Kastor
banner
kastor.sh
Kastor
@kastor.sh
blue catboy, software engineer, amateur #pixelart, husband, ffxiv raider, cat dad and unapologetic sex pervert | married to @haurchy.bsky.social ❤️

icon by https://skeb.jp/@smzm02
Pinned
Kastor @kastor.sh · Oct 17
I am a weird sex pervert please stop following me for political and technology insights.

I do post those things but it’s like a 1:90 ratio between that and talking about my weiner.
Reposted by Kastor
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Reposted by Kastor
"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?

TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Reposted by Kastor
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Reposted by Kastor
donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Reposted by Kastor
Geopolitics is complicated.
November 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Reposted by Kastor
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
theonion.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Felt like it needed one more addition...
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by Kastor
Oh my god that is the worst possible answer
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Reposted by Kastor
Hey.

Kindly reminder.

Content creators are not your friends just because you like their work. You do not know who we are.

This goes double for anyone under 18; be very careful about interacting with adults.

If any adult makes you feel uncomfortable, DO NOT ENGAGE THEM. RUN.
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Reposted by Kastor
Thank you so much for the help and reposts 🥺🥺 woke up today feeling slightly less terrified and wife can get at least one of her medications
now 🙏
It’s Trans Day of Remembrance, and if you want to help some trans people survive, my wife and I could really use some help right now. Currently we cannot afford our HRT, among other things. My wife has rationed and skipped her HRT for months so that we could afford food.

gofund.me/e6ea47aa9
Donate to Urgent: Keep Lilian safe in Canada, organized by Jayden F
Edit: This GoFundMe has been significantly updated, as some time has passed since initiall… Jayden F needs your support for Urgent: Keep Lilian safe in Canada
gofund.me
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Reposted by Kastor
Speed running my artist career by drawing both a political comic and Vaporeon inflation in one go.
April 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Reposted by Kastor
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Reposted by Kastor
we didn't want to fuss with all of the ornaments that didn't have their hangers on them so vega was like "why don't we just put our plushies in there?"

so we present to you our very first Christmas tree, the plushy tree!!!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Reposted by Kastor
someone loves the fleece catnip christmas house
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Reposted by Kastor
Please, please, Sexually Suggestive was my father. Call me Sexually Suggestive (Cartoon).
November 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Big fan of this one
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Reposted by Kastor
What's happened to X has been a disaster for public discourse in the United Kingdom BUT it is also just very funny to see just how much some people will not really *notice* how degraded their media environment has become.
November 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Reposted by Kastor
Ooooouuuuugh got my first skeb done and it’s incredible!!!

by skeb.jp/@smzm02
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
So they finished editing them to remove all the Trump-loyal republicans huh?

www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Trump signs bill to release the DOJ's Epstein files
The legislation requires Attorney General Pam Bondi to release all unclassified records related to Epstein within 30 days.
www.nbcnews.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Reposted by Kastor
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Absolutely losing my mind at this 1972 study that showed athletes who simply believed they were on steroids (a placebo dose) had nearly as much functional strength gain as those who were taking actual anabolics.

They felt like they could work harder, so they did. It was purely psychological.
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Reposted by Kastor
the.... Azure DevOps Dragoon

he definitely had fun with the outages yesterday
#ffxiv
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Reposted by Kastor
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
October 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
Reposted by Kastor
I think dragoons are really flexible for non perverted and perverted reasons
November 19, 2025 at 10:18 PM