Detox Poncho
@detoxponcho.bsky.social
Word nerd, grammar aficionado, Oxford comma fan. Foul-mouthed Gen-X snarkologist. Devout atheist. All views and spews my own. She/her/Beth/bitch
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Detox Poncho
@detoxponcho.bsky.social
· Dec 19
Taurus: Your future is a mystery. A mystery wrapped in a wine stained bathrobe and ennui.
Nailed it. 🎯
I love this for this douchebag! And by a guy wearing pink gloves, no less. 👏🏼
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I love this for this douchebag! And by a guy wearing pink gloves, no less. 👏🏼
A fun 🧵 on house music by Eddie Smith, who always brings it. 💃🏼 🕺
⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️
🧵 *From Pride Month 2024* (on X)
Have you heard of David Mancuso, Larry Levan or Mel Cheren? Probably not, but these three unsung legends laid the groundwork for the club music/house that you hear today.
It started in my hometown, NYC.
Let's get started!💃🕺🏾 (cont)
🧵 *From Pride Month 2024* (on X)
Have you heard of David Mancuso, Larry Levan or Mel Cheren? Probably not, but these three unsung legends laid the groundwork for the club music/house that you hear today.
It started in my hometown, NYC.
Let's get started!💃🕺🏾 (cont)
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A fun 🧵 on house music by Eddie Smith, who always brings it. 💃🏼 🕺
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Just finished some of my Christmas decorating and wanted to share
December 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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@mbbrownsf.bsky.social I hope you have power and heat! Just saw the outage in SF is now at 130k!
December 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
@mbbrownsf.bsky.social I hope you have power and heat! Just saw the outage in SF is now at 130k!
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December 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Don’t let Derek Guy see this. 🙀
She was booed off the stage at her own town hall twice, stripped of her committee assignments, and dumped by Trump for the UN post. Elise held on, until her tailor told her it was time to hang it up.
December 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Don’t let Derek Guy see this. 🙀
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The ‘deck’ in “Deck the Halls” means “to decorate.”
But, it is not related or a shortening of ‘decorate.’
It comes from the Dutch word meaning “to cover.”
You also use it when you’re all “decked out.”
But, it is not related or a shortening of ‘decorate.’
It comes from the Dutch word meaning “to cover.”
You also use it when you’re all “decked out.”
December 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The ‘deck’ in “Deck the Halls” means “to decorate.”
But, it is not related or a shortening of ‘decorate.’
It comes from the Dutch word meaning “to cover.”
You also use it when you’re all “decked out.”
But, it is not related or a shortening of ‘decorate.’
It comes from the Dutch word meaning “to cover.”
You also use it when you’re all “decked out.”
December 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Just setting up the nativity scene for Christmas
December 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Just setting up the nativity scene for Christmas
This is a proper 🍸— so full you have to lean into it to sip before you pick it up. @snootyvonb.bsky.social #CascalMtView
December 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is a proper 🍸— so full you have to lean into it to sip before you pick it up. @snootyvonb.bsky.social #CascalMtView
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1. BREAKING
Congressman Ro Khanna — who co-authored the Epstein bill with Congressman Thomas Massie — says the Trump Department of Justice’s Epstein files release today DOES NOT comply with federal law.
Congressman Ro Khanna — who co-authored the Epstein bill with Congressman Thomas Massie — says the Trump Department of Justice’s Epstein files release today DOES NOT comply with federal law.
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
1. BREAKING
Congressman Ro Khanna — who co-authored the Epstein bill with Congressman Thomas Massie — says the Trump Department of Justice’s Epstein files release today DOES NOT comply with federal law.
Congressman Ro Khanna — who co-authored the Epstein bill with Congressman Thomas Massie — says the Trump Department of Justice’s Epstein files release today DOES NOT comply with federal law.
Count me in!
Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!
December 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Count me in!
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Khanna: "The law clearly required all unclassified information being released today. They obviously have not complied with that law. They claim it's because it was only a few weeks -- well they've known about this for months."
December 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Khanna: "The law clearly required all unclassified information being released today. They obviously have not complied with that law. They claim it's because it was only a few weeks -- well they've known about this for months."
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DOJ and FBI before releasing the files
a man is cleaning a wall with a brush .
ALT: a man is cleaning a wall with a brush .
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
DOJ and FBI before releasing the files
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Just tried to search for Trump’s name in the Epstein files library on the DOJ’s website. You’ll be *shocked* to learn that there’s no mention of him whatsoever!
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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If you zoom in it reads “The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.”
December 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If you zoom in it reads “The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.”
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In the spirit of accuracy
December 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In the spirit of accuracy
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The American people do not want another endless war. Demand that your senators vote YES on the War Powers Resolutions to stop Trump’s march to war with Venezuela: act.indivisible.org/sign/tell-co...
December 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
The American people do not want another endless war. Demand that your senators vote YES on the War Powers Resolutions to stop Trump’s march to war with Venezuela: act.indivisible.org/sign/tell-co...
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Hey guys!
I’ve got some cool t-shirts over at flammabletees.com that you might like!
Check ‘em out! Thank you for your support!
I’ve got some cool t-shirts over at flammabletees.com that you might like!
Check ‘em out! Thank you for your support!
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flammabletees.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hey guys!
I’ve got some cool t-shirts over at flammabletees.com that you might like!
Check ‘em out! Thank you for your support!
I’ve got some cool t-shirts over at flammabletees.com that you might like!
Check ‘em out! Thank you for your support!
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‘Don’s Best Friend’: How Epstein and Trump Bonded Over the Pursuit of Women www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
The president of the United States
The president of the United States
‘Don’s Best Friend’: How Epstein and Trump Bonded Over the Pursuit of Women
www.nytimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
‘Don’s Best Friend’: How Epstein and Trump Bonded Over the Pursuit of Women www.nytimes.com/2025/12/18/u...
The president of the United States
The president of the United States
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A significant portion of content these like-minded billionaires pump into the ether is about how George Soros, college professors, public school teachers, and journalists are supposedly colluding to brainwash you.
The 6 richest men in the world are all Trump allies.
They control your algorithms and data on X, TikTok, Twitch, Instagram, Facebook, WhatsApp, Threads, and YouTube.
Just in case you’re wondering why more isn’t done to stop right-wing bots and misinformation on social media.
They control your algorithms and data on X, TikTok, Twitch, Instagram, Facebook, WhatsApp, Threads, and YouTube.
Just in case you’re wondering why more isn’t done to stop right-wing bots and misinformation on social media.
December 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A significant portion of content these like-minded billionaires pump into the ether is about how George Soros, college professors, public school teachers, and journalists are supposedly colluding to brainwash you.
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December 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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💜 this!
December 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
💜 this!
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December 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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