all. It boggles the mind. I recommend to anyone going to Barcelona to take the tour.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 47m
I’m not religious and I think it is silly to have such monuments built for sky gods but if you ever get the chance to see it, it’s absolutely breath taking.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 1h
I am too just thinking about.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 2h
That is a hellva middle name he’s got there.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 2h
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krisjay.bsky.social Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 2h
Or maybe he could help pass some legislation that helps folks so they don’t need SNAP. Just spitballing here. 🤷‍♂️
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 2h
Or don’t know how to read.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 2h
I’m a jackfruit man myself.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 2h
Or maybe he could help pass some legislation that helps folks so they don’t need SNAP. Just spitballing here. 🤷‍♂️
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 2h
😂
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 2h
Don’t know a lot about crypto but what I do know is all of the worst folks are all in on it so the says it all for me.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 3h
Are we sure that’s a belly button?
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 3h
In search of road kill for the health sec?
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 3h
In JD’s defense, he is a prolapsed anus in human form.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 3h
Worked at a shitty call center in college. Woman took her shoes off after taking a walk one hot summer day on her break. I shit you not, she cleared a 25,000 sq/ft building in 5 minutes.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 4h
Will be written. Jeez.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 4h
Angrily worded letters with be written.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 4h
Duck and cover.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 4h
Shart of the Deal

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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 4h
Shart of the Deal.
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Kris @krisjay.bsky.social · 5h
Maybe someone so emotional shouldn’t be in a leadership position. 🤷‍♂️
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