Delaney King (She/Her/Ho Ho Whomst)
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Delaney King (She/Her/Ho Ho Whomst)
@delaneyking.bsky.social
Senior videogame tech artist /art director.
Unreal Tournament 04, Dragonage, D&D Online, God of War: Chains of Olympus, Stellaris, Civ IV + more. Vfx Where The Wild Things Are.

There is no spoon.

https://www.delaneyking.com
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Hi I'm Delaney, I have been a video game artist, art director and technical artist for over 27 years including D&D Online, LOTR online, Dragonage, Stellaris, Unreal Tournament and more- plus films like Where The Wild Things Are.
I am a proud #transgender and intersex woman.
Until he was hoarse.
How much head could a headless horseman give if a headless horseman could give head?
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Does a headless horseman on a headless horse have a head?
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
An artist of artisanal analytical analogies of artistically animated anal mating.
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I am sorry Mr. Thorogood, your badness has badassticised and has spread to your bone marrow.

-Is that bad?

-y y y y yes.
'Bad to the bone' implies a state that includes part or all of the skeletal system and is thus worse, or, should that include all the possible parts subject to badness, the badest state.
December 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
'Bad to the bone' implies a state that includes part or all of the skeletal system and is thus worse, or, should that include all the possible parts subject to badness, the badest state.
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Survivalist For Spite is a valid queer lifestyle.
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The reason Batman smells this Christmas is he had to use the Shark Repellent Batspray.

But, also the farts have nowhere to go in the batsuit.
December 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
A maths advent calendar where behind each door is 2 more doors, which you must open over 2 days, and behind those doors are 2 more doors which each require 1 day to open. This continues 12 deep and behind the final one of each is an apple pie flavoured chocolate shaped like that digit of pi.
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Empire Strikes Back is a Life Day Movie.
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Christmas is a Die Hard movie.
December 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Hwæt! We hear tales of the shield-maiden Delaney, as she wrecked herself after failing to check herself! Sassed enemies, got slightly tipsy at mead-halls, mostly picking at the smorgasbord, and fucked around to find out. Travelled over the Whale-roads in economy class.
That was a good King.
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
#Austim test should just be a bunch of vaguely worded questions and the assesor records how many times you say "define " or get angry at it.

Also it asks if you are worried you will fail your autism test as a result.
December 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"Aren't you worried I am a psychopathic killer?" He said, sliding into the car next to her.

"No." She chuckled, flicking the switch to lock all the car doors. "Statistically, it is highly unlikely two psychopathic killers meet at random in the middle of nowhere."
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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greece: send nudes

british museum: no

greece: cmon those are ours
January 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A comprehensile mind.
If you’re capable of grasping concepts do you have a prehensile mind?
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Why yes, that's Herne The Gather from Midlam Miniatures.
December 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Toss a bitcoin to your witchhunt, oh valley of silicon.
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth
I probably should've started a little bit sooner but I have a root canal coming up on Thursday that I'm entirely paying out-of-pocket for. It's getting quite urgent and I'm not sure I can put it off again. Please, anything would be helpful even just a boost. Thank you so much 🖤
Hi y'all I very prematurely closed my old gfm and I've started a new one. Things are quite dire and it's looking like I'm going to need to hire a lawyer which I can't afford. Your help would mean the world to me truly.

CA: @margotlaine
Venmo: @marghoul
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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It’s good, but it needs a cat.
Not trying... I made one. Here it is in all its perfection. I must now retire from comics, undefeated.
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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😂👏👏

Lasagre!
Not trying... I made one. Here it is in all its perfection. I must now retire from comics, undefeated.
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
If there is a gamedev subject you would like me to cover, drop me a DM
We don't talk enough about the concept of technical debt and the majority of money men executives have little or zero understanding of the concept.

This is a sunk cost fallacy at work- they think the product is a singular item, a tower moving ever upwards.
I realized just how much technical debt I had accumulated for Oneirality. I chose to restart my project early this month

Recently, I redesigned my visibility system to use Godot's point light nodes, and added a Thief-like visibility meter

#godot #gamedev #indiedev #oneirality
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Hadouken
Hasdouken
Havedouken

-a tense streetfight.
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I am unto a god.
Not trying... I made one. Here it is in all its perfection. I must now retire from comics, undefeated.
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM