Detox Poncho
@detoxponcho.bsky.social
Word nerd, grammar aficionado, Oxford comma fan. Foul-mouthed Gen-X snarkologist. Devout atheist. All views and spews my own. She/her/Beth/bitch
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Detox Poncho
@detoxponcho.bsky.social
· Dec 19
Taurus: Your future is a mystery. A mystery wrapped in a wine stained bathrobe and ennui.
Nailed it. 🎯
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Amazon, you’re next. Learn more at WeAintBuyingIt.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Amazon, you’re next. Learn more at WeAintBuyingIt.com
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On December 4, 2007, in the Usenet group “Friends of the Friendless,” someone wrote:
“Happy Friendsgiving Y’all!”
And that is the first recorded use of ‘Friendsgiving’ in print.
“Happy Friendsgiving Y’all!”
And that is the first recorded use of ‘Friendsgiving’ in print.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
On December 4, 2007, in the Usenet group “Friends of the Friendless,” someone wrote:
“Happy Friendsgiving Y’all!”
And that is the first recorded use of ‘Friendsgiving’ in print.
“Happy Friendsgiving Y’all!”
And that is the first recorded use of ‘Friendsgiving’ in print.
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ICE is scrambling to remove detainees as Rep. Lauren Underwood criticizes the inhumane conditions. “The treatment of immigrants and U.S. citizens here is unacceptable,” Underwood stated.
Broadview, Illinois
Broadview, Illinois
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
ICE is scrambling to remove detainees as Rep. Lauren Underwood criticizes the inhumane conditions. “The treatment of immigrants and U.S. citizens here is unacceptable,” Underwood stated.
Broadview, Illinois
Broadview, Illinois
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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MTG resigns from Congress because of death threats and mean comments from MAGA.
Is she new here?
Is she new here?
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
MTG resigns from Congress because of death threats and mean comments from MAGA.
Is she new here?
Is she new here?
I rather enjoyed this! 🥂
Elise Stefanik was booed off stage by her own voters during her speech.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I rather enjoyed this! 🥂
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"Claiming to be the victim of the very violence she espoused doesn’t make her a hero. It doesn’t make her sympathetic. It’s called consequences and not enough people in political office have experienced them."
www.ms.now/opinion/msnb...
www.ms.now/opinion/msnb...
You don't have to forgive Marjorie Taylor Greene
Opposing a sex trafficking ring is truly a case of clearing the lowest bar.
www.ms.now
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
"Claiming to be the victim of the very violence she espoused doesn’t make her a hero. It doesn’t make her sympathetic. It’s called consequences and not enough people in political office have experienced them."
www.ms.now/opinion/msnb...
www.ms.now/opinion/msnb...
This *should* be blowing up the internets right now! WTF? And which idiot son? Uday, Qusey, or Slenderman?
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
This *should* be blowing up the internets right now! WTF? And which idiot son? Uday, Qusey, or Slenderman?
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It's tough out there for artists! Please consider shopping our Goods this Holiday season. Like my one-of-a-kind Jackets!
🪡🧵
New Jacket Mama jackets are available on the website, below (W 4-10, some M):
www.lisacatara.com/jacket-mama
🌲🌲🌲
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Unique holiday gifts from a SMALL BUSINESS owner.
🪡🧵
It's tough out there for artists! Please consider shopping our Goods this Holiday season. Like my one-of-a-kind Jackets!
🪡🧵
New Jacket Mama jackets are available on the website, below (W 4-10, some M):
www.lisacatara.com/jacket-mama
🌲🌲🌲
🪡🧵
It's tough out there for artists! Please consider shopping our Goods this Holiday season. Like my one-of-a-kind Jackets!
🪡🧵
New Jacket Mama jackets are available on the website, below (W 4-10, some M):
www.lisacatara.com/jacket-mama
🌲🌲🌲
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MTG: “I ain’t doing nothin’ now that I’m retired. Except running for president in 2028.”
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
🤭
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"Raul" is working in the sweet potatoes in Merced County. "It’s very tiring. I need to be up at 2:30am to get to work at 3:30. My wife & I leave our kids with a babysitter and rushed to the fields. But it's important we do the work as it feeds our family." #WeFeedYou
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"Raul" is working in the sweet potatoes in Merced County. "It’s very tiring. I need to be up at 2:30am to get to work at 3:30. My wife & I leave our kids with a babysitter and rushed to the fields. But it's important we do the work as it feeds our family." #WeFeedYou
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this is the way
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
this is the way
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😻
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
😻
“You’re my wonder waaahll”
🎶”I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo… what the hell am I doin’ heeere. I don’t belong here.”🎶
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
“You’re my wonder waaahll”
I love a good train wreck so yeah, I read it.
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
I love a good train wreck so yeah, I read it.
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Good night, Bluesky!
Sunset over the Olympics as a Washington State ferry approaches Bremerton on Sinclair Inlet
Sunset over the Olympics as a Washington State ferry approaches Bremerton on Sinclair Inlet
November 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Good night, Bluesky!
Sunset over the Olympics as a Washington State ferry approaches Bremerton on Sinclair Inlet
Sunset over the Olympics as a Washington State ferry approaches Bremerton on Sinclair Inlet
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Pass it on.
Jesus fucking Christ.
A video captured of Maria a Street Vendor reunited with her
Autistic 15 yr old son after he was wrongfully detained for 50 days.
Autistic 15 yr old son after he was wrongfully detained for 50 days.
November 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Pass it on.
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Twilight, Pacific time 🌙
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Twilight, Pacific time 🌙
Jesus fucking Christ.
A video captured of Maria a Street Vendor reunited with her
Autistic 15 yr old son after he was wrongfully detained for 50 days.
Autistic 15 yr old son after he was wrongfully detained for 50 days.
November 23, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Jesus fucking Christ.
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Sunset, Monterey Bay 🌅
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Sunset, Monterey Bay 🌅
😂💀
Karoline Leavitt lies about everything including her identity because I know that bitch is really Jonbenet Ramsey.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
😂💀
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Twilight, San Lorenzo River.
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Twilight, San Lorenzo River.