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@kastor.sh
blue catboy, software engineer, amateur #pixelart, husband, ffxiv raider, cat dad and unapologetic sex pervert

married to @haurchy.bsky.social ❤️

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I am a weird sex pervert please stop following me for political and technology insights.

I do post those things but it’s like a 1:90 ratio between that and talking about my weiner.
It does! It's much more fragile.

It would be a terrible knife to use for parrying or chopping something hard. But it would be very fast and lightweight for slicing flesh!
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I have never heard a level referred to as a liquid ruler before...

That is called a skeletonized blade though, and it's a pretty common feature of knives and machetes that are made to be lightweight!
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I don't know what that is!
February 12, 2026 at 6:23 AM
sure!
February 12, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I tried some different shapes of screws/tang bolts but I felt like it made it look too modern instead of futuristic
February 12, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Trying to design a cyberpunk 2077 inspired knife prop but I feel like something's still missing

the blade will have a carbon-fiber like texture from the build plate I'm printing on, so I don't wanna add much more there... but I feel like maybe there's some kind of greeble I could add to the hilt
February 12, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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February 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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Join me this Sunday 2/15 at 3PM est to start my playthrough of Poppy Playtime in time for the release of Chapter 5 on 2/18! I'm going to do my best to get through them all before Tuesday! Come suffer with me because I hate being chased in video games!!! www.twitch.tv/haurchy
February 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Anyways I will not be working with this firm again and the next one of their recruiters to talk to me will know exactly why.
February 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Robert, I’ll have you know that I’m trained extensively in how to win a knife fight without injury, 100% of the time.

You see, while my opponent takes their stance with their blade, I run the opposite direction for a really long time until I can’t see them anymore.
February 12, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Like did he think I would be so impressed by the client that I’d magically throw away my own worth and work for tens of thousands of dollars less?

Was he hoping I somehow wouldn’t notice until after I accept the job?

I don’t get it.
February 12, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Can someone who works in recruiting please tell me the thought process behind telling a candidate that a position is within their salary range and then trying to schedule them for an interview for that position only to reveal during the process that the max salary is below the candidate’s minimum?
February 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
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noah and mio learning business finance
February 11, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Finished my mentorship with @paulscottcanavan.com !!

That was so fun and I'm so proud of his this piece turned out! Paul is such a great teacher. Time to use the infinite wisdom I gained from MIR for my next pieces
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I want to customize my penis loadout…
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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ghud (goon hud)
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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When your post gets in the discover feed
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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Thank you to @defensetrain.bsky.social for this delicious commission of Lei rocking the pole of his lance
#nsfw
February 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
YO
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Wait until you find out about Muk.
February 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
I kinda figured given your history with the healthcare industry that your version would be closer to the notes of someone doing rounds than a journal haha. But I do think it's something everyone should do, if not to that extent.
February 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
They can gamble on a unicorn shitting gold over a rainbow all they like, it's not going to make it happen.

We should prepare for the outcome of their decisions, not the possibility of their idiotic dreams being correct.
February 11, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I think everyone should do this to some extent honestly.

You have a lot more experience going to doctors than me, but I tell people to journal their experience when they're having a medical issue because human memory sucks and even if your doctor is perfect they might not ask the right questions!
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
If there were any true risk of their Roko's Basilisk fever dream, we would be locking up every researcher working on AI and monitoring them for life, ensuring they never touch a computer again.
February 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM
The most compelling evidence that the entire AI Hype industry is full of crap is that by the rules of their own game theory nonsense, the only reasonable action anyone outside their accelerationist cult should take is to immediately impose the death penalty on Sam Altman and his co-conspirators.
February 11, 2026 at 10:24 PM