Marv Was Here
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I make stuff that gets sold at head shops
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
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It’s not a financial risk to employ a sex pest if the consequences for reporting sexual abuse are so great that no one will dare to try it.
November 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It’s not a financial risk to employ a sex pest if the consequences for reporting sexual abuse are so great that no one will dare to try it.
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we live in hell
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
we live in hell
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Years ago, my colleagues at Business Insider and I tracked YouTuber “cancellation” arcs. What we found is that for many entertainers, “cancellation” actually sets the stage for a redemption arc, one that can raise their profile higher than ever. It wasn’t career-ending. It was fuel.
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Years ago, my colleagues at Business Insider and I tracked YouTuber “cancellation” arcs. What we found is that for many entertainers, “cancellation” actually sets the stage for a redemption arc, one that can raise their profile higher than ever. It wasn’t career-ending. It was fuel.
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I'm flummoxed by the underground movement to rehab cancelled figures. There's a rumor that a studio head is planning to begin bringing cancelled people back. It's bananas. The industry has contracted, leaving writers, directors and actors scrambling for work and we're making space for sex criminals?
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm flummoxed by the underground movement to rehab cancelled figures. There's a rumor that a studio head is planning to begin bringing cancelled people back. It's bananas. The industry has contracted, leaving writers, directors and actors scrambling for work and we're making space for sex criminals?
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Nov. 29, 1925: “Joins Masher Smashers,” reads the New York Daily News headline after Lenore Sokol smacked a man who was harassing her on a Manhattan streetcar and had him arrested.
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Nov. 29, 1925: “Joins Masher Smashers,” reads the New York Daily News headline after Lenore Sokol smacked a man who was harassing her on a Manhattan streetcar and had him arrested.
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When I ask them: "What are you reading? What are you watching? What are you listening to?" Often, the answer is: nothing. Which has a direct effect on their over-use of prompts and AI, because they can't think of ideas, because they are literally not engaging with a single figurative thing.
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
When I ask them: "What are you reading? What are you watching? What are you listening to?" Often, the answer is: nothing. Which has a direct effect on their over-use of prompts and AI, because they can't think of ideas, because they are literally not engaging with a single figurative thing.
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
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once 'the pullman porters' started demanding a wage and asking for tips instead of accepting whatever they were given, they were presented in print, etc as being poorly kept, pants raggedly, shoes coming apart, looking like a beggar
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
once 'the pullman porters' started demanding a wage and asking for tips instead of accepting whatever they were given, they were presented in print, etc as being poorly kept, pants raggedly, shoes coming apart, looking like a beggar
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
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I just had a dude argue that war crimes don't apply during war, and I just don't know if our country can survive this level of stupid.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I just had a dude argue that war crimes don't apply during war, and I just don't know if our country can survive this level of stupid.
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Janky Christmas pageants are one of my favourite holiday things
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Janky Christmas pageants are one of my favourite holiday things
👋🏼 their teacher is a cult leader*
*Coercive control manipulative narcissist you get my point
*Coercive control manipulative narcissist you get my point
incredible quote lol
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
👋🏼 their teacher is a cult leader*
*Coercive control manipulative narcissist you get my point
*Coercive control manipulative narcissist you get my point
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lol yeah. Just imagine being a black American. Shit not always as sweet as people think.
November 29, 2025 at 1:28 AM
lol yeah. Just imagine being a black American. Shit not always as sweet as people think.
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house of yes is a thanksgiving movie
a woman is wearing a black dress and a pearl necklace .
ALT: a woman is wearing a black dress and a pearl necklace .
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 12:38 AM
house of yes is a thanksgiving movie
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Kneecap is suing Canadian MP Vince Gasparro for his lies and defamatory comments.
I couldn’t possibly love this any more.
I couldn’t possibly love this any more.
November 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Kneecap is suing Canadian MP Vince Gasparro for his lies and defamatory comments.
I couldn’t possibly love this any more.
I couldn’t possibly love this any more.
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When I was little, I was in church with my aunt and the priest in his homily said “you know Jeremiah didn’t want to be a prophet” and I whispered to my aunt “he didn’t want to be a bullfrog either.”
She started laughing in church.
In 40 years I’ve never said anything as funny as that.
She started laughing in church.
In 40 years I’ve never said anything as funny as that.
“Yeah. I remember Jerry. Good friend of mine. … You know, I never understood a single word he said, but he always had some mighty fine wine.”
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
When I was little, I was in church with my aunt and the priest in his homily said “you know Jeremiah didn’t want to be a prophet” and I whispered to my aunt “he didn’t want to be a bullfrog either.”
She started laughing in church.
In 40 years I’ve never said anything as funny as that.
She started laughing in church.
In 40 years I’ve never said anything as funny as that.
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
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Do you think the world wouldn't be so fucked if rich people had to have actual, literal dick measuring contests?
November 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Do you think the world wouldn't be so fucked if rich people had to have actual, literal dick measuring contests?
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I’m sick and people keep offering to bring me soup or DayQuil. I can get those myself, I need you to do my dishes.
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m sick and people keep offering to bring me soup or DayQuil. I can get those myself, I need you to do my dishes.
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“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”
It costs a lot less to house people.
It costs a lot less to house people.
Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
thebetter.news
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”
It costs a lot less to house people.
It costs a lot less to house people.
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Black Friday's changed
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Black Friday's changed
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I’m 35 with student loans I live in one of the most expensive cities in the world I dreamt and studied my whole life to be a journalist at this level and I just got fired because I told the president “hey don’t call her a pig” i am now blacklisted from the industry that has this same gun to its head
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I’m 35 with student loans I live in one of the most expensive cities in the world I dreamt and studied my whole life to be a journalist at this level and I just got fired because I told the president “hey don’t call her a pig” i am now blacklisted from the industry that has this same gun to its head
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Me: Not today, Satan.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Me: Not today, Satan.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
Jesus: Blessed are you for rejecting the dark--
Me: Not you, either.
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Having second thoughts about my anti-public-executions stance actually
I deeply despise these people, need for this buble to burst ASAP, and want this man underneath a whole entire jail. This entire country is ghouls akimbo
OpenAI says teen's 'misuse' of ChatGPT is to blame for his suicide, because he broke the TOU: 'Users must comply with OpenAI's Usage Policies, which prohibit the use of ChatGPT for suicide or self-har...
The lawyer presenting Adam Raine's family calls the response "disturbing" and I have to agree.
www.pcgamer.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Having second thoughts about my anti-public-executions stance actually