lena
@lenazun.bsky.social
she/ella. not exactly the voice of reason. wire mother. scaffolding @eff. escribo cartas en podriaser.com
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I remember seeing a story years ago where a prison cook was caught having stolen $1.2 million of fajitas over 9 years.
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Texas man sentenced to 50 years for stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas
Gilberto Escamilla had stolen more than $1.2 million worth of fajitas over the course of approximately nine years.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I remember seeing a story years ago where a prison cook was caught having stolen $1.2 million of fajitas over 9 years.
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
almost every one of these moralizing essays can be answered with "mind your own gd business"
Guest essayist, your TV-addled meemaw who will be serving Thanksgiving dinner on a commemorative Riley Gaines plate to a lot of empty chairs
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
almost every one of these moralizing essays can be answered with "mind your own gd business"
it's my birthday! sorry enemies, I just keep getting happier, dumber and more beautiful
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
it's my birthday! sorry enemies, I just keep getting happier, dumber and more beautiful
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not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
November 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
not beating the “AI art is lazy” allegations
wish me luck i have to get a last minute block of tofu
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
wish me luck i have to get a last minute block of tofu
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Me after every social interaction
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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meanwhile, nonprofits are asked “what is your plan to sustain this food bank after the term of this one month emergency grant to replace SNAP?”
OpenAI needs to raise at least $207bn by 2030 so it can continue to lose money, HSBC estimates on.ft.com/4ij0yh8
OpenAI needs to raise at least $207bn by 2030 so it can continue to lose money, HSBC estimates
A burning platform
on.ft.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
meanwhile, nonprofits are asked “what is your plan to sustain this food bank after the term of this one month emergency grant to replace SNAP?”
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
the turkey breast is marinating now because i’m vegetarian but by the gods, i’ll make that insipid bird taste like something
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
the turkey breast is marinating now because i’m vegetarian but by the gods, i’ll make that insipid bird taste like something
i know we are told this is a terrible thing to do and it probably is in the 99.9% of cases but if we’re familiar with each other, I do want you to order the food for me. please. it’s a gift to my brain. relieve me of the burden of choice.
November 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i know we are told this is a terrible thing to do and it probably is in the 99.9% of cases but if we’re familiar with each other, I do want you to order the food for me. please. it’s a gift to my brain. relieve me of the burden of choice.
starting a podcast where I whisper sweet autistic nothings in your ear
November 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
starting a podcast where I whisper sweet autistic nothings in your ear
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Fuck I can't breathe
![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Fuck I can't breathe
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Feel very strongly that this trend must not catch on at the New York Times
Anyway, here's an abstract nude of our new editor nypost.com/2025/11/24/m...
Vanity Fair to publish ‘abstract nude portrait’ of Olivia Nuzzi — as scandal-plagued journalist accused of shirking job duties: report
Vanity Fair staffers privately gripe that Olivia Nuzzi has failed to carry out core duties since joining the magazine, according to a report.
nypost.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Feel very strongly that this trend must not catch on at the New York Times
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I wrote for @theintercept.com about how prosecuting transportation of these pamphlets is a danger to all writers, journalists, and Americans.
Possession of words is not a crime, even with intent to distribute.
Possession of words is not a crime, even with intent to distribute.
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I wrote for @theintercept.com about how prosecuting transportation of these pamphlets is a danger to all writers, journalists, and Americans.
Possession of words is not a crime, even with intent to distribute.
Possession of words is not a crime, even with intent to distribute.
small town Rhode Island eggplant parmigiana, food of the gods
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
small town Rhode Island eggplant parmigiana, food of the gods
Me contaron que estabas enamorada de otro
y entonces me fui a mi cuarto
y escribí este artículo contra el Gobierno
por el que estoy preso.
-- Ernesto Cardenal
y entonces me fui a mi cuarto
y escribí este artículo contra el Gobierno
por el que estoy preso.
-- Ernesto Cardenal
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Me contaron que estabas enamorada de otro
y entonces me fui a mi cuarto
y escribí este artículo contra el Gobierno
por el que estoy preso.
-- Ernesto Cardenal
y entonces me fui a mi cuarto
y escribí este artículo contra el Gobierno
por el que estoy preso.
-- Ernesto Cardenal
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“Once, after the group bought out a tamale vendor’s cart, that man found them days later to say immigration agents were spotted on his block just hours after. ‘You saved my life,’ Rosales said the man told them.” apnews.com/article/chic...
Chicagoans buy out street vendors amid a federal immigration crackdown
Across Chicago’s Latino neighborhoods, fear of a federal immigration crackdown has emptied the streets.
apnews.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
“Once, after the group bought out a tamale vendor’s cart, that man found them days later to say immigration agents were spotted on his block just hours after. ‘You saved my life,’ Rosales said the man told them.” apnews.com/article/chic...
one time our house got cleaned out and they found all of my dad’s CDs the next day, intact. he’s still mad.
Yes I’d feel a way if the driver thought my stuff wasn’t fly enough to steal.
This reminds me of the winter right after I moved into my house (closed in August, moved in right before October).
The FedEx and UPS drivers were opening boxes to decide if they wanted to steal your shit. One of my packages got delivered completely pried open.
The FedEx and UPS drivers were opening boxes to decide if they wanted to steal your shit. One of my packages got delivered completely pried open.
November 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
one time our house got cleaned out and they found all of my dad’s CDs the next day, intact. he’s still mad.
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seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
seen on WT Harris in E Charlotte
last week you were like “i wish my lover would write me poems” and this week is like nah, i’m good
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
last week you were like “i wish my lover would write me poems” and this week is like nah, i’m good
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I'm told that it's actually Grindr for asexuals which has a conceptual elegance. Cheap hookups? No thanks, but here's a pleasant GIF.
November 23, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm told that it's actually Grindr for asexuals which has a conceptual elegance. Cheap hookups? No thanks, but here's a pleasant GIF.
i thought there was an agreement between adults that explicit sex messages are always ridiculous and gross for people outside the conversation. in this case they are messages between particularly terrible individuals, but still, i would like to maintain our social contract.
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
i thought there was an agreement between adults that explicit sex messages are always ridiculous and gross for people outside the conversation. in this case they are messages between particularly terrible individuals, but still, i would like to maintain our social contract.
modern art for cows
Composition by Joaquín Torres-García, 1938
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137614
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137614
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 AM
modern art for cows
what is it with tv shows killing the lesbian gf. please let them live.
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
what is it with tv shows killing the lesbian gf. please let them live.