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ArmenianAbs aka Mark
@armenianabs.bsky.social
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Sarcasm and hilarity, just ahead. Just enjoying the rollercoaster ride. Liberal AF. My dream is to become the next Weird Al Yankovic. I look like a shorter, sexier version of Rasputin.
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · Nov 13
Me leaving Twitter for Bluesky….
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 26m
I got in my car to go to Home Depot today, but I ended up at Target...Happy Columbus Day!
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 17h
Like many of you, I get Andy Ngo and Cam Higby confused with one another.

Here’s a smart way to remember who’s who.

Andy LOVES milkshakes.

Cam LOVES Bear mace.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.bsky.social · 1d
Liberal men of bluesky - stop going to bars to meet women and start going to Target. The M/F ratio is way better and women are already there looking for things they don’t need but want.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 18h
A reminder that I have "Arkham" embedded in my name.

(not that there's anything wrong with that...)
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Progressive-Man @progressive-man.bsky.social · 18h
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 1d
Fucking a dog counts?
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 1d
You don’t know how to diet.
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 2d
I just looked at my penis…I’m autistic.
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 2d
I’m now heavily invested in the inflatable costume sector.

I’m gonna be rich.
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 2d
Wow! The Dow Jones is dropping as quickly as the Orange Twat’s approval rating!
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 2d
Bad Bunny should do a Spanish cover of “Won’t Back Down”.
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ArmenianAbs aka Mark @armenianabs.bsky.social · 2d
Make Qatar Great Again?
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Martin Kloppers @cellotaur.bsky.social · 3d
They were running in different categories.
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