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@moom.bsky.social
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Send all hate mail here. Formally a Blaseball Lifeguard They/Them Profile Pic by my friend Garlic #TeamKnife
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Only took 3 months but here is another one. I'm learning!
Miniature of an eye patched rogue holding a knife
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Every time a new Ace Combat thing is announced I am reminded of my only good forum post.
Forum post with two images. Top image shows an F-4 shooting down a bomber aircraft. The second image is a close up of a part of the rear of the plane that looks like a little guys face. Post caption reads: TFW you love to fly these planes and remember these are real life weapons and the human cost of war is [beyond] anything you could ever fathom.
December 12, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Me to friends who are fans of the Mets.
Discord post: I'm sorry for your loss but this rules for me personally
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Was reminded of these extremely horny paintings that were in a conference room of a hotel I stayed at in 2021.
Painting of a shirtless young man with chiseled and holding a large snake next to a pool in the desert. At the man's feet is a woman in a black dress laying down with a worried face. A painting of a woman on a horse spinning a lasso. At the bottom of the painting is a shirtless man laying down wearing only a pair of jeans, a cowboy hat and a bandana around his mouth. In the background is a giant rock formation in the desert. A painting of a man lighting a cigarette wearing an unbuttoned shirt. He is standing in a luxurious room with massive windows revealing a snowy mountain scene behind him. At his feet is a woman, laying down wearing only a red bikini.
November 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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When baseball 2 is invented this will be what home plate looks like
The logo of Homestuck which is shaped like a house
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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My thoughts immediately after the game.
Text: Honestly really bummed out by that loss but then I remembered that Ronald Regan is dead and I started to feel better.
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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and good night Thursday
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt. - Tweeted by Mike ginn @shutupmikeginn Nov 20, 2013
August 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Another completed mini.
Miniature of a guard with a polearm
August 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Here is my latest figure. By far the easier I've done but arguably the one I've learned the most from.
Painted miniature of robes figure raising their hands
August 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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One of the projects my office is doing this year is building a workshop to teach young adults how to hold a conversation and the bare minimum is literally "How about that weather?"
Man on twitter naming a massive list of authors and philosophers and calling them "the bare minimum for holding a conversation"
August 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I needed this today
Sports Center image "Mets Meltdown"
August 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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dril tweet from February 15, 2017 reads "issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them""
August 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Forgot to share my latest minis. I attempted to paint lips on the barmaid and it was a resounding failure. next time.
Miniature of a barmaid Miniature of a dancer
July 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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After I realized I was non-binary I realized I really wanted to get spikes in my helix. I initially got them pierced but got in an accident just before I was able to switch to spikes and had to let my ear heal again. Now I finally got the spikes I wanted & they make me feel so euphoric y'all.
Image of someones ear which has piercings. One bead stuff in the lobe and two spikes in their helix.
July 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Every time I listen to the chemical workers song I have to remind myself that this was not performed by a young Gabe Newell
June 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Second one done.
Miniature of a woman with a spear.
June 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Second one done.
Miniature of a woman with a spear.
June 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Here is my first fully painted miniature without explicit guidance. Learned a lot.
A painted miniature of a spearman with a buckler. They do not have eyes because I am not at that level yet
May 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Henceforth, you will be my children.
April 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Aw fuck, here we go again
April 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Love to drink from the big cup
A big red cup.
April 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Found while walking around town
A black and white mask attached to the side of a highway overpass.
April 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Cubs mascot looks like he got kicked out of school for selling weed at frat parties.
April 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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The most interesting detail is genuinely the tiles and that's still mid
The Capitol Done appears inside the Block W, flanked by the city's world-famous cheery blossoms. The tiled background celebrates architecture like the Capitol Rotunda, Library of Congress & Metro stations. The mosaic detailing in the pants and sleeves represents the diverse makeup of Washington, DC, and how it's residents come together to form a beautiful cohesive work of art. The interlocking DC receives a special 3D treatment in reference to the Block W worn by the 1956 Washington Senators. The 3D effect also appears on the back Jersey number.
March 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM