Dave, Second Dude Under Heaven
@sasuraiger.bsky.social
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Dave! Writer, blogger. Fighting games, anime,suparobo. Riichi mahjong champion. Makes @Kawaiikochans.bsky.social. Solar wind. ko-fi.com/sasuraiger gamesoftrobo.ghost.io
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sasuraiger.bsky.social
if you read the quotes on that worst game you've finished post, it's alarming how many people don't know they've never played a bad video game
sasuraiger.bsky.social
this character's running joke is that she keeps ending up in b-movie scenarios so of course her finisher is Sharknado
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And here’s Meg’s Super Skybound Art, Heavy Sharklone, including cinematic finish and unique win pose. Enjoy! #GBVSR
sasuraiger.bsky.social
gave all my flowers to the dog and threw all the eggs at that bitch fang yi'ai. charging people for more votes is an amazing way to get money out of your most deranged customers. it WOULD be unethical, if the person who pays $100 to stuff a ballot box for a prince didn't completely deserve it
sasuraiger.bsky.social
by the same token i cannot say why the final stretch of this game is relevant to my fellow fighting game enthusiasts, but they'll know when they get there
sasuraiger.bsky.social
relatedly the section of the game i just finished was quite narratively brilliant in a way i cannot describe without spoiling
sasuraiger.bsky.social
is it still "drawn and quartered" when they do it with five horses. it is drawn and quinted? road of empress is the only game to tackle these issues but it gives no satisfying answer
sasuraiger.bsky.social
But the uradora of doom rolls in, raising my hand value from 2900 (error in last post) to 3900 + 1000 + 900 = 5800, totally busting my opponent and ending the game, leaving me tragically 100 points behind 2nd place. A case in which being "lucky" was the opposite.
sasuraiger.bsky.social
(see yellow arrow on the left) So I have to take this winning 5m. I'm in riichi, left player has high value tiles visible and my hand is only worth 2000 (riichi pinfu). But I *really* need to not hit an ura dora because that will bust left player, and end game with me in third. But I have to take it
sasuraiger.bsky.social
it's likely that i've finished and forgotten much worse games, but time and eternity is my kusoge white whale. my heart wants to plug in the ps3 and beat it some day, but my hands and my brain are like "fuck no the fuck you want from me"
sasuraiger.bsky.social
likely home alone on the snes, but in the bad game realm that's not THAT terrible, just mediocre. i tried to finish beyond: two souls, and by the end it became "just to say i did", but it was so bad it defeated me
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What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
sasuraiger.bsky.social
Dr steve brule edit about the osmanthus soup
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look! consequences!! people still care about this stuff no matter how much the oligarchs try to tell us its a brave new racist world
sasuraiger.bsky.social
i didn't know the artist but this comic makes it very clear what they're into and it's big strong gals (it's shonen sunday and every chapter says THIS MANGA IS A HUGE HIT on the first page so they def hit it big)
sasuraiger.bsky.social
re the nazi young republicans; yep, those are 00s channer millenials alright
sasuraiger.bsky.social
you can't fool me, that's maximum spider (from kagurai)
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gooberzilla.bsky.social
Spooky Season, Night 16. Called another audible and watched Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000) on Blu-ray. This film gets better and I notice additional little details with each new viewing. As I've said elsewhere, for all its sci-fi / horror trappings, it has a strong emotional core.
⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️/⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
sasuraiger.bsky.social
anyway here's hatsune miku on a hoverboard. if you pick hatsune miku she sings all the menu music herself
sasuraiger.bsky.social
got sonic racing. absolutely delighted to tell you all that video games are, and always were, actually good the whole time
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
while 'young republicans are literal nazis' is well known to folks here, the extent of it is surprisingly not that commonly known even in media and analyst circles, let alone normal people.
jamellebouie.net
a real water is wet scenario here
carlquintanilla.bsky.social
POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
sasuraiger.bsky.social
It’s fine. It’s osmanthus soup. You’re gonna feel good. Just osmanthus soup. Great for the skin. Guards. Guards help her with this osmanthus soup. It’s fine.
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fakeeyes.bsky.social
“When I did the first Muppet Movie poster, Jim Henson told me that I painted his characters exactly the way he feels about them.”

-Drew Struzan
Muppet Movie poster that I printed up and hung at work a while back. It’s beautiful.
sasuraiger.bsky.social
mcds monopoly is easier than most mobile games and i've also stocked a couple free lunches from it. the standard is raised, cygames, you gotta start feeding me
sasuraiger.bsky.social
i recommend looking up jp tournaments of the game to see what it was "supposed" to be... but even so it's way too heavy for a casual RPG fan crowd. i think mmo raiders might have liked it, if it had worked