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Josh Colletta (Christmas Remix)
@joshcolletta.com
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Host of @uncommonsenseshow.bsky.social, VO artist, former radio DJ, former creative director, hobbyist writer of TV shows that will probably never get produced. For the purposes of Bluesky moderation, I am a journalist.

He/him.

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Josh Colletta (Christmas Remix) @joshcolletta.com · 10h
I'm in need of $40 by Monday to renew my domain name. My web site, my e-mail, my calendar, my notes, the link below... it all goes through that URL. If you can help, I thank you! Please share around!

Photo below for the cat tax.

www.joshcolletta.com/donate
cat.exe has crashed. Sending error report... My sister's all-white cat Elbereth is loafing -- face-down -- on a torn cardboard box lid sitting on top of a printer (to protect it from cat hair) at our parents' house. She loved laying there because it was warm and right in front of the front door, which also happened to be between the living room and the kitchen, so that when anyone walked in, she would stick her head out at them and demand pets. She was a queen. A drooling, derpy, oh-so-lovable queen. Elly Belly is sadly no longer with us, but we all still hold her in our hearts.
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TFW you defy a boycott & karma is instant
viamarsala18.bsky.social Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 3h
If you guys are not watching Target swag bag haul videos…
November 29, 2025 at 4:58 AM
joshcolletta.com
"Can you catch a venereal disease from a movie?"
-- Tom Servo

#MST3K #TurkeyDayMarathon #Hobgoblins #ReputationRoad
Fantazia stands outside a car while Kyle sits in the driver's seat, lustily looking at her.
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Cherokee street magician.

Trying to preserve our Native American Magic Culture.

If you like my work, please, please, please help support it, any little bit helps a lot and is greatly appreciated.

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November 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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I still desperately need to see this movie.
tillybridges.bsky.social Tilly Bridges @tillybridges.bsky.social · 3d
Welcome to #TransTuesday!

It's time for THE UNINTENTIONALLY INTENTIONAL TRANS ALLEGORY OF LISA FRANKENSTEIN, part 4!

We discuss Lisa’s super trans dream, finally get a window into her subconscious, first meet our true selves... and see how hate and bigotry can come in passive-aggressive forms!
THE UNINTENTIONALLY INTENTIONAL TRANS ALLEGORY OF LISA FRANKENSTEIN, part 4 - Tilly's Trans Tuesdays
Welcome to Trans Tuesday! Tillyvision speeds down the slopes in THE UNINTENTIONALLY INTENTIONAL TRANS ALLEGORY OF LISA FRANKENSTEIN, part 4! This week we discuss Lisa’s super trans dream, and how hate...
www.tillystranstuesdays.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:47 AM
joshcolletta.com
♫ It's the eiiiiiiightieeeeees, do a lotta coke and vote for Ronald Reaga-an! ♫

#MST3K #Hobgoblins #TurkeyDayMarathon #DontScratchTheQuarterflash
Teens dance in a sparsely-decorated living room.
November 29, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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joshcolletta.com Josh Colletta (Christmas Remix) @joshcolletta.com · 10h
I'm in need of $40 by Monday to renew my domain name. My web site, my e-mail, my calendar, my notes, the link below... it all goes through that URL. If you can help, I thank you! Please share around!

Photo below for the cat tax.

www.joshcolletta.com/donate
cat.exe has crashed. Sending error report... My sister's all-white cat Elbereth is loafing -- face-down -- on a torn cardboard box lid sitting on top of a printer (to protect it from cat hair) at our parents' house. She loved laying there because it was warm and right in front of the front door, which also happened to be between the living room and the kitchen, so that when anyone walked in, she would stick her head out at them and demand pets. She was a queen. A drooling, derpy, oh-so-lovable queen. Elly Belly is sadly no longer with us, but we all still hold her in our hearts.
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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"The nearest we came during a tense stakeout was THIS fellow... who experts believe is NOT a woman."
-- Crow T. Robot

#MST3K #LetsTalkWomen #Hobgoblins #TurkeyDayMarathon
Mike Nelson takes a giant bite out of a footlong sub sandwich.
November 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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A Zohran Mamdani style campaign sign that says "SYMPATHY for THE DEVIL".
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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"You couldn't turn me on if you had a dozen naked Gerardos and Fabio in tight leather pants. ... ... ... ...uh. ...uhh... where was I?"
-- Pearl Forrester

#MST3K #TurkeyDayMarathon #Hobgoblins #InvoluntaryOnTurning
Pearl Forrester is turned on.
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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coreyjwhite.com
Gonna prompt ChatGPT to write a new holy book, call it the vible
November 28, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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Light as a feather, stiff as a board, light as a feather, stiff as a board...

#MST3K #MacAndMe #TurkeyDayMarathon
Aliens heal a hovering Eric.
November 29, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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Provide for my basic needs, first and foremost. Anything after that would go toward rebuilding my studio to be completely digital.
basicincomeaction.bsky.social Basic Income Action ↗️ @basicincomeaction.bsky.social · 12h
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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Spoken like a true traitor.
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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"When visiting Bakersfield California, reconsider."
-- Crow T. Robot

#MST3K #TurkeyDayMarathon #MacAndMe
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Aaaaaaaaaaand Paul Rudd on Conan NOW!

#MST3K #MacAndMe
November 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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pinknews.bsky.social
Mamdani appoints trans woman to transition team and right-wingers are predictably outraged
https://www.thepinknews.com/2025/11/28/zohran-mamdani-abby-stein-trans/?utm_content=1764360022&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
November 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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It sounds like Laszlo is thinking of ripping CDs as recording the analog audio from a CD player back onto a hard drive. That's not at all what's happening, like Paul says, it's just copying the data.
Best CD ripper?
YouTube video by Paul McGowan, PS Audio
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November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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"Stuffing, the combination of the four Earth elements: fire, water, sky, and crumbs."
"The potato: silent enemy of the colon."
MST3K: Stuffing vs Potatoes
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
www.youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Intellectually, I know I should hate this, but damnit...
Creed sings "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
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November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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Buses don't get stuck in cross intersections. Just sayin'.
The bus drivers in Oslo, Norway may have their timing down a little too well. Enjoy this wild current event, that shows the importance of geometry!
TikTok video by Ryan Kelly
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November 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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whisperingpines.bsky.social
Judy Hopps must face justice
chrismohney.bsky.social Chris Mohney @chrismohney.bsky.social · 14h
really went dark for the sequel
A movie marquee advertises for the films Nuremberg in Zootopia 2
November 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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craigweekend.bsky.social
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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A true story of dumb unfolded here over the past couple of days...

(That's @thetoughestbean.bsky.social in case you want to deal with and / or block him. I've already blocked him, myself.)
Sheepflame (@sheepflame.bsky.social): The Catholic Church has married millions of women to Jesus over the years; 600k of those sister wives are still alive. Also Abraham, Jacob, Moses, David and Solomon were poly with non-imaginary people. A Bean (@thetoughestbean.bsky.social): Nuns are not sister-wives, be for real here Josh Colletta (@joshcolletta.com): They're the "brides of Christ" and are literally addressed as "sister." I'd say that if they're NOT sister-wives, they come pretty damn close 😆 A Bean: Nah man, that's dumb as shit Josh Colletta: Well, I mean, you can SAY that, but unless and until you offer some sort of counterargument, it rings pretty hollow. A Bean: I've had nuns as teachers. This is deeply insulting Josh Colletta: Why is it insulting? If I have no problem with polyamory -- which I think my initial post made perfectly clear -- then why would I say this about nuns as an insult? A Bean: This isn't debate club. Josh Colletta: 🤣 Oh really? You started a debate in response to comments made in MY comment thread. You chose this debate. So are you gonna put up or shut up? Those are your options.
November 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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lillynorthmusic.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 07:00PM

Hay yall, i have a #Spotify community #playlist . Why dont you add something and fallow it and spread it around?

Let's build something as a proper right and true community
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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bluebec.bsky.social
I regularly donate to the St Kilda Gatehouse, which provides a drop-in centre and support space for sex workers, helping them find belonging. They also work on helping young people at risk of sexual exploitation. They're fundraising and would appreciate your help
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November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM