Detox Poncho
@detoxponcho.bsky.social
Word nerd, grammar aficionado, Oxford comma fan. Foul-mouthed Gen-X snarkologist. Devout atheist. All views and spews my own. She/her/Beth/bitch
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Detox Poncho
@detoxponcho.bsky.social
· Dec 19
Taurus: Your future is a mystery. A mystery wrapped in a wine stained bathrobe and ennui.
Nailed it. 🎯
Watching Stand by Me for the first time since maybe I originally saw it and holy crap—the pudgy kid Vern is Jerry O’Connell?! 😱
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Watching Stand by Me for the first time since maybe I originally saw it and holy crap—the pudgy kid Vern is Jerry O’Connell?! 😱
This is fucking frightening.
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
This is fucking frightening.
Somehow, this *is* comforting. Thanks, Noel!
I have no words of comfort to offer a weary nation so I will just share that a former sex worker I know who was paid to have sex with Donald Trump said his ‘d*ck looked like a small mushroom that a dog had chewed on’.
December 16, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Somehow, this *is* comforting. Thanks, Noel!
I'm not crying, you're crying. ❤️💔
December 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I'm not crying, you're crying. ❤️💔
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I shared a little story on the wonderful Rob Reiner. Please consider taking a coment to read it ❤️
“Adam Parkhomenko, a longtime Democratic operative, met legendary director Rob Reiner the way much of Washington and Hollywood interacts these days: online.”
“Adam Parkhomenko, a longtime Democratic operative, met legendary director Rob Reiner the way much of Washington and Hollywood interacts these days: online.”
thehill.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I shared a little story on the wonderful Rob Reiner. Please consider taking a coment to read it ❤️
“Adam Parkhomenko, a longtime Democratic operative, met legendary director Rob Reiner the way much of Washington and Hollywood interacts these days: online.”
“Adam Parkhomenko, a longtime Democratic operative, met legendary director Rob Reiner the way much of Washington and Hollywood interacts these days: online.”
Know where your food comes from.
These Ventura County farm workers are part of a weeding crew. The leek fields have just been planted and workers are hoeing to remove weeds. This is critical as leeks grow slowly at the start and cannot compete with fast-growing weeds for light, water, and nutrients. #WeFeedYou
December 15, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Know where your food comes from.
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Stay blessed Ursuline!
“Ursuline…get yo ass off my porch” 😂😂🤣
December 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Stay blessed Ursuline!
This this this! 👇🏼
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This this this! 👇🏼
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Jasmine Crockett sets the record straight on Israel and Gaza.
She says the social media attacks are twisting her record to make it sound blindly pro-Israel and anti-Gaza—not the case.
Listen to the facts.
1/2
She says the social media attacks are twisting her record to make it sound blindly pro-Israel and anti-Gaza—not the case.
Listen to the facts.
1/2
December 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Jasmine Crockett sets the record straight on Israel and Gaza.
She says the social media attacks are twisting her record to make it sound blindly pro-Israel and anti-Gaza—not the case.
Listen to the facts.
1/2
She says the social media attacks are twisting her record to make it sound blindly pro-Israel and anti-Gaza—not the case.
Listen to the facts.
1/2
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Thread of facts re: LAPD/Reiners press conference, why answers may seem evasive or non-responsive:
Okay, so to parse some of this out:
1) if there were additional family members living in the residence they need to obtain a search warrant to do any type of investigation in the residence. This is because although family can give consent they can withdraw that consent at any time.
1) if there were additional family members living in the residence they need to obtain a search warrant to do any type of investigation in the residence. This is because although family can give consent they can withdraw that consent at any time.
That LAPD press conference on Rob Reiner was absolutely bizarre.
December 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Thread of facts re: LAPD/Reiners press conference, why answers may seem evasive or non-responsive:
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If someone in your life, including you, needs help with mental illness, here are some resources. 💔
www.nami.org
www.nami.org
Homepage
NAMI is the National Alliance on Mental Illness, the nation’s largest grassroots mental health organization dedicated to building better lives for the millions of Americans affected by mental illness.
www.nami.org
December 15, 2025 at 4:35 AM
If someone in your life, including you, needs help with mental illness, here are some resources. 💔
www.nami.org
www.nami.org
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Jen and I are heartbroken by the tragic loss of Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Jen and I are heartbroken by the tragic loss of Rob Reiner and Michele Singer Reiner.
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A lifetime of "thoughts & prayers" have done JACK-SQUAT to reduce or eliminate gun violence. We need to do MORE.
It is the GUNS.
#SadButTRUE 💔
It is the GUNS.
#SadButTRUE 💔
December 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
A lifetime of "thoughts & prayers" have done JACK-SQUAT to reduce or eliminate gun violence. We need to do MORE.
It is the GUNS.
#SadButTRUE 💔
It is the GUNS.
#SadButTRUE 💔
🤭
Sorry guys, I know I’ve been quiet this week, but I’ve been recovering from shaking too many hands
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
🤭
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@theweekendmsnow.bsky.social
When, if ever, do reporters start asking House and Senate members about the BRIBES they're taking from the gun lobby? The data is readily available. This is not rocket science.
www.opensecrets.org/industries/s...
When, if ever, do reporters start asking House and Senate members about the BRIBES they're taking from the gun lobby? The data is readily available. This is not rocket science.
www.opensecrets.org/industries/s...
Gun Rights Recipients
See aggregated party breakdowns and incumbency status of recipients of contributions from Gun Rights industries/interest groups for every election cycle from 1998 to 2024.
www.opensecrets.org
December 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
@theweekendmsnow.bsky.social
When, if ever, do reporters start asking House and Senate members about the BRIBES they're taking from the gun lobby? The data is readily available. This is not rocket science.
www.opensecrets.org/industries/s...
When, if ever, do reporters start asking House and Senate members about the BRIBES they're taking from the gun lobby? The data is readily available. This is not rocket science.
www.opensecrets.org/industries/s...
Know where your food comes from.
"Ian" is pruning grapevines in Fresno CA. "I earn $45/row. It takes me 4 hrs to prune it. It's hard on my body. My neck hurts from looking up, my arms hurt from the heavy shears & my legs ache from trudging through the mud. We can't meet expenses at this time of year." #WeFeedYou
December 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Know where your food comes from.
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December 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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Another important Sunday lesson courtesy of Eddie Smith.
⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️
🧵 It was referred to as a "disturbance", or a "crisis" but it was a race riot. It occurred in August 1957 and centered on the arrival of the first Black-American family to move into Levittown, PA. (cont)
#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
#Voices4Victory
🧵 It was referred to as a "disturbance", or a "crisis" but it was a race riot. It occurred in August 1957 and centered on the arrival of the first Black-American family to move into Levittown, PA. (cont)
#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
#Voices4Victory
December 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Another important Sunday lesson courtesy of Eddie Smith.
Post a book quote that you love. #bookskybook #bookchallenge #writers #authors #readers #booklovers
“Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it.”
~ John Berendt, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
“Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it.”
~ John Berendt, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Post a book quote that you love. #bookskybook #bookchallenge #writers #authors #readers #booklovers
“Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it.”
~ John Berendt, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
“Two tears in a bucket, motherfuck it.”
~ John Berendt, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
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ICE out of Home Depot!! - San Diego
December 14, 2025 at 12:31 PM
ICE out of Home Depot!! - San Diego