Paul Chapman
@gooberzilla.bsky.social
Who are you people? Seriously, what is this place? (He/him)
Pinned
Paul Chapman
@gooberzilla.bsky.social
· Jan 25
A note for my new followers: my timeline is mostly full of jokes, retweeted artwork, and other opinions. I don't generally talk about politics on my main feed, as people tend to take it as an invitation to argue with me, but I do reply to the threads of like minded people to express my support.
It's December, and we're ready to rock out with the undead as @whydoisay.bsky.social and I review The Return of the Living Dead (1985) on the Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast:
“Do You Wanna Paaar-teh?”
Hold on to your headstones, because The Return of the Living Dead (1985) is the Greatest Movie EVER! Click on the movie poster or the title above to download our review of the film, featuring Jerem…
gmepodcast.com
December 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
It's December, and we're ready to rock out with the undead as @whydoisay.bsky.social and I review The Return of the Living Dead (1985) on the Greatest Movie EVER! Podcast:
Reposted by Paul Chapman
Like, I love movies and I'm probably on the spectrum, but I don't need a parade of videos asking overly-literal questions about works of fiction as if they were history. Why didn't they throw the Ring in the sea? Fuck you, that's why. Do you want Fish Sauron? Because this is how we get Fish Sauron.
October 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Like, I love movies and I'm probably on the spectrum, but I don't need a parade of videos asking overly-literal questions about works of fiction as if they were history. Why didn't they throw the Ring in the sea? Fuck you, that's why. Do you want Fish Sauron? Because this is how we get Fish Sauron.
Reposted by Paul Chapman
oomfies come in all sizes, some are smol and some are tiny
December 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
oomfies come in all sizes, some are smol and some are tiny
Reposted by Paul Chapman
Yes
did David Lynch ever find that highway
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Yes
Reposted by Paul Chapman
Reposted by Paul Chapman
Under Cover of Night
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Under Cover of Night
Reposted by Paul Chapman
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
Reposted by Paul Chapman
"no, mom, no, saying yabba dabba do doesn't give him superpowers, it's just how he expresses enthusiasm. no, he's just a regular caveman. where are you hearing this stuff?"
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"no, mom, no, saying yabba dabba do doesn't give him superpowers, it's just how he expresses enthusiasm. no, he's just a regular caveman. where are you hearing this stuff?"
Reposted by Paul Chapman
the seven magic words that every woman wants to hear
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
the seven magic words that every woman wants to hear
Reposted by Paul Chapman
Internet is taken care of and won't be an issue for the foreseeable future, but I so still need to renew my domain name, plus I need to get rent and my electricity paid, and God only knows what's going to happen with my food assistance next month.
I'm in need of $40 by Monday to renew my domain name. My web site, my e-mail, my calendar, my notes, the link below... it all goes through that URL. If you can help, I thank you! Please share around!
Photo below for the cat tax.
www.joshcolletta.com/donate
Photo below for the cat tax.
www.joshcolletta.com/donate
November 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Internet is taken care of and won't be an issue for the foreseeable future, but I so still need to renew my domain name, plus I need to get rent and my electricity paid, and God only knows what's going to happen with my food assistance next month.
Reposted by Paul Chapman
It basically sucks to be in a situation where you're screaming "It can't be! We killed you!" at a shambling figure that's encroaching inexorably
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
It basically sucks to be in a situation where you're screaming "It can't be! We killed you!" at a shambling figure that's encroaching inexorably
Reposted by Paul Chapman
If your JRPG doesn't have random NPCs with annoying placement of the dialog trigger box, which makes it so that you repeatedly, accidentally talk to them, and that talk has no skip button and you have to go through like 20 dialog bubbles to get out, don't even bother me
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If your JRPG doesn't have random NPCs with annoying placement of the dialog trigger box, which makes it so that you repeatedly, accidentally talk to them, and that talk has no skip button and you have to go through like 20 dialog bubbles to get out, don't even bother me
Reposted by Paul Chapman
Mud Ghost Estate is a spooky tumbling block tower-based TTRPG inspired by the urban legends and folklore of Hong Kong. 👻
The Redux edition is now crowdfunding on Kickstarter!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wha...
The Redux edition is now crowdfunding on Kickstarter!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wha...
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Mud Ghost Estate is a spooky tumbling block tower-based TTRPG inspired by the urban legends and folklore of Hong Kong. 👻
The Redux edition is now crowdfunding on Kickstarter!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wha...
The Redux edition is now crowdfunding on Kickstarter!
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wha...
Reposted by Paul Chapman
Was in the mood to make a dungeon synth album cover.
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Was in the mood to make a dungeon synth album cover.
Reposted by Paul Chapman
We are all skeletons wearing people masks.
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 PM
We are all skeletons wearing people masks.
Reposted by Paul Chapman
remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 AM
remember: columbo isn't a cop. he's a fae with a strong sense of justice, who shows up to crimes and glamours people into thinking he's a cop.
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
that's why he doesn't carry a gun: the cold iron
Reposted by Paul Chapman
As well as recipes, my patreon is full of my art.
You can help support me and get paintings and drawings like these sent to your inbox every week.
There's a whole series done in the style of Picasso with African influences on subjects like Black women.
You can help support me and get paintings and drawings like these sent to your inbox every week.
There's a whole series done in the style of Picasso with African influences on subjects like Black women.
October 23, 2025 at 10:22 PM
As well as recipes, my patreon is full of my art.
You can help support me and get paintings and drawings like these sent to your inbox every week.
There's a whole series done in the style of Picasso with African influences on subjects like Black women.
You can help support me and get paintings and drawings like these sent to your inbox every week.
There's a whole series done in the style of Picasso with African influences on subjects like Black women.
Reposted by Paul Chapman
My mother - bless her soul - in an effort to consolidate space slipped several cans of diet cream soda into a cardboard case of diet root beer, and now I know how all of those Three Kingdoms warlords must've felt when they were inevitably betrayed by their scheming advisors and confidants.
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My mother - bless her soul - in an effort to consolidate space slipped several cans of diet cream soda into a cardboard case of diet root beer, and now I know how all of those Three Kingdoms warlords must've felt when they were inevitably betrayed by their scheming advisors and confidants.
Reposted by Paul Chapman
happy turkey day
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
happy turkey day
Reposted by Paul Chapman
Reposted by Paul Chapman
"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
August 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?"
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
Small acrylic painting I did back in 2019 for a Patreon supporter.
Reposted by Paul Chapman
I’ve been smashing a lot cursed amulets over the last few years and it turns out my actions have actually accelerated fulfillment of the so-called “Prophecy of Infinite Madness and Despair” rather than slowing it down! My bad!
November 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’ve been smashing a lot cursed amulets over the last few years and it turns out my actions have actually accelerated fulfillment of the so-called “Prophecy of Infinite Madness and Despair” rather than slowing it down! My bad!
Reposted by Paul Chapman
HAPPY GAMERA DAY! 60th anniversary!!! The first Gamera movie, directed by Noriaki Yuasa, came out on this day in 1965.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
HAPPY GAMERA DAY! 60th anniversary!!! The first Gamera movie, directed by Noriaki Yuasa, came out on this day in 1965.
Reposted by Paul Chapman
It’s that time of year again!
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
It’s that time of year again!