Detox Poncho
@detoxponcho.bsky.social
Word nerd, grammar aficionado, Oxford comma fan. Foul-mouthed Gen-X snarkologist. Devout atheist. All views and spews my own. She/her/Beth/bitch
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That was a gut-punch. 💔
November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
That was a gut-punch. 💔
The whole shebang.
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The whole shebang.
Still one of the best fake ads on SNL ever.
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Still one of the best fake ads on SNL ever.
And hopefully our next governor!
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
And hopefully our next governor!
I will love this clip In perpetuity.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I will love this clip In perpetuity.
I don’t think that’s an official bio. He’s pretty open with the fact that he’s super short. You’re in FL so you don’t get treated to the fun of Vern doing the sports report. He’s kind of a Bay Area gem.
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I don’t think that’s an official bio. He’s pretty open with the fact that he’s super short. You’re in FL so you don’t get treated to the fun of Vern doing the sports report. He’s kind of a Bay Area gem.
So clearly wrong! Maybe 5’ 1”!
I’m a huge Valkyries fan and every game he did the pre- post-game stuff, standing near the ladies who played and he’s tiny.
I’m a huge Valkyries fan and every game he did the pre- post-game stuff, standing near the ladies who played and he’s tiny.
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
So clearly wrong! Maybe 5’ 1”!
I’m a huge Valkyries fan and every game he did the pre- post-game stuff, standing near the ladies who played and he’s tiny.
I’m a huge Valkyries fan and every game he did the pre- post-game stuff, standing near the ladies who played and he’s tiny.
Every time I watch something with Vern my dad will say, “that person is so short.” And my answer is always that they have Vern on a box. Always.
November 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Every time I watch something with Vern my dad will say, “that person is so short.” And my answer is always that they have Vern on a box. Always.
Also, imma remember Half Buck for the rest of my life. Props to your dad.
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Also, imma remember Half Buck for the rest of my life. Props to your dad.
So he found a woman who is shorter than him? Like, he’s Vern Glenn short.
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
So he found a woman who is shorter than him? Like, he’s Vern Glenn short.
I used that on my WWF profile and I can’t count the amount of loser dudes who texted me to say they loved my hair. 😱
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I used that on my WWF profile and I can’t count the amount of loser dudes who texted me to say they loved my hair. 😱
Joe Buck is married? I landed on the wrong fucking timeline.
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Joe Buck is married? I landed on the wrong fucking timeline.
Wait, he’s tryin’ to get thin? That’s not working. Maybe he should try the Weigh Down.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Wait, he’s tryin’ to get thin? That’s not working. Maybe he should try the Weigh Down.
I have an instant reflex (reflux) to his voice but the purple tie and the ill-fitting jacket? I wanted to murder him.
November 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I have an instant reflex (reflux) to his voice but the purple tie and the ill-fitting jacket? I wanted to murder him.
OMG. I didn’t realize he was a Nepo baby.
When I lived in L.A. we used to mute the tv and turn on the radio so we could hear Chick Hearn narrate the Lakers games. I wish we had that option now.
When I lived in L.A. we used to mute the tv and turn on the radio so we could hear Chick Hearn narrate the Lakers games. I wish we had that option now.
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
OMG. I didn’t realize he was a Nepo baby.
When I lived in L.A. we used to mute the tv and turn on the radio so we could hear Chick Hearn narrate the Lakers games. I wish we had that option now.
When I lived in L.A. we used to mute the tv and turn on the radio so we could hear Chick Hearn narrate the Lakers games. I wish we had that option now.
Like, I get that he’s finding his groove again but dammit!
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Like, I get that he’s finding his groove again but dammit!
Like, how do her eyes stay open?
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Like, how do her eyes stay open?
I just spit on my phone. 😂😹 If only you could make that happen.
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I just spit on my phone. 😂😹 If only you could make that happen.
Not sure my favorite part: him knocked to the ground and handcuffed or him in the back of the police cruiser crying. But I think it rises above Jeff Clark in his underoos while a search warrant is executed. 🤷🏼♀️ #PoliticalKink
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Not sure my favorite part: him knocked to the ground and handcuffed or him in the back of the police cruiser crying. But I think it rises above Jeff Clark in his underoos while a search warrant is executed. 🤷🏼♀️ #PoliticalKink